BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Is that it? Anyone wanna play CapCon now?

    Many thanks, @mattjoes!


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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2023 Posts: 12,835
    Moments in Bond History:

    Daniel Craig fistbumps Neal Purvis
    (and shortly after, fellow screenwriter Robert Wade)
    to celebrate their successful inclusion of language
    in the NTTD screenplay describing Bond
    and "the missiles to his face".

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Is that it? Anyone wanna play CapCon now?

    Many thanks, @mattjoes!


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    After years in lockdown, Bond couldn't even hit another fist, or badguy, if he tried.
  • mattjoesmattjoes This is the boodanaychur.
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    Robert: Hey James! Long time no see.
    (offers fist)
    Bond: Hi, Robert. Are you related to Blofeld or Spectre?
    Robert: What?!
    Bond: Oh, how foolish of me. The nanobots that killed Blofeld and his organisation are making me paranoid. Take care!
    (bumps fist)
    Robert: You too!
    (beat)
    Robert: (on a hidden radio) Spectre #12 here, that bastard Bond just infected me, please send help! Oh, and apparently Blofeld is dead! Hello? Hello?! They never tell me anything...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In response to Dad-shaming comments in the press,
    on the street Daniel Craig delivers a gut-punch
    to television personality Piers Morgan.

  • mattjoesmattjoes This is the boodanaychur.
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    In this deleted scene from Skyfall, after Patrice's death, Bond realizes the uranium in his body has given him the ability to be magnetic to clothes. Later in the film, during the attack at Skyfall, Bond would've used this skill to get Silva and all his henchmen naked in the middle of the night, thus killing them by hypothermia.
  • mattjoesmattjoes This is the boodanaychur.
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    In this deleted scene from Skyfall, after Patrice's death, Bond is captured by the skyscraper security staff. He tells them he is a zoologist who specializes in fleas, and has just recovered a highly rare variety that he intends to take back to his lab. Here, he is seen exiting the building with the supposed flea in his hand, to the suspicious glances of a security guard.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Shortly after the release of NTTD
    signalling Craig's end in the Bond role,
    he openly reveals his loss of
    four fingers during the filming of SP.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    November 2022, Daniel Craig is apprehended
    and charged as a public nuisance for his
    dancing in the Belvedere commercial.

    Evidence:
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thug: "KEEP your hands up, honky."
    Bond: "Honky? How-- You're whiter than me!"
    Thug: "I said hunky. Now go on, get em up. And sway the hips a little."
    Bond: "Oh, alright..."
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At the "afterparty" to Logan Lucky,
    actor Daniel Craig is confronted and
    roughed up by the cast and crew he
    mistreated while staying in character as
    "Joe Bang" during 8 weeks of filming.

  • mattjoesmattjoes This is the boodanaychur.
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    Daniel Craig was punching below his height.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Learning Krav Maga for CR
    came in handy when exiting film premieres,
    for Boxing Day sales, handling lone paparazzi,
    grocery shopping during peak hours,
    and when using the Tube.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Actor Daniel Craig emerges from
    script discussions for SP frustrated that
    THE FOURTH TIME ACROSS FOUR FILMS
    his idea to kill the Bond character
    was rejected.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    16 years after his first attempt to purchase a copy,
    Daniel Craig emerges from a vintage bookshop
    still appalled by the price applied to
    a 1953 Cape first edition
    of Casino Royale.

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