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QBranch

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QBranch
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Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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  • QBranch changed his profile picture.
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    September 21
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Alas, I look old again.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      You're Q old for MI6.
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      You have a great hair stylist.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Hair by R of London.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Let me guess, the hair is actually a highly sophisticated plastic explosive.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      That's right, it's Dentonite floss.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Hair Today. Dead tomorrow.
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      Your ear looks funny, Q.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That's For Your Ears Only, Q.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The ears are actually highly sophisticated microphones.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Next you'll be telling me he can breathe through his nose.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      If you ever bothered to read my memos, you'd realize that the nose is a finely tuned smoke alarm.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Who nose where the next gadget will be hidden?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You sit on it, but you can't take it with you.
    • DavidW07
      DavidW07
      Frothy cappuccino, was it?