BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    Craig was persistent, but Daniel Kleinman firmly rejected his idea for the main titles sequence.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Liverpool won last week.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Guns out when the sun's, um, set?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    The deleted scene of Bond attempting to seduce Silva was wisely cut from Skyfall.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Daniel Craig's enthusiastic but unexplainable audition
    drove a nail through the heart of the planned project for a
    modern British version of Saturday Night Fever.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited September 2024 Posts: 14,571

    In his dreams, James Bond slipped the leash
    of strict British culture and social norms.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In 2026, 5 years after the release of No Time To Die,
    Daniel Craig's third cousin Nathaniel Craig (stage name "Flittermouse")
    starred in the badly received spy spoof called So-So Family
    (Mission Foster Brother).


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Global James Bond Day 2024.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He cared more about dancing than who plays the next Bond.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    As Craig's sense of hearing declined,
    most casual discussion triggered his
    unrequested dance performances.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    This just in: Craig protests on Turkish rooftop.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    After making eye contact with the gentleman's wife,
    Craig seals the deal with a (socially distanced) lap dance.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Craig celebrates getting out before the Amazon takeover.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    For this now retired item.
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    The winner is @QBranch!
    QBranch wrote: »
    Craig celebrates getting out before the Amazon takeover.
    Well done! And take it away!! Looking forward to your new image.
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  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Is it me or was that the longest round…

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Oh, wow! I did not expect that...

    ...round to end! Thanks @RichardTheBruce - or is that @Simon? I'm a little confused.

    Alright, here we go:

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    (Must have been lost at sea. Adrift. Something triggered me. I blame society. Apologies to @Simon and all affected by the hasty action above.)

    Deleted scene: Blofeld's son Hans,
    after listening to a description of the planned caper,
    says he's thirsty.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Joe Don baker
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    For this now retired item.
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    The winner is @QBranch!
    QBranch wrote: »
    Craig celebrates getting out before the Amazon takeover.
    Well done! And take it away!! Looking forward to your new image.
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    BondCapCon Shocker: @QBranch Gains Creative Control of Caption Contest as @Simon Steps Back

    @QBranch is set to take creative control of BondCapCon.

    The shock announcement — which is sure to shake and, indeed, stir the MI6 Community forums — was made Saturday, alongside the news that long-time host of the last round, @Simon, would be stepping back.

    As per details of the historic agreement, @QBranch and @Simon have formed a new joint venture to house the intellectual property rights of last round's captions. The two parties will remain co-owners of said captions but @QBranch will have creative control for this next round.

    https://variety.com/2025/film/global/bondcapcon-qbranch-gains-creative-control-8256713944/.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Me on Instagram:

    Who'd you pick as the next BondCapCon Bond?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Oh, wow! I did not expect that...

    ...round to end! Thanks @RichardTheBruce - or is that @Simon? I'm a little confused.

    Alright, here we go:

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    Blofeld and his financial assistant look SPECTRE's portfolio as Skyfleet stocks start to soar. Again Bond has unwittingly foiled Blofeld's plans. One of the many moments that eventually drove him to go after the person he before really didn't give a damn about, but now started to annoy him.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Joe Don baker
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    With Operation "That's Brothers for You" set to start in an hour, Blofeld anxiously awaits for photos of people James Bond used to know. SPECTRE intern Jeremy is forced to explain the printer has a paper jam but he's working on "mitigating the issue."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 12 Posts: 14,571
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    Initially taken aback by the unexpected activity on the
    BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux discussion,
    Blofeld and his foster son Frannes quickly recovered and welcomed
    @RichardTheBruce to his new position at SPECTRE.

  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    “And as you can see in this level I get to pretend to be your proctologist Ernst.”
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Blofeld quickly switched recruitment services
    when Tw**** (replacement for Hinx) showed up for work.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    SPECTRE.
    Mouth-breathers need not apply.
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