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mattjoes

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mattjoes
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    November 6
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Bond, you were supposed to retire, not start a career in sumo wrestling. For gods Sake, you're supposed to display some kind of judgement.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Buy me a pint!

      ...and two roasted chickens, five plates of noodles, ten apples, fifteen jars of Beluga caviar and ten bottles of Bollinger.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Breakfast for one... for 10, at nine please.
      a boatload of Green figs, 10 pounds of yoghurt, and 3 gallons of coffee, very black.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Moore grabs buttcheeks.

      Cue painface.
    • Resurrection
      Resurrection
      He seems fit enough
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    October 31
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Hey Matt, you... look different. New haircut? Alvarez DNA replacement therapy? I think we should hang out this weekend. I'll take you to the fanciest place in town, caviar for two.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Does this mean you're warming to me?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I know l´II never find another girl like you.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Shut up and kiss me.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      How can I refuse such a gracious invitation?
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    October 20
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      You're that secret agent! That english secret agent from England!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sean: "You got it in one!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Pull my fingah!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Just like that WKD ad...