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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    The moment Sean walked off set having been unable to perform knowing he was being watched.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Did my wife send you?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "WATCH THE BIRDIE, YOU BASTARD!!!!"

    The Ornithologist Association had discovered a rare bird flying in through Bond s bedroom window, and now it was trapped behind his headboard.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Fiona Volpe did not feel quite so wild when they let the assembly of press photographers in through the cage door.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited June 2016 Posts: 45,489
    In between Bond films, he earned something on the side doing IKEA catalogues.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited June 2016 Posts: 45,489
    The Attenborough family did a tv special about homo sapiens mating rituals.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "And now one without the hairpiece!"

    "You must be joking."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Sean would have returned the camera man's high five, but he only had two hands.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Sean would have signed autographs had he not lost his pen somewhere...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When Bond was killed and went to Heaven, Sky News was there to cover the story.
  • vzokvzok
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    Gentlemen, before I deploy my latest gadget, I must ask you to stand further back.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    " Can you do it a fifth time? Please?"

    "You must be joking. Viagra hasn t been invented yet."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Apologies for taking so long to get around to this. Some hilarious entries from all, with the runner-up being:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Connery wakes up on day 2 of shooting in Japan.

    And the winner of this round goes to @MajorDSmythe for this entry:
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    Connery; "Ok, which one of you ish next?"

    Once again, thanks to everyone who played. Over to you, Major.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Runner-up was what I aimed for this time.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    I wasn't expecting that, thanks @Creasy47.

    Ok, I don't think this image has been used...

    http://www.crimsontear.com/articles/201509/man-golden-gun-nick-nack.jpg

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Snow White got the creepy eighth dwarf kicked out of the house.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Nick Nack thought he'd use his big stick to add a little extra kick to Scaramanga's Tabasco sauce.
  • vzokvzok
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    He has a powerful weapon.....
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited June 2016 Posts: 10,588
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    "How does that rod taste, Mr. Bond!"
  • vzokvzok
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    vzok wrote: »
    He has a powerful weapon.....

    .....he charges a million a prod

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When you wake up in the middle of night, seeing this sight outside your bedroom window...

    Then you know it is hard living in the country.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Nick Nack was ecstatic when Goodnight offered to oil up his upper thighs before his photoshoot.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Will you buy me an icecream, Mr. Bond?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited June 2016 Posts: 13,905
    I'll leave this round open for two more days, then i'll announce the winner.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    @MajorDSmythe Do you have any judging for us?
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Apologies, i'd forgot about this. Ok, top 3:

    In third place...
    jake24 wrote: »
    "How does that rod taste, Mr. Bond!"

    In second place...
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Nick Nack thought he'd use his big stick to add a little extra kick to Scaramanga's Tabasco sauce.

    But this rounds winner, in first place...
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Snow White got the creepy eighth dwarf kicked out of the house.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited July 2016 Posts: 45,489
    Thanks a million. I forgot about that entry. It was really funny.

    Why not stick to TMWTGG. Here is the master, Monsieur Scaramanga
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  • vzokvzok
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    "So remind me, how does Pierce motivate himself to kiss the recently deceased?"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    "Scaramanga twisted her arm behind her back and took his reward."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "Damn, she had garlic for lunch !"
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