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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    June 2
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      Stallone looks different on this Expendables picture.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He had yet to be punched by Apollo Creed.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Commandobondo.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    June 1
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Avatar Thief aka Captain Ripoff
    • Benny
      Benny
      Isn’t that DewiWynBond?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Yeah. As I said, I'm an avatar thief. In my defense, that's a really cool image.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      My brain will take a while to process this.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Double jeopardy, Mr. Pol.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I know what it's like to have a twin - Dragonpol2 (Daniel Dragonpol).
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      What the heck
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Seems like this joke has outgrown its usefulness. I'll do it cleanly.
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      I'll get you another avatar soon matey 😂
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Very kind of you, I've been having some money problems lately.
    • DewiWynBond
      DewiWynBond
      Don't be selling my pics unless they're spicy ones.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You'll get a percentage, don't worry.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Dragonpol2 is for sale if anyone wants him.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I'm interested. I could use another account with which to drop truckloads of zany avatars on unsuspecting users.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sure, I'll sell it. Just expect some PMs about how it has given members nightmares.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    May 26
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Go to the dentist? You're 'avin a laugh, mate!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Dental hai-chin, you say? What is that, a martial arts style?"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He's the Leader of the Plaque.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      His career as a lifeguard was short-lived, because people would rather die than receive mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from him.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jonathan Creek has let himself go.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      matthieujoes: The Pubescent Years.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Where the hell have you been, Q? We're under attack from new user pics. And you know we need you to leave comments on them.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The Mad Troupe is thinning out but we're trying to hold on.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    May 21
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The sunlight Pierced through the clouds.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    May 16
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Birthday Broz's Bond Big Bash.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    May 3
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The writing's on the wall.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "A womanizing poetry professor reevaluates his romantic life when he impregnates a graduate student, then falls in love with her sister." Damn, I hate when that happens.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sounds like the story of pmy biopic.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Poetry professors are known by their impregnation skills.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It really is poetic.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    April 26
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Mattsimillian.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      MI: New Avatar
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Neither the name 'Mattjoes' nor any other name or character in this avatar is meant to portray a real company or actual person.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Coming to a blimp near you soon.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      For limited time only.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Due to the storing of a mad doctor and explosives on the blimp.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      We've been told time and time again, mad doctors and explosives are a deadly combination.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7lo98PcZD4&pp=ygUdbmV2ZXIgYm9pbCBhIGtldHRsZSBvbiBhIGJvYXQ%3D
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Hahaha!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Laughing before you fall off the Golden Gate Bridge?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Zorin was going to laugh that day, whether he succeeded or failed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cimLf9TUAs&t=2m52s
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That's brilliant. Must've been where Daniel Craig got the idea for NTTD.
  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    April 19
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It's bigger than that, mattjoes. It's large.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Can you sum it up in a sound?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The history books will have to be rewritten. They'll simply say mattjoes changed his avatar. Everything else will be a footnote.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      As it should be.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It's liquid news.