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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    June 17
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The Mandibula Effect at work.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Normal Train Tracking.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Martin Brace's weirdest stunt.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Brace Yourself for the World Exclusive.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A View to A Grill.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Smile though your heart is aching because they think you didn't wear braces.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It was kind of difficult to see, though, with the normal tracking distracting our attention.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A classic distraction scam. The oldest trick in the book.
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    April 27
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dakato Johnson (based on an original idea by Fire_and_Ice_Returns).
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      mattjohnson.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      When Clouseau sees a beautiful chicken, he can't help but be inquisitif, ye kneau?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Inspector Clouseau Will Return in TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. In Cameras October 2027.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      And Cinemas October 2027.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      A fast film production. Ah yes, the old "fast production" ploy. Most ingenious. I really must congratulate you.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      We aim to please.
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    April 20
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Wishmaster is here. Make your Bond 26 wishes. The price? Your soul.
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      My wish? Ten Bond film.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Granted. Pleasure doing business with you. **dewiparry receives "James Bond: Elseworlds", a single Bond film with ten different James Bond characters in it.**
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      Hmm.... One of them must be Blofeld.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Can I get a faithful film version of John Gardner's Never Send Flowers for Bond 26 please, O Wishmaster?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Granted. Pleasure doing business with you. **Dragonpol receives "Never Send Flowers" starring Callum Turner. The film proves to be an enormous box-office hit, with its climactic sequence being particularly praised, to the point Amazon MGM decides that from now on, every Bond film will be set at Euro Disney, with Bond working there in a permanent capacity.**
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond as a Disneyland Head of Security? This has Amazon TV spinoff written all over it!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Amazon MGM Disney Studios presents MI6: DISNEYLAND
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      DISNEYWYNLAND
      Don't forget to include my wish.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Well, they did say that Daniel Craig looked more like a security guard than James Bond so...
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Craig back for an Amazon MGM Disney Bond? It would be a Wyn Wyn for everyone.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Now he will really want to slit his wrists.