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Constipated Caine was not a pretty sight.
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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    September 18
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      You... you appear tense.
    • Benny
      Benny
      'Hang on a minute lads. I got another great idea. Uhhhhhh!'
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Constipated Caine was not a pretty sight.
    • Benny
      Benny
      'Know your limits master Bruce. Mine is that curry we had last night.'
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    July 25
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Now that's an avatar I approve of!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Thank you, Lord Dragonpol!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      My pleasure. It looks like he's smoking a cigarette instead of a cigar there. I think the only episode where he does that is Columbo: Strange Bedfellows (1995).
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Good catch! A liberty taken by the artist, no doubt.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, it's close (but no cigar).
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    July 13
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Never go full Petachi.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Eye hack for highJack.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jack "Eye-patchie" Petachi.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      For some reason he comes across as somewhat ridiculous a character.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Jumpin' Jack Crash by The Rolling Cortinas
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    July 2
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Burt Kowalski IS Timothy Dalton
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Liver's not too god... And he smells like wet dog... It's definitly him then
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Tomorrow Never Showers
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      "Would you like a drink, Sir?"
      "Give me one bottle of you cheapest vodka. Shaken... Not stirred."
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      His stubbly side is an itchy place to be.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      The man with the golden lice.
    • barryt007
      barryt007
      Timothy Dontwash.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    June 5
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The pout went deep undercover.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Daniel Craig in his new role as Hercule Poirot, the famous Belgian sleuth.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He should interrogate Colonel Arbuthnot, then.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    May 20
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      "Delving deeply into the treasures of Egypt."
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "It's getting hot. I'm coming in at a steeper angle than I should."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Automatic firing system negative. Must be the heat."
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Now they're wondering why the torpedo hasn't exploded.
    • Fire_and_Ice_Returns
      Fire_and_Ice_Returns
      Miss Goodhead Meets Bond
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      If it is the space missionary position, you were expecting me.
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    May 13