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mattjoes

New BLOFELD microwave, with SPECTRE henchman countdown timer!

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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    July 1
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Something in heads?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Kept in storage until his day comes again.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Eon headhunted Pierce Brosnan for the Bond role.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Wizard of Bros
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Alternative TND Ending: Bond as Carver's latest satellite.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Loving these comments!

      2022: Q's new whizz-bang tech - it's what keeps me aliiiiive.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It's what keeps him alone...in space.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Just trying to get a head in life.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Whatever was about to happen, he was happy to not shouuulder the responsibility.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    June 2
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It's Neil Connery's world, we're just living in it.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Neil that avatar to the mast.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sailor: "O.K. Connery"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      mattbros.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Neil down, under the lasers."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      ENTRAPMENT IS TOO MUCH FOR ONE CONNERY!
    • Benny
      Benny
      'Neil before Sean!'
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      @Benny that's just brilliant wordplay!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It was a Con job. Don't tell Sean!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Kid Brother still has some tricks up his sleeve!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Does Neil wear Kid gloves when he pulls the rabbit out of the hat?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He does. Kid Glover, they call him.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sean only wishes he was as effortlessly cool as Neil.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    May 28
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond Will Return in A Close Shave (1991).
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      We must beard that in mind.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He had a five o'clock shadow due to the light at eleven o'clock.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Yo, Kamran, I need some more of that s**t, I swear I'll pay you back. Here, take Kara as insurance!"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Timothy Dalton patiently waiting for his third Bond film.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Timothy Dalton IS Burt Kowalski.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Timothy Dalton will Return as James Bond in Without a Shadow of a Doubt.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "I don't need no Jamsh Bond roluh, **hiccup**, if they don't want me I'll shust go bacc to my **hiccup** Shakesperreyan actingg."
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "A razor? What's that?!"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Stubble Oh Seven.
  • Sturdy and reliable.

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    May 7
    • Benny
      Benny
      Q - You describe it, and I'll enter the information into the computer.

      Bond - Padlock. Brass. Key to unlock. Stainless steel locking mechanism.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      In before the Activity Page Locque.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Q: "Thank you, Sharon. You can go, I'll Locque up."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      In Gothard City, don't forget to Locque the door at night.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Just a comment to padlock out the Activity Page.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      mattjoes Good catch with "I'll Locque up". Do you think it was an intended reference?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I don't know. It's subtle enough that it could have been a coincidence.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Is it strong and stable?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Tough and unbreakable.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Hardened, and with more brass than brains.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      If only they were cheeks.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Are they brasshats or...?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      More like asshats.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I was too polite to say that...but yes.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Oops. Guess it's time to Locque this conversation.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Let's Locque to the future.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Here's to the next Emile-llion posts.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      We've got a Locque in common. I also escaped from prison by strangling my psychiatrist.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Now you and I have something in common. I also strangled your psychiatrist. I didn't do it to escape though, just as a hobby.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Oh, thanks for that. That guy was such a bore.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He never bore that in mind, despite my repeated warnings.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I bored into his skull with my intense gaze.
  • New BLOFELD microwave, with SPECTRE henchman countdown timer!

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    May 13
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Ping!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I put a roll of tin foil in for 10 minutes. It's going to BLO!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The explosion will be FELD for miles.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Heating a meal in 4 minutes? A microwave would have seemed like a weapon of mass destruction were James Bond villains around in 1900.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I remember the villain's plan involved microwaves in Batman Begins. Nolan's got you covered.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jack Jersawitz: Weren't you the Penguin in Batman Part 2?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He was even a candidate for mayor, like the real Penguin.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I'm his Number 1 caller. You know what I'm saying?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Press 'Reset' on Blofeld.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Blofeld will have a new identity in just 4 minutes.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dr. Evil was cryogenically frozen, but a fellow evil mastermind has just what it takes to help him come in from the cold.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Ding loved to hear that Ping. It meant yet another TV dinner was ready.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Mr. Ling agreed, as did the Queen.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Mr Ling heard a Ping while listening to some Bing on the Ning-Po. It turned out it was his Ring. What a curious Fing!