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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "I usually use my gun but this time I'll use my..."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Well, i've had breakfast, but i'm sure that I can find room for a quick nibble."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Just bringing The Sandman to the next page. Great entries so far.
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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Scaramanga: "Yes, that is indeed my golden gun you are feeling. Hard, isn't it?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Scaramanga is prepared to make himself a little homemade 'Love Tabasco,' as he liked to call it.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Scaramanga: "Of course Nick Nack made love to you earlier but you may not have noticed..."
  • vzokvzok
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Scaramanga: "Yes, that is indeed my golden gun you are feeling. Hard, isn't it?"

    You've forgotten to attach the lighter - again.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " I hate to bite her ......... it took me ages inflating her ! "
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "A difficult bite but most gratifying."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Keep humouring me. Probably judging during the weekend.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2016 Posts: 17,867
    He'd sucked out all of her blood, now it was time for her milk...

    or

    "A harmless [sex] toy!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    It was time he unwrapped his present. And he wanted the whole world to watch.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Damn! Is that garlic or ginger? I could never tell..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I am loving it so far. I plan to judge tomorrow, so get your final entries in.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The 'Made in China' label didn't put him off. After all, he had just blown her up. 'Twould be a shame to let her go to waste...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Time to pass the torch.

    Not very easy, several funny entries. However:

    In third place:
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Scaramanga: "Yes, that is indeed my golden gun you are feeling. Hard, isn't it?"

    In second place:
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "Well, i've had breakfast, but i'm sure that I can find room for a quick nibble."

    And the winner this week:
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    " I hate to bite her ......... it took me ages inflating her ! "

    Your turn, @Thunderpussy.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Thanks :) let's try Charles Gray again.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Some SPECTRE operatives were punished differently.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Dammit, I can't find the slot for the batteries."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She wasn t bad, but she was no Irma.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Blofeld liked getting a lay of the land before he tried to get the thrust of it.
  • GettlerGettler
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    Franz did know some other bird calls afterall.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    :)) some fantastic ones already =D>
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Gettler wrote: »
    Franz did know some other bird calls afterall.

    "Im especially fond of the Blue Tit."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Bump. Just keeping people abreast of this. ;)
  • MyNameIsMyBondRnMyNameIsMyBondRn WhereYouLeastExpectMeToBe
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    MyNameIsMyBondRn wrote: »
    .."-Oh..!-It's Him-That Sharp Guy..!.."
    QBranch wrote: »
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    (ARGH! I jammed myself in this car door! ALL of me!
    )

    -Still,-You know,-It's SHARP-(on time)..!

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dr Ernst examined those lumps very carefully.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "I must hurry, if Irma catches me again, i'm done for."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2016 Posts: 17,867
    "I do so hate feminine love music!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Such nice cheeks, too!"
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