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mattjoes

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Username: mattjoes
Location: Kicking: Impossible
Joined: January 2012
Visits: 5,499
Last Active: 2:38pm
Roles: Member
Location: Kicking: Impossible
Favourite Fleming Novel: -Classified-
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Posts: 6,716

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April 18
- mattjoes
  Kicking: Impossible
  
  April 18
- Dragonpol
  They made Bond's scrambled eggs wrong yet again!
  
  April 18
mattjoes

April 9
- mattjoes
  After the sunset, Woody gets Pierced.
  
  April 9
- TheSkyfallen06
  How did you manage to leak my Dr. Fate x Carnage fanfiction? Oh, well, nevermind...
  
  April 9
- Benny
  And Pierce strikes like Thunderball!
  
  April 9
- mattjoes
  Die Another Gay
  
  April 10
- Dragonpol
  "Have I ever shown you my pincer movement?"
  
  April 10
- mattjoes
  After the sunset, Pierce gets Woody.
  
  April 10
- Dragonpol
  FBI stands for Former Bond Indecency.
  
  April 10
- mattjoes
  -Your PPK is digging into my back.
  -I am not carrying a gun.
  -Oh.
  
  April 11
- Dragonpol
  Scarpine was enjoying his day off from Zorin Industries.
  
  April 12
mattjoes changed his profile picture.

April 12
- Dragonpol
  mattOJes.
  
  April 12
- mattjoes
  I got nothing to say after that. How could I improve on that caption?
  
  April 13
- Dragonpol
  It just came to me. I suppose years of avatar commenting occasionally produces brilliance. 😉
  
  April 13
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April 7
- Dragonpol
  Chuck him on the barbie.
  
  April 7
- mattjoes
  He's everywhere!
  
  April 7
- Dragonpol
  He's a Chuck of all trades.
  
  April 7
- Benny
  Octochucky
  
  April 7
- mattjoes
  That was Moore Farrel than he could handle.
  
  April 8
- Dragonpol
  Permanent brain damage was an unfortunate side effect of Kamal's methods.
  
  April 8
- mattjoes
  Chuck and Rog in "Curare Dreams".
  
  April 8
- Dragonpol
  "Darling, I give you very best Chuck."
  
  April 8
- mattjoes
  He got Chucked to death.
  
  April 8
- Dragonpol
  "Come on Chuck, you know the drill. Chuck?"
  
  April 8
- mattjoes
  He never was too reliable when it came to physical tasks. Always running out of breath.
  
  April 9
- Benny
  Bond and Farrel are a BullsEye!
  
  April 9
- Dragonpol
  Chuck him in a sack. Job done.
  
  April 9
- mattjoes
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWtfgltJGsc&t=2923s
  
  April 9
- Dragonpol
  He really shouldn't have had that stuffed sheep's head.
  
  April 9
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March 30
- mattjoes
  Sean Mr. Bean
  
  March 30
- Benny
  Sean Mr. Bean in Teddy Eye
  
  March 30
- Dragonpol
  Sean Bean was last seen wearing a tweed jacket.
  
  March 30
- mattjoes
  The Curse of Sean Mr. Bean: to die in each movie he makes
  
  March 31
- Dragonpol
  Sean's Bean there, done that.
  
  March 31
mattjoes

March 27
- Dragonpol
  Eric Serra at work on the GoldenEye score.
  
  March 27
- mattjoes
  The maestro conducts Beethoven's "Für Xenia."
  
  March 27
- Dragonpol
  Billy J. Mitchell is Alex Benedict in Columbo: Étude in Black.
  
  March 27
- Benny
  'Musicians...I...can't...breath'
  
  March 27
- TheSkyfallen06
  You, Mattjoes, are undeniably the N°1 Chuck Farrell fan, so much that i'm surprised you still haven't opened a Fan Club for him.
  
  March 28
- mattjoes
  True, I should. What a performance-- he leaves me breathless. I have thought about doing a "Films of Billy J. Mitchell" regular feature, in which for each role, I evaluate how much he succeeds at dying crushed between a beautiful woman's thighs (spoiler: not much).
  
  March 28
- TheSkyfallen06
  "...I...can't...breath" - The Billy J. Mitchell Appreciation Thread
  
  March 28
- Dragonpol
  I love all the Billy J. Mitchell films...GoldenEye...I love all the Billy J. Mitchell films.
  
  March 28
- mattjoes
  @TheSkyfallen06 Thread title right there.
  
  March 29
- Dragonpol
  A breathy Xenia was music to Chuck's ears.
  
  March 29
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March 27
- Murdock
  Bro time to die.
  
  March 27
- mattjoes
  He was just taking a nap.
  
  March 27
- Dragonpol
  NanoBlot.
  
  March 27
- mattjoes
  It was just a flesh wound.
  
  March 27
- Dragonpol
  The alive are dead.
  
  March 27
- Benny
  2 Oscars... and then this?
  
  March 27
- mattjoes
  He was dying to win a third one.
  
  March 28
- Dragonpol
  A double Oscar winner. The only one who would have understood him. Shame.
  
  March 28
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March 9
- Dragonpol
  It don't get fresher than that.
  
  March 9
- mattjoes
  Cubby's salary negotiations with Roger Moore often employed scare tactics.
  
  March 9
- Dragonpol
  Roger Moore as Columbo in Dead Weight. Guest Stars Saddam Hussein.
  
  March 9
- mattjoes
  In the original ending of For Your Eyes Only, Columbo would have died at the hands of Kristatos.
  
  March 10
- Dragonpol
  The new Bond film is off the hook!
  
  March 10
- mattjoes
  Bond: Hang in there, I'll get us out of here in no time!
  
  March 11
- Dragonpol
  James Bond: Licence to Chill.
  
  March 11
- mattjoes
  The Spy Who Came Into the Cold
  
  March 11
- Dragonpol
  Frozen Food? Yes We Khan.
  
  March 12
- mattjoes
  Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.
  
  March 12
- Dragonpol
  Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? He's just dead.
  
  March 13
- mattjoes
  Octo-boo!-ssy
  
  March 22
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March 1
- Dragonpol
  Hair by David Dragonpol.
  
  March 1
- DewiWynBond
  Is that steve
  
  March 1
- mattjoes
  Young Steve, indeed.
  
  March 1
- DewiWynBond
  big hair lol
  
  March 1
- Dragonpol
  Inspired by Brian May. He'll be wearing clogs next.
  
  March 1
- mattjoes
  Brian May was inspired by Steven Seagal. As were Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Vladimir Putin. Source: Steven Seagal.
  
  March 2
- Dragonpol
  He's holding a carrot in this photo but you can't see it. Shame.
  
  March 2
- mattjoes
  The carrot, too, was inspired by Steven Seagal. Before meeting him, it was just a leaf.
  
  March 3
- DewiWynBond
  Carrot Down Below lol
  
  March 4
- Dragonpol
  What a Carrot On! 🥕
  
  March 4
- mattjoes
  Steven Seagal is Dr. Wesley McCarrot in THE PATRIOT
  
  March 5
- Dragonpol
  David Dragonpol IS King Richard III in William Shakespeare's Richard III.
  
  March 5
- mattjoes
  Your kingdom for a Pol.
  
  March 6
- Dragonpol
  Come not between the Dragonpol and his wrath.
  
  March 6
- DewiWynBond
  What's up with the fruit and veg lately 😆
  
  March 7
- Dragonpol
  The EU wouldn't let us have bendy bananas. One of the chief reasons for Brexit.
  
  March 8
- mattjoes
  Sorry, we got carrot away.
  
  March 8
- Dragonpol
  The leek? I carrotted him with cheese wire.
  
  March 8

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