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    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Francisco hung another mirror in the fun house.
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    February 25
    • 00Agent
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      The only thing pretentious and cold are 'professional' movie critics on Rottentomatoes.
      I would like for Bond to give them the same treatment he gives to any professional just doing a job...
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Me too."

      Actually, the quote is from the cover of a bootleg DVD of "The Man with Golden Gun" (the title is actually written like that on the cover). I was reminded of it because the cover art thread was bumped recently. It's hilarious that they added that critic's quote to it. They obviously thought the critic was praising Roger!
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Ok, that's funny. I bet you could do a whole series with that. Grab the worst quotes for each Bond film fom RT and put them on the Cover/Poster.
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    December 2018
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      And a Merry Pierce Brosmas to you as well, my Friend! May it come more than once for you this year.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Where Brosmas does shine, it's going to be a merry one.
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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dolly never had braces, you maniacs!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      She's so pretty.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Indeed she is.
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      mattjoes
      Variety says: "mattjoes' best profile pic yet-- a buffet of excitement!"
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      https://media.giphy.com/media/1esquhN10LYcJrvcZ1/giphy.gif
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He's my best customer now.
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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Best photo of Dalton as Bond.

      Ever.
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    Two months without looking at the B25 Production Thread. I can handle this, I can handle this...

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    July 2018
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I feel your pain. The film usually releases here in Australia at least 2 weeks later, so it's quite difficult. I find avoiding the production thread isn't enough - you may have to avoid the entire Bond 25 & Beyond section. On the lead up to SP, I even had some moron private messaging spoilers to me, and when I got up him, he tried to justify it.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Will take the advice into account. And awful to hear about the idiot who did that to you. I can't even imagine what silly excuse he gave you. I trust such behavior would be grounds for mod action.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Unless it was a mod?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I HAVE been looking into the Production thread and i still feel like Pacino in that picture everytime i do ;)
      Be careful what you wish for matt.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      @Thunderfinger When you wrote that, a kitten had a massive exploding antenna dropped on it.

      @00Agent Damned if you look, damned if you don't!
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    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "A-A-ACHOO!" *sniffle*

      "Arghh... sinus."

      https://screenmusings.org/movie/blu-ray/Goldfinger/images/Goldfinger-290.jpg
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Great association skills, QBranch! ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Cheers, mate!
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    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Both feet in the grave, Mr. Jones."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I'd love to provide a witty retort, but I fear my words may vanish!
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