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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    March 1
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    February 19
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Eyes courtesy of the Dragonpol avatar.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Yes, we're very grateful and proud of our long-standing association with the Dragonpol Institute for Avatars and Avatar Captions.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, we're going gangbusters. It's not bad for a startup business. Of course I donate 10% to charity too.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The (mister) bean counters must love the tax deductions.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I love giving to charity. Plus, it's tax deductible.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Do you also donate avatars to those who can't afford them?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, indeed I do. I do this through my charity Alms for Avatars.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Bean me up, Scotty.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Great Captain Scott!
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    January 27
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Ah, yes. I see that you know your Deutsche well.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Silly Avatar Comment.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I did nazi that coming.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      We make ze jokes here, Herr Mattjoes.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      For Your Eye Bleed Only.
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    January 7
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Are you calling me a horse's arse?"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "No, you're just A Man Called Horse."
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      Well, Bond has always been said to be indomitable.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Bond, James Bond? What a horse's arse of a name!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Bond's plan to go undercover into Zorin's stables was ruined because of budget cuts at @QBranch.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      LOL, good one! 😂
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      As the hero in Horse Under Water, Pierce Brosnan had taken the title a little too literally.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      At least he didn't go method for Funeral in Berlin.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That would've been Curtains for Palmer.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It's best to Live and Len Deighton.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Pierce just wanted to Len a hoof.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      COLUMBO: Pierce Lens a Hoof
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Starring Lieutenant Colt-umbo.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Played by Peter Foal.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Horse
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Mind Over Mare.
      Now You See Hoof.
      Columbo and the Murder of a Jock Star.
      Requiem for a Falling Stallion.
      A Friend in Steed.
      Lovely but Laminitis.
      Horseback.
      An Exercise in Furlong.
      Murder Under Hoof.
      Uneasy Lies the Coronet.
      Stud and the Married Detective.
      Columbo Cries Horse.
      Murder With Too Many Hooves.
      Bell Boot in Shades of Grey.
      Amble to Amble.
      Under Horse Cover.
      Equestrian in Black.
      A Trace of Mule.
      Paddock or Perish.
      A Bridle in the Hand...
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      So many horse puns! Dragonpol, you're remarkable. You have intelligence, you have perception, you have great tenacity. You've got everything except hoof.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, I tried to do 20 and I had to check a few terms to help me but once I started I couldn't stop. Put it down to a mad, creative burst of energy.
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    January 15
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Reminder: I need to eat more bran.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      "Have you seen my lunch, 007? It was a Taco Bell."
      ...
      "007?"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "I knew I shouldn't have had those fish cakes!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The mission could wait, this was the real emergency.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Pierce Brosnan in his fifth James Bond film Bathroom Break.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Toilet Is Not Close Enough.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      TWINE: One More Poo.
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    January 13
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Octopoohssy.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      Thing have gone wild for Pooh after he entered public domain.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      No doubt the captain of the Ling-Pooh.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I'll ask Tigger to investigate.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Wasn't he the hero in Tigger Mortis?
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    January 7
    • Benny
      Benny
      "Ahh haaa"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jurassic Park!
    • Benny
      Benny
      “Stop getting Bond wrong’
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Dr Nout?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He had a window of opportunity, but he was caught with his pants down.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He did accidentally invent a new yoga position though.