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    December 2018
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      And a Merry Pierce Brosmas to you as well, my Friend! May it come more than once for you this year.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Where Brosmas does shine, it's going to be a merry one.
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    December 2018
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    November 2018
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    November 2018
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dolly never had braces, you maniacs!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      She's so pretty.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Indeed she is.
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    September 2018
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    September 2018
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    August 2018
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Variety says: "mattjoes' best profile pic yet-- a buffet of excitement!"
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      https://media.giphy.com/media/1esquhN10LYcJrvcZ1/giphy.gif
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He's my best customer now.
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    August 2018
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    August 2018
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Best photo of Dalton as Bond.

      Ever.
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    August 2018
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    August 2018
  • Two months without looking at the B25 Production Thread. I can handle this, I can handle this...

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    July 2018
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I feel your pain. The film usually releases here in Australia at least 2 weeks later, so it's quite difficult. I find avoiding the production thread isn't enough - you may have to avoid the entire Bond 25 & Beyond section. On the lead up to SP, I even had some moron private messaging spoilers to me, and when I got up him, he tried to justify it.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Will take the advice into account. And awful to hear about the idiot who did that to you. I can't even imagine what silly excuse he gave you. I trust such behavior would be grounds for mod action.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Unless it was a mod?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I HAVE been looking into the Production thread and i still feel like Pacino in that picture everytime i do ;)
      Be careful what you wish for matt.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      @Thunderfinger When you wrote that, a kitten had a massive exploding antenna dropped on it.

      @00Agent Damned if you look, damned if you don't!
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    July 2018
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "A-A-ACHOO!" *sniffle*

      "Arghh... sinus."

      https://screenmusings.org/movie/blu-ray/Goldfinger/images/Goldfinger-290.jpg
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Great association skills, QBranch! ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Cheers, mate!
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    June 2018
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    June 2018
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Both feet in the grave, Mr. Jones."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I'd love to provide a witty retort, but I fear my words may vanish!
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    June 2018
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    May 2018
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    May 2018
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    April 2018
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    April 2018
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    March 2018
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    March 2018
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Now that's a good one!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Thank you, Dragonpol!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      My pleasure. I'm from NI.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Beg your pardon?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Nigeria.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Northern Ireland.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Awesome! I'd love to visit it. Beautiful country. I'm from Chile.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I would really love to go to South America some day.
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    March 2018
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    February 2018
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The original. The only.

      The best.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      You know the name. You know the number. No limits. No fears. No substitutes.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      'Where The Brosnan Does Shine'
      by Matthew Joes
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It is the word of Joes.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Eat at Joe's.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Have some of my conch chowder.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
    Loving that avatar, mate. Pun very much intended.
    February 2018
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Thank you, Brady!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      And glad to see you back, by the way!
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    February 2018
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Brosnan is back! Visit your neighbors and spread the love!

      But don't forget to knock.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9NzhjcPsQQ
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      The Brosnosaurus is a sexist, mysoginist Dinosaur. It is mostly home in areas like the french Riviera or cuban beaches.
      It feeds mostly on vodka martinis and delectado cigars. The male Brosnosaurus can have an almost unlimited number of females to mate throughout the year.
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      and when it comes to the Brosnosaurus' eating habits- they feast... like there's no tomorrow.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      They enjoy it while it lasts, you could say it's their Motto.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Once in a while, the Brosnosaurus likes to study a new tongue.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      The Brosnosaurus is feared as a deadly Predator specialized in hostile takeovers as he's constantly expanding his territory
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      "It seems a small crisis is brewing in the prehistoric era.."