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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The unnecessarily sinister hotel porter.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "How you English say? I feed them the red herring, yes?"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "I had the toilet fixed, Mr Bond... **as your wife requested**"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "My wife? She wishes!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Requested? She never requests anything, she's always barking orders at everyone"
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    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      If you stop trimming those eyebrows, you can comb them over your skull, @mattjoes.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Is getting wearing a dress in that picture?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I wouldn't be Lee Tamahori without my dark, bushy eyebrows. And my dress.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Seriously though, Tamahori has directed some cool films I enjoy. DAD, The Edge, Along Came a Spider...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Dye Another Grey: Beyond the Eyes.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I love all the Lee Tamahori films...DAD...I love all the Lee Tamahori films.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      DAD: A black spot on an otherwise immaculate filmography? Kind of like those dark eyebrows on Tamahori's pale face.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      DAD dancing and DAD jokes.
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    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The finest man who ever breathed.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "I will not be a common man because it is my right to be an uncommon man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony. I seek opportunity, not security. I want to take the calculated risk; to dream and to build, to fail and to succeed. I prefer the challenges of life to the guaranteed existence, the thrill of fulfilment to the stale calm of utopias."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I had no idea Silva was so deep.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      So deep. Underground. Moles.