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Username: mattjoes
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September 26
- mattjoes
  COLUMBO tries to get his hair fixed in the all-new episode, AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY
  
  September 27
- mattjoes
  COLUMBO takes drastic measures to fix his hair once and for all in the all-new episode, COLUMBO GOES TO THE GUILLOTINE
  
  September 27
- Dragonpol
  The barber used a subliminal cut.
  
  September 27
- mattjoes
  Hilarious comment, it killed me with laughter! Now Columbo is on to you, bad 'do and everything.
  
  September 28
- Dragonpol
  I'm glad you liked it and that it wasn't too cutting a remark.
  
  September 28
- mattjoes
  'twas a clever comment no matter how you slice it.
  
  September 30
- Dragonpol
  I'm just grateful my joke made the cut.
  
  September 30
- mattjoes
  How could it not? Perfectly suitable for Columbo, who is the personification of "death by a thousand cuts."
  
  October 2
- Dragonpol
  Ah, but is it suitable for framing?
  
  October 2
- mattjoes
  Uh-- this is entrapment. It's a set up, that's all. You led the conversation in this direction so that you could use that pun. You saw him do it, didn't you? He arranged it when I wasn't paying attention!
  
  October 2
- Dragonpol
  I treat my jokes [takes hands out of raincoatoat pockets] with kit gloves.
  
  October 2
- mattjoes
  Directed by HAIR AVERBACK
  
  October 2
- Dragonpol
  A short Aver-back and sides, please.
  
  October 3
mattjoes changed his profile picture.

September 18
- mattjoes
  I think I've been hurt sir.
  
  September 18
- Dragonpol
  Aye, that's heart's blood.
  
  September 19
- QBranch
  After working on Blofeld's top secret death ray satellite, the scientists were paid a handsome amount for their services.
  
  September 19
- mattjoes
  He was always fabulous, even when getting shot.
  
  September 22
mattjoes

The epic conclusion of the Pesci-Connery saga.

August 29
- Dragonpol
  Christopher Columbus sure got around, didn't he?
  
  August 29
- mattjoes
  He Sailed Away till he left Sean Alone.
  
  August 30
- QBranch
  Double-oh-Kevin in New York.
  
  August 31
- mattjoes
  Subject to years and years of radiation, Sean Connery grew to massive proportions. He truly was larger than life.
  
  August 31
- Dragonpol
  Is that the prequel to Skyfall?
  
  August 31
- mattjoes
  Wet Bandits behind young Bond's ears.
  
  August 31
- QBranch
  Lots of double-taking pigeons in this one.
  
  September 1
- Dragonpol
  Their little eye flew high.
  
  September 1
- mattjoes
  Pigeon Lady to Kevin: Watch the birdies, you bastard.
  
  September 1
- Dragonpol
  The birdie is a bustard.
  
  September 8
- mattjoes
  Bustard Badonde.
  
  September 9
- Dragonpol
  Betty Bungbung.
  
  September 10
mattjoes

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September 1
- TheSkyfallen06
  They sheemed to be good fellash.
  
  September 2
- mattjoes
  "I heard what you did to Stompanato. He was a made man, and you're not. It's payback time."
  
  September 3
- Dragonpol
  Their friendship Connot be denied.
  
  September 3
- mattjoes
  It is truly Pesci-ous.
  
  September 3
- Dragonpol
  Connery: "You're a funny guy, Joe."
  
  September 5
- mattjoes
  Joe: "But of courshe I am, Sean."
  
  September 5
- Dragonpol
  Joe: "Funny how? How am I funny, Sean?"
  
  September 6
- mattjoes
  Sean: "It'sh jusht the way you tell the shtory, that'sh all."
  
  September 6
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September 5
- mattjoes
  She's everything. He's just Ken Sharrock.
  
  September 5
- Dragonpol
  "I want some chicken and a can o' Coke."
  
  September 6
mattjoes

August 22
- Dragonpol
  James Bond and the Original Scooby Gang.
  
  August 22
- mattjoes
  Out for a box office hit, Sean conned his way into the Lethal Weapon franchise.
  
  August 23
- Dragonpol
  Connery is very canny wae his cameos.
  
  August 23
- mattjoes
  Joe couldn't make it tonight.
  
  August 26
- QBranch
  Rock, Scot and Two Smoking Barrels.
  
  August 26
- Dragonpol
  Rocksalt cartridges of course.
  
  August 29
- mattjoes
  National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 4 is loaded with Chris Rocksalt.
  
  August 29
- Dragonpol
  Loaded with quips, he shoots from the hip(s).
  
  August 31
mattjoes

The saga continues.

August 26
- Dragonpol
  This Never Happened to the Other Fella.
  
  August 27
- LucknFate
  I always wanted to be a Spangled gangster.
  
  August 27
- QBranch
  Stompanato, LOO7K OUT!
  
  August 27
- mattjoes
  We had a problem, and we tried to do everything we could. You know what I mean. Pesci's gone, and we couldn't do nothin' about it.
  
  August 27
- Dragonpol
  Connery's fee was merely a Goodfellas pizza. He was just glad to get the part.
  
  August 27
- mattjoes
  "Connery's wigs DON'T COME OFF!"
  
  August 28
- Dragonpol
  There'll be hell toupee if they do.
  
  August 29
- mattjoes
  That's the best pun yet. I hair-by declare you the (Dewi-)Wyn-ner.
  
  August 29
- DewiWynBond
  I see what you did there with my name. Bald move.
  
  August 29
- Dragonpol
  It was the best pun by a hair's breadth.
  
  August 30
mattjoes

Temperature's rising

August 15
- Dragonpol
  Farenheit 451.
  
  August 15
- LucknFate
  In Soviet Russia, double-breasted suit has a different meaning.
  
  August 15
- Dragonpol
  Czech Mate.
  
  August 16
- mattjoes
  Naturally, Billy J. Mitchell auditioned for the role of the gas technician.
  
  August 16
- Dragonpol
  I'm sure that role was a real gas to play.
  
  August 16
- QBranch
  He found it engauging.
  
  August 16
- mattjoes
  He was from the secret police, and wanted to find out all her secrets.
  
  August 17
- Dragonpol
  Looks like he blew a gasket.
  
  August 17
- QBranch
  Rosika: "Get in. Put on the mask and breathe normally."
  
  August 17
- Dragonpol
  It's always good to keep abreast of matters in the workplace.
  
  August 17
- LucknFate
  She really dialed things up.
  
  August 17
- mattjoes
  He was thinking about her REGENSBURG. She was thinking about his POLSKO.
  
  August 17
- Dragonpol
  Maximum Kalba achieved.
  
  August 18
- mattjoes
  When Max Kalba is involved, people go nuts. It's what makes his nightclub so successful.
  
  August 21
mattjoes

August 17
- Dragonpol
  Mid Kalba is a good place to be.
  
  August 17
- mattjoes
  Never go full Kalba. It's bad for the circulation.
  
  August 17
- Dragonpol
  Cut out the Kalbs.
  
  August 17
- QBranch
  Gauge kalibrated for max accuracy.
  
  August 18
- Dragonpol
  His full name was Maximinimum Kalba.
  
  August 18
- Creasy47
  This is genius.
  
  August 20
- mattjoes
  All credit goes to intuitive improvisation.
  
  August 21
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August 13
- mattjoes
  Taradino "Quentin Taradino" Cassatt
  
  August 13
- Dragonpol
  You're a matt of many faces.
  
  August 13
- QBranch
  Taradijoe Cassmatt
  
  August 13
- mattjoes
  Joe know all my names.
  
  August 13
- Dragonpol
  Joe couldn't make it tonight.
  
  August 14

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