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mattjoes

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mattjoes
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    November 24
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Don Ramón wasn't too happy with the new Bond film.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That's a shame. I heard he was dying to see how it turned out.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Hattmoes 2: El Shavo del Folículo
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You seem to have your sources, Q-san, just like we do.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Even trade, Elliot. My source for your Tabasco.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Nick Nack!
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    November 15
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A Jack of all trades.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      If this Petachi was involved, is it conceivable he could have used a bionic eye?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Eyed say you were right.
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    November 9
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Dr Zorin will see you now.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Brain-powered headlight: on max.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      -I'm going to take a blood sample.
      -Will it hurt, doctor?
      -Well, it'll hurt you more than me.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      -Doctor, I came to see you because my leg hurts.
      -Let's amputate.
      -Wait, don't you want to run some tests first?
      -Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      After much outrage over Dr Zorins medical experiments on horses, he has now agreed to only use children henceforth.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      No children were harmed in the making of this post. Or horses.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      My medical skills apply equally to children and horses, yes.
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    October 28
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Timatthau Dalton.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      mattjoe-oh-seven.
    • Fire_and_Ice_Returns
      Fire_and_Ice_Returns
      The Taking of Pelham 007
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Walter PPK. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe two of them are Joes.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The third is Matt... hau.
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    October 16