QBranch

Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.

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  • QBranch changed his profile picture.
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    December 4
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Operation Underthumb(nail).
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Dr. Yes approves.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The Doctor's file shows No kills.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Doctor, there's no reason to run down the little people.
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    December 4
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    December 3
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      BANNED
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      He QBranched off.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Don't tempt fate, old plum!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      You're not retiring anytime soon... Are you?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I return in one piece. But not in pristine order.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Grow up, 00-Q!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Age is no guarantee of maturity."
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.
  • Thunderfinger
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    November 4
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/dcmovies/images/5/5e/Thumbs-Down-For-Facebook.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160325071754
  • ClarkDevlin
    I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime. Right, Q?

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    October 24
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      We all must Queue up.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      An all time high!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The piper must be very rich by now.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Yep, that's why they call his superhero alter-ego the Piper Man.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Big top hat, cockamamie flute in one hand and bag of money in the other.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      As the old saying goes, "Beware a piper man in a flute player's game."
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      "Parley" has to be one of the best words ever. I'll have to use it the next time I parley with someone.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Piper's Parley.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Parley Davidson and the Parlboro Man.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Very novel, Q. You should get these smokes in stores for Christmas.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      But Christmas is already smokin'!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Let's not blow it all at once!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I had the first one of those, and it blew up in my face.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      No Doctor wanted to check you up in such a delicate matter?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      All I felt was a Warmflash.
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    October 23
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      My defence mechanism is right h-
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      We'll need some Spectre art from you now. ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I'll get on it! Did you enjoy SP, Murdock?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I loved it aside from the soundtrack. :P
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Kiss Kiss Bang Ba-

      That doesn't work in 2017. ;)
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Better than the writing's on the wall. :D
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Along with the rest of him! :D
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Isn t that Joe the bomber?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Never play it again, Sam.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      He got lucky with the Logans.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Mr. Kiss Kiss Joe Bang.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Mr. Joe Bangles. And vice versa.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The Big Joe Bang Theory
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Joe Bang LaDesh
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Mr. Joezy Bangov.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Professor Joe Banger: "Bless your lucky heart!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      He is a bangster.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Joe Bang and the Scooby Gang.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      He can play the bangjoe.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Lucky Logan strums, with Joe Bang on the drums.
  • Dragonpol
    Welcome back, Q!
    October 8
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Thanks. I'd like to welcome back your avatar!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Thank you. I always come back to this one in the end!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It's the circle of life.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Indeed!
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    October 16
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Just got one of these off qbay. They've slashed Q's budget,
      but luckily, it's not something you'd pay 'out the nose' for.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Why not stick your nose out and head to Bahamas? You won't be needing any of these there. Fluless Paradise.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The Bahamas is nothing to sniff at, especially if Dominose there.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      I am sure she won't take Nose for an answer.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Itsnot as it seems
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    October 16
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Hello, 9IW. Yes, it's finally here. Quite enough for completion.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Just checking if the thumbnail function is working. Yes it is, says Mr. Hinx.
  • Murdock
    I never forget an old gadget maker.
    July 13
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Hope you return to the site one day. :)
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Seconded
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Thirded
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      9IW. So, that's where Q defected.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      9IW - the agency Lieutenant Hip works for, according to his ID card.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      What the hell is this organization? How can they be everywhere and we know nothing about them?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A certain Doctor is in the know.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Doak?
  • Thunderfinger
    Woohoo! Welcome back!
    October 5
  • Dragonpol
    Where is old Q?
    March 2016
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      On his retirement riding in his fishing boat, Away from you!

      Come back QB we miss you.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Indeed we do miss his wit and charm.
  • Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    August 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Mine is keeping an open mine.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      What's yours is mine, and that is for you alone.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The mine is mine, but the ores are yours.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It's a bit of a minefield in here. What's out there in yourfield?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Just strawberry oilfields.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Tastes like... Fororro motor oil. You wouldn't know. I would." - Dominic Greene
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Didn t exactly get his pump started.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He'd already been pumped for information.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Silva did a sterling job with that.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Yes, well done Raoul. Here is a 2nd place medal- think on your wins.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Raoul Royce, Silva in the Shadow of the winner.
  • "I fell out of an aeroplane without a parachute." - James Bond, MR

    "A parachute fell out of an aeroplane without me." - James Bond, ???
    August 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      "I fell out of love without an excuse."-Pierce to Teri.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Did you solve the riddle? Which film is it?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      YOLT?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I give you very best hint: it's not YOLT.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      MR?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Nope- you're on the right track though. There are references to MR in this film.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      DAD?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      L007K! Parachutes for the both of us! Whoops- not any more!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      L007K! Parachutes with Union Jacks for the both of us! Whoops- you're not Roger Moore!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      LOO7K! Parakeets for you both, Tim and Rog. -Mad parrot Max.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Max at TLD auditions: "Give us a cameo! Give us a cameo!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      "Max wants a crackpipe."
  • Iff theirs won fing musst eye marster beefour eye dye, its tha Enguish langlage. Inn thatt kase, eye hoap eye liv fore VARY a llong thyme.
    April 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Relax, when you die you instantly know everything. Even English.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Goodby crule whirled! Actually, I've been thinking how much I want to learn another language.
      But first things first, eh? :P
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I am studying Australian myself.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Strewth, mate... You fair dinkum? Nor way!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Strewth so help me, Bruce! And the dinkum is fairly fair, you hear?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I can speak Canadian as well as English.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I heard they speak American in Canada. Except Quebec, where they speak Luxembourgish.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That is in fact true.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      But is it dinki di?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      And dinki dum, mate.
  • News headline: 'Greene Planet's future uncertain- boss gets the boot after getting the axe'
    April 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Well deserved. He stole Christmas. Mr Tree just withered and died after that.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Relax, Mr Tree is greener on the other side. And he knows everything. Even English.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Christmas is treading on needles now.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      But is she trending?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Yes, once or twice a year she trends.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      D ow!
  • For Bond it's just routine, for anyone else- certain death
    April 2015
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      From the Dr No poster?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      FYEO novel- back cover. I spotted a few novels in a book store window, including FYEO, TB and the MR film adaptation! All that for $9!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Not bad! I love a bargain too!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Bargainpol.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      For Bruce Murdock, A bullet a day keeps the grim reaper away.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Which bullet has my name on it?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      None, You've given me fantastic gadgets.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Did you make sure Lazar knows how to spell my name?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      They don't make bullets that long. On a missile, perhaps?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Murdock, keep it up and you'll be promoted to R status in no time!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      If you're Q and I'm R does that make Thunderfinger, S?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I am the A and the O, baby.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I am D. Make of that what you will.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Delete?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Done.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Draggystyle.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Draggin' me down.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      But with style. Old drag, new tricks.
  • You're a kite surfing in a tsunami, Mr Bond.
    March 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      What you doing on your surfboard? You should be dancing.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It's a good time to catch a wave, Link. Trust me, I just know.
    • CommanderRoss
      CommanderRoss
      He was just planking.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Planks are always good. On water, on snow, in eyes. The Plank equation.
    • CommanderRoss
      CommanderRoss
      There's even an institute in Germany for that now.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I bought my skis there. Max glide.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A ski, not a banana peel, Q!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      They are easier to slip on.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I slipped on a banana peel the other day. It had clearly been there a while as it had turned black, and the position it was in made it difficult to identify from six feet away. Was it actually a banana peel? I certainly had my doubts.
      I had to get closer- I needed confirmation. Confirmation that cartoon physics does indeed exist in the real world.
      Ladies and gentlemen- it does.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I once stepped on a rake in the grass, and got a bump on my forehead. Also a true story.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Buffoonraker!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The slipstick chaps.
  • PropertyOfALady
    Messages are just not your type.
    March 2015
  • DAFt waiter: "Mouton Rothschild with fish? Might I suggest a claret?"
    March 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Hmmm..there is something fishy about this.
    • MajorDSmythe
      MajorDSmythe
      It's a load of old cod, if you ask me.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I agree, old sod.
    • CommanderRoss
      CommanderRoss
      ah, new wine in old bags then. Or new whine in old hags. I'm a little confused.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I prefer grapes in my wine, not fish.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Grapes and gropers? I have no gripes.
  • Wow, thanks for that interesting article! Also visit my homepage http://www.cheapstylishuggboots.con/
    March 2015
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Feel free to surf my website! All boots now HALF PRICE! That's right, 50% OFF!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Three for the price of one and a half. Wow, give me five.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Thank for your money purchase. Item sent yes today. Package should arrive with 14 days. should.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      If not, do you need more money? Cause I have a LOT of money.
  • joined.
    March 2015
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Welcome Aboar-wha-huh?!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Whatever you are here to sell, give me ten.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A new watch. Your 20th, I believe.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Gie us 20 for fear they be gid.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      In gid we trust.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I am so gid. Especially when I'm bid.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Did you bid on the gid?
  • 'Spectre' deleted scene: "The latest thing from Q-Branch - It's called a laboratory!"
    March 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      And M touching his crotch. "This is the big one, 007"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      And that's supposed to make us think he has the balls for this job.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      With Logan out, that is probably what it means.
  • My frieunds, please give to my charity. Please add credit card details below.. many thaks again chaps

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    March 2015
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Mods how do I delet my comment.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Why worry about that? Just create another account.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      They'll fix you. They fix everything.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Except uprooted trees. Get it?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Please leaf.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Not sure wither I will.
  • "Don't you know- Diamond is a girl's best friend?" - Lou P(Phillips) Lamora
    February 2015
  • The name's Dance. Charles Dance. Codename: Charlie Tango.
    February 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Can I sit on your lap?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      With a face like that?! Hell no!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I could shapeshift, you know.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He still can't hold a gun properly...
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Charles has a lesser known brother named Flash.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      They call him that because he loves charlie.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      He christened his son River.
  • Putter Smith: making golf clubs for a living.
    January 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I wonder what Bruce Glover makes.
    • Benny
      Benny
      Crispins????
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Hello? Hello? Anybody home! Aye think McFly...Think!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Smith (to Glover): "For the last time, YOU'RE Mr Wint. I kid you not."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I bet he makes Winter Gloves.
    • Benny
      Benny
      Bruce together with brothers Julian and Danny run a sucessful chain of working mother security squads.
      Glover Brother Undercover Mothers is a leading suburban all female security force.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Wise words from Putter: "Stay away from that Charlie, Kidd!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The way they look, they cannot all be real brothers. Julian is adopted, no?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Which one's Julian? Is he the carrot-top? Or the bla- Nevermind.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Julian Gaylover is the guy from Space:1999.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      In before the airlock?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Party like it s 1999- all spaced out.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      In space, no one can hear you party. Bottom's up!... er, down?... er...?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      In space no one can hear you farty.
  • PropertyOfALady
    Did you get my message?
    November 2014