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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    April 27
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dakato Johnson (based on an original idea by Fire_and_Ice_Returns).
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      mattjohnson.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      When Clouseau sees a beautiful chicken, he can't help but be inquisitif, ye kneau?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Inspector Clouseau Will Return in TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. In Cameras October 2027.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      And Cinemas October 2027.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      A fast film production. Ah yes, the old "fast production" ploy. Most ingenious. I really must congratulate you.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      We aim to please.
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    April 20
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Wishmaster is here. Make your Bond 26 wishes. The price? Your soul.
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      My wish? Ten Bond film.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Granted. Pleasure doing business with you. **dewiparry receives "James Bond: Elseworlds", a single Bond film with ten different James Bond characters in it.**
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      Hmm.... One of them must be Blofeld.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Can I get a faithful film version of John Gardner's Never Send Flowers for Bond 26 please, O Wishmaster?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Granted. Pleasure doing business with you. **Dragonpol receives "Never Send Flowers" starring Callum Turner. The film proves to be an enormous box-office hit, with its climactic sequence being particularly praised, to the point Amazon MGM decides that from now on, every Bond film will be set at Euro Disney, with Bond working there in a permanent capacity.**
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond as a Disneyland Head of Security? This has Amazon TV spinoff written all over it!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Amazon MGM Disney Studios presents MI6: DISNEYLAND
    • dewiparry
      dewiparry
      DISNEYWYNLAND
      Don't forget to include my wish.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Well, they did say that Daniel Craig looked more like a security guard than James Bond so...
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Craig back for an Amazon MGM Disney Bond? It would be a Wyn Wyn for everyone.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Now he will really want to slit his wrists.
  • mattjoes
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    March 26
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      https://www.mi6community.com/uploads/userpics/428/p3UX7ZHYBGZEV.png
    • Daltonforyou
      Daltonforyou
      no.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Heeeeere's Seannie!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He's never Bean defeated. He's never Bean surpassed.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      Does it star Sean BEAN?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Bean there, done that.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      I loved Die Another Day's laser BEAN scene.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Bond's a hasbean.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    March 30
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      My name is Mattjoe Caine.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Not a lot of people No that.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      You were only supposed to comment on the bloody avatar.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Caine made a lot of nose about his botched plastic surgery.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Educating Rosa.