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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    March 9
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It don't get fresher than that.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Cubby's salary negotiations with Roger Moore often employed scare tactics.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Roger Moore as Columbo in Dead Weight. Guest Stars Saddam Hussein.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      In the original ending of For Your Eyes Only, Columbo would have died at the hands of Kristatos.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The new Bond film is off the hook!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Bond: Hang in there, I'll get us out of here in no time!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond: Licence to Chill.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Spy Who Came Into the Cold
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Frozen Food? Yes We Khan.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? He's just dead.
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    March 1
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Hair by David Dragonpol.
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      Is that steve
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Young Steve, indeed.
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      big hair lol
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Inspired by Brian May. He'll be wearing clogs next.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Brian May was inspired by Steven Seagal. As were Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Vladimir Putin. Source: Steven Seagal.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He's holding a carrot in this photo but you can't see it. Shame.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The carrot, too, was inspired by Steven Seagal. Before meeting him, it was just a leaf.
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      Carrot Down Below lol
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      What a Carrot On! 🥕
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Steven Seagal is Dr. Wesley McCarrot in THE PATRIOT
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      David Dragonpol IS King Richard III in William Shakespeare's Richard III.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Your kingdom for a Pol.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Come not between the Dragonpol and his wrath.
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      What's up with the fruit and veg lately 😆
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The EU wouldn't let us have bendy bananas. One of the chief reasons for Brexit.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sorry, we got carrot away.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The leek? I carrotted him with cheese wire.
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    February 19
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Eyes courtesy of the Dragonpol avatar.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Yes, we're very grateful and proud of our long-standing association with the Dragonpol Institute for Avatars and Avatar Captions.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, we're going gangbusters. It's not bad for a startup business. Of course I donate 10% to charity too.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The (mister) bean counters must love the tax deductions.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I love giving to charity. Plus, it's tax deductible.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Do you also donate avatars to those who can't afford them?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, indeed I do. I do this through my charity Alms for Avatars.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Bean me up, Scotty.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Great Captain Scott!
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    January 27
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Ah, yes. I see that you know your Deutsche well.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Silly Avatar Comment.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I did nazi that coming.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      We make ze jokes here, Herr Mattjoes.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      For Your Eye Bleed Only.
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    January 7
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Are you calling me a horse's arse?"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "No, you're just A Man Called Horse."
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      Well, Bond has always been said to be indomitable.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Bond, James Bond? What a horse's arse of a name!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Bond's plan to go undercover into Zorin's stables was ruined because of budget cuts at @QBranch.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      LOL, good one! 😂
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      As the hero in Horse Under Water, Pierce Brosnan had taken the title a little too literally.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      At least he didn't go method for Funeral in Berlin.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That would've been Curtains for Palmer.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It's best to Live and Len Deighton.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Pierce just wanted to Len a hoof.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      COLUMBO: Pierce Lens a Hoof
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Starring Lieutenant Colt-umbo.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Played by Peter Foal.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Horse
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Mind Over Mare.
      Now You See Hoof.
      Columbo and the Murder of a Jock Star.
      Requiem for a Falling Stallion.
      A Friend in Steed.
      Lovely but Laminitis.
      Horseback.
      An Exercise in Furlong.
      Murder Under Hoof.
      Uneasy Lies the Coronet.
      Stud and the Married Detective.
      Columbo Cries Horse.
      Murder With Too Many Hooves.
      Bell Boot in Shades of Grey.
      Amble to Amble.
      Under Horse Cover.
      Equestrian in Black.
      A Trace of Mule.
      Paddock or Perish.
      A Bridle in the Hand...
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      So many horse puns! Dragonpol, you're remarkable. You have intelligence, you have perception, you have great tenacity. You've got everything except hoof.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, I tried to do 20 and I had to check a few terms to help me but once I started I couldn't stop. Put it down to a mad, creative burst of energy.