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    August 13
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      mattjOLD.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Moore years but moore experience.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Need an NHS Dentist? Join up today!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Went undercover as James St. John Smile.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Roger took the facelift after Octopussy a little too far.
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    August 1
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Hat's the guy.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Joe, don a hat.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Whitaker's as mad as a hatter.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      His hat was made from banyan tree fibres.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "If Trevelyan has a satellite dish in Cuba I'll eat my hat!"
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    August 1
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      mattjoes
      mhatjoes joined.
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      mattjoes
      A rather risky joke. Just imagine, confused with a bot and erased. A prank too far?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      @OBranch approves of this comment.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      New member Dragonpool incoming.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Allan Partridge, welcome to the boards!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Knowing Me David Dragonpol, Knowing You the police. A-ha!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sean Connery was Goldfingerer.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That's the one where the villain had a gold finger, right?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Yeah, as gold a finger as Dolly's braces were silver.
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    July 4
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Joe Don baker.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "What's your favourite food to grill, Bond?"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He shared a tub with Joe Butcher and Joe candlestick maker.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jack Wade Will Return in his own spinoff Too Many Cooks (2027).
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      So, you're lookin' for a baking pan the size of a football field, huh? Doesn't exist.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jack Wade was made the Chef of the CIA.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      There's some food for thought.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He made a lot of dough in that roll.