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mattjoes

New BLOFELD microwave, with SPECTRE henchman countdown timer!

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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    July 20
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Tiny Tim.
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      The Living Desklights
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A drug baron has to start somewhere.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      "WAIT Q, NO! DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE FIGURE!"
      ...
      "NOOOOOOOOO!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He may be small but he never forgets.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Scaramanga wasn't going to be fooled by that one again!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Life is full of small challenges.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      And they thought Daniel Craig was too short!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dalton couldn't reach the heights of Connery and Moore.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Pierce Brosnan's voodoo doll.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      "Take that! And that, you F***ing Shakespearian Tw*t!"
      - Brosnie, probably.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dalton's Bond was short... lived.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond: The New Miniseries.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I've been saying for years that our Bond actors are obsolete. And now, computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach: miniaturization.
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    July 1
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Something in heads?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Kept in storage until his day comes again.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Eon headhunted Pierce Brosnan for the Bond role.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Wizard of Bros
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Alternative TND Ending: Bond as Carver's latest satellite.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Loving these comments!

      2022: Q's new whizz-bang tech - it's what keeps me aliiiiive.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It's what keeps him alone...in space.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Just trying to get a head in life.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Whatever was about to happen, he was happy to not shouuulder the responsibility.
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    June 2
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It's Neil Connery's world, we're just living in it.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Neil that avatar to the mast.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sailor: "O.K. Connery"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      mattbros.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Neil down, under the lasers."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      ENTRAPMENT IS TOO MUCH FOR ONE CONNERY!
    • Benny
      Benny
      'Neil before Sean!'
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      @Benny that's just brilliant wordplay!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It was a Con job. Don't tell Sean!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Kid Brother still has some tricks up his sleeve!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Does Neil wear Kid gloves when he pulls the rabbit out of the hat?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He does. Kid Glover, they call him.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sean only wishes he was as effortlessly cool as Neil.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Neil Connery starring in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. Title song sung by Neil Diamond.
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    May 28
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond Will Return in A Close Shave (1991).
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      We must beard that in mind.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He had a five o'clock shadow due to the light at eleven o'clock.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Yo, Kamran, I need some more of that s**t, I swear I'll pay you back. Here, take Kara as insurance!"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Timothy Dalton patiently waiting for his third Bond film.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Timothy Dalton IS Burt Kowalski.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Timothy Dalton will Return as James Bond in Without a Shadow of a Doubt.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "I don't need no Jamsh Bond roluh, **hiccup**, if they don't want me I'll shust go bacc to my **hiccup** Shakesperreyan actingg."
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "A razor? What's that?!"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Stubble Oh Seven.