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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited May 2016 Posts: 45,489
    "That s how we play chess in Harlem. Just grab your piece and shoot those damn pieces to pieces."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Any more caption entries? Judging in 24 hours.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Yaphet Kotto was deeply embarrassed having been caught checking Jane out!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Not a reader competition in the early 70s:

    Which of these five is the new Bond?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    One of my favorite captions I've done, had a great laugh numerous times. It was mostly a battle of the Thunder's, but I have to award this to @Thunderfinger for these two great captions. Over to you!
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Be on the lookout, people. Our gang has been infiltrated."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "They have probably just gone to the movies or something, but just in case..."

    Tee Hee had forgotten to lock the gate this morning, and Old Albert and all his friends were missing.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited May 2016 Posts: 17,867
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    One of my favorite captions I've done, had a great laugh numerous times. It was mostly a battle of the Thunder's, but I have to award this to @Thunderfinger for these two great captions. Over to you!
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Be on the lookout, people. Our gang has been infiltrated."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "They have probably just gone to the movies or something, but just in case..."

    Tee Hee had forgotten to lock the gate this morning, and Old Albert and all his friends were missing.

    A worthy winner there. Those are bloomin' hilarious! :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Agreed. Thanks. New picture coming down, coming out, coming up.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Had so much fun with Blofeld before, let s stick (it) to him!

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Blofeld shows Irma Bunt how to do it the right way.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I have a favourite so far. Won t say who.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    The sole reason why Blofeld loved his daily visits to the doctor.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Telly was dying to figure out just how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Telly Savalas' previously unseen screen-test for The Joker in the 1960s Batman TV series.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Telly Savalas' previously unseen screen-test for The Joker in the 1960s Batman TV series.

    Telly Savalas' previously unseen screen-test for Catherine Tramell in 1992's 'Basic Instinct.' Sadly, he didn't bring the sex factor as well as Sharon Stone.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Telly Savalas' previously unseen screen-test for The Joker in the 1960s Batman TV series.

    Telly Savalas' previously unseen screen-test for Catherine Tramell in 1992's 'Basic Instinct.' Sadly, he didn't bring the sex factor as well as Sharon Stone.

    Telly Savalas previously unseen screen-test for Ernst Stavro Blofeld in OHMSS. Peter Hunt thought a cigarette would be cooler.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited May 2016 Posts: 17,867
    Text of an OHMSS cut Blofeld hypnotism tape: "I have learned you to love lollipops. To love their sweet taste, their stickiness, even to love the peeling of their outer wrapper."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bump

    Blofeld does his Kojak impression.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    It's a shame nobody told Telly that the lollipop was covered in super glue beforehand.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    There were confused expressions all round from the interview team when Telly Savalas auditioned for the role of Lollipop Man at his local primary school.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Give me a few more. I will judge this in the near future.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    What the hell. Runnerup:
    jake24 wrote: »
    The sole reason why Blofeld loved his daily visits to the doctor.

    Winner:
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Blofeld shows Irma Bunt how to do it the right way.
    and
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    It's a shame nobody told Telly that the lollipop was covered in super glue beforehand.

    @Creasy47, I can t believe you won again!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thank goodness, I was running out of lollipop jokes and sexual innuendos! Thank you to @Thunderfinger, I'll try and update this a little later on with a new caption.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited June 2016 Posts: 40,575
    Let's get to it. Judging in a week or so:

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  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Connery; "Ok, which one of you ish next?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Connery wakes up on day 2 of shooting in Japan.
  • vzokvzok
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    Connery: "Look lads, shooting on Thunderball doesn't start for another 2 weeks."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Which one of you is Terence again? Everyone else, f/&% off!
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited June 2016 Posts: 10,588
    "There looking at us, James."
    "Don't worry baby, I want them to watch."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    SMERSH were getting bolder and bolder.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2016 Posts: 17,867
    It's a little known fact that Nick Clegg MP started life as press photographer.
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