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    November 18
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Dolly never had braces, you maniacs!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      She's so pretty.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Indeed she is.
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    August 30
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Variety says: "mattjoes' best profile pic yet-- a buffet of excitement!"
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      https://media.giphy.com/media/1esquhN10LYcJrvcZ1/giphy.gif
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He's my best customer now.
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    August 25
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    August 19
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Best photo of Dalton as Bond.

      Ever.
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  • Two months without looking at the B25 Production Thread. I can handle this, I can handle this...

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    July 31
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I feel your pain. The film usually releases here in Australia at least 2 weeks later, so it's quite difficult. I find avoiding the production thread isn't enough - you may have to avoid the entire Bond 25 & Beyond section. On the lead up to SP, I even had some moron private messaging spoilers to me, and when I got up him, he tried to justify it.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Will take the advice into account. And awful to hear about the idiot who did that to you. I can't even imagine what silly excuse he gave you. I trust such behavior would be grounds for mod action.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Unless it was a mod?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I HAVE been looking into the Production thread and i still feel like Pacino in that picture everytime i do ;)
      Be careful what you wish for matt.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      @Thunderfinger When you wrote that, a kitten had a massive exploding antenna dropped on it.

      @00Agent Damned if you look, damned if you don't!
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    July 24
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "A-A-ACHOO!" *sniffle*

      "Arghh... sinus."

      https://screenmusings.org/movie/blu-ray/Goldfinger/images/Goldfinger-290.jpg
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Great association skills, QBranch! ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Cheers, mate!
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    June 16
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Both feet in the grave, Mr. Jones."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I'd love to provide a witty retort, but I fear my words may vanish!
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    March 17
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Now that's a good one!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Thank you, Dragonpol!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      My pleasure. I'm from NI.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Beg your pardon?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Nigeria.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Northern Ireland.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Awesome! I'd love to visit it. Beautiful country. I'm from Chile.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I would really love to go to South America some day.
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    February 18
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The original. The only.

      The best.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      You know the name. You know the number. No limits. No fears. No substitutes.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      'Where The Brosnan Does Shine'
      by Matthew Joes
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It is the word of Joes.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Eat at Joe's.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Have some of my conch chowder.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
    Loving that avatar, mate. Pun very much intended.
    February 15
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Thank you, Brady!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      And glad to see you back, by the way!
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    February 14
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Brosnan is back! Visit your neighbors and spread the love!

      But don't forget to knock.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9NzhjcPsQQ
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      The Brosnosaurus is a sexist, mysoginist Dinosaur. It is mostly home in areas like the french Riviera or cuban beaches.
      It feeds mostly on vodka martinis and delectado cigars. The male Brosnosaurus can have an almost unlimited number of females to mate throughout the year.
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      and when it comes to the Brosnosaurus' eating habits- they feast... like there's no tomorrow.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      They enjoy it while it lasts, you could say it's their Motto.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Once in a while, the Brosnosaurus likes to study a new tongue.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      The Brosnosaurus is feared as a deadly Predator specialized in hostile takeovers as he's constantly expanding his territory
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      "It seems a small crisis is brewing in the prehistoric era.."
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    January 30
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Did he take the piano with him??? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Only you would think about sex at a time like this."
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Looks like Billy Connolly!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Indeed.
  • BMW_with_missiles
    The Brosnana wishes you well.
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    January 27
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Pretty cool. Pre-tteh cool-ah.

      Can it be used to finance revolutions?
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Not only can it be used to finance revolutions, it can fight victoriously in them.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      A revolution-fighting Brosnana. What will they think of next?
    • BondJasonBond006
      BondJasonBond006
      Brosnan works on anything! And hey...a Brosnana a day keeps the doctor away!
      #brosnanforever
      #nothingcompares
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      #VivaLaBrosnus
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      Nothing like a breakfast Brosnana and then follow it up with a nice, slow-burning Delectado. They never go out...
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      - And it's got as much mojo as me!
      - If you shay sho Mr. Brosnan!
      - Yeah.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Let this be a place of worship and admiration my Brosners and Sisters
    • BondJasonBond006
      BondJasonBond006
      Brosmance in the air!
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      "Keep up the charade of being lovers."
  • ClarkDevlin
    You know? I do miss this fellow. He should be put into a place where he could shine.

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    January 26
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He's been taking a well-earned vacation. But don't worry, he will. He will.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      He's just having an overdue holiday, then.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Legends says he is living on an Island with Halle Berry, and he's super rich now.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Oh, so they went down together.
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    January 22
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Exceptionally fine shot.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      ...of Plenty's ass.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Magnificent, isn't she?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      How... fast, does she fall?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Zero to 60 in 3.2 seconds.
      And a few little tricks up her um... panties.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Do they do anything?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      All the usual refinements: ejector seat, torpedoes, target-seeking shotguns to shoot down mobile objects. Titanium armor. A multi-tasking heads up display. And six beverage cup holders. All in all, rather stocked.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      With all those gadgets I wonder how much space they have left for Tchaikovskies.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      there should be enough room for at least one Tchaikovsky, unfortunately there isn't enough room for me and your ego
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Then I shall take it out of the equation.