BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The premiere for
    Neil Connery's comeback film
    Another Brother Mission (a.k.a. Someday Connery)
    went largely unattended by critics and filmgoers.

    He didn't notice.

  • mattjoesmattjoes DAY OF THE BROSNAN
    edited May 31 Posts: 6,928
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    At the Oscars after-party, recent Academy Award winner Sean Connery came up with a brilliant film project. He would combine two of his greatest hits, The Untouchables and Thunderball, into a single motion picture, a spy adventure set during the Prohibition. The title?

    THUNTOUCHABALL
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    OMG guys, you're making me spit-take my mojito here! 🤣

    Fellow cinema goer: "Yeah, they went too far with the CGI tsunami."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Hopes were high
    for the planned McClory-Connery
    Thunderball re-re-make celebrating
    an octogenarian 007.


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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Ok, well done guys! Can't stop laughing! But the last one topped them all, the winner is:

    Hopes were high
    for the planned McClory-Connery
    Thunderball re-re-make celebrating
    an octogenarian 007.


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    Looking forward to the slowest re-re-remake in history.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I'd like to see more of Shrublands in the films.
  • mattjoesmattjoes DAY OF THE BROSNAN
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    Well done everyone! The dead might not care, but it looks like we're back with a vengeance!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Who, me? Thanks.

    How about this one.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes DAY OF THE BROSNAN
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    The Lazenby-Brosnan feud was growing more pathetic by the hour.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Vaux' On the Run.
  • mattjoesmattjoes DAY OF THE BROSNAN
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    Bond: Congratulations, you were right.
    M: About what?
    Bond: About buying a Vespa.
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    "Cubby! Sho we meet again, old boy. Enjoying your whishkey? I'm sure you'll find the shecret ingredient quite palatable. I call it the Connery Shpecial. You really should've been more charitable with my paycheck back in '67. Hahahaha!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • mattjoesmattjoes DAY OF THE BROSNAN
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    slide_99 wrote: »
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    "Cubby! Sho we meet again, old boy. Enjoying your whishkey? I'm sure you'll find the shecret ingredient quite palatable. I call it the Connery Shpecial. You really should've been more charitable with my paycheck back in '67. Hahahaha!"
    Who, me? Thanks.

    How about this one.

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    En route to the "Car Crash Picture" CapCon event, MI6 Community members were attacked by dissidents who refused to forget the "Sean Connery Picture" event held only a few days ago.
  • mattjoesmattjoes DAY OF THE BROSNAN
    edited June 5 Posts: 6,928
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    Production for
    Neil Connery's third attempt at a film career
    Operation Brother, You've Got to Be Kidding Me (a.k.a. No Way Connery)
    had to be cancelled when the only vehicle they could afford
    crashed into an Aston Martin.
  • mattjoesmattjoes DAY OF THE BROSNAN
    edited June 5 Posts: 6,928
    mattjoes wrote: »
    slide_99 wrote: »
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    "Cubby! Sho we meet again, old boy. Enjoying your whishkey? I'm sure you'll find the shecret ingredient quite palatable. I call it the Connery Shpecial. You really should've been more charitable with my paycheck back in '67. Hahahaha!"
    Who, me? Thanks.

    How about this one.

    this-aston-martin-got-totaled-by-a-200-bubblegum-car
    En route to the "Car Crash Picture" CapCon event, MI6 Community members were attacked by dissidents who refused to forget the "Sean Connery Picture" event held only a few days ago.

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    Connery: That caption is so meta, I'm not even sure I understand it!
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    He couldn't believe it, but James Bond had finally met his match with SPECTRE Barbie.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    the James Bond - revenge of the Pink Panther mashup had odd side-efects on the crew.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    So many times the best responses come in the final hours and days.


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    The win goes to @slide_99 for SPECTRE Barbie.

    Props to @CommanderRoss for the Pink Panther mention.

    And the onus moves to @slide_99. Thanks for taking on this responsibility.


  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    Thanks. Hopefully this one hasn't been done before.R-sir-roger-moore-40499157-900-900.jpg
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 15 Posts: 13,350
    Public Safety Warning.
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    Getting them blown off by The Man With the Golden Gun
    isn't the only way to lose fingers.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Saltzman had left producing duties, but luckily, Cubby didn't have to bear the brunt of it on his own.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In an early draft of LALD, Kananga was the name of the villain's bear.

    Per Saltzman.


  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    slide_99 wrote: »
    Thanks. Hopefully this one hasn't been done before.R-sir-roger-moore-40499157-900-900.jpg

    Moore signed up for the film as he read in the script the lady would 'bare all'. At least, that's what he thought he read.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Roger Moore's innocent publicity shot with Black Bear
    unfortunately spawned some eccentric competition
    from his peers.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Not all the Bond actors got on so well with bears.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    I'll give the win to this one.
    slide_99 wrote: »
    Thanks. Hopefully this one hasn't been done before.R-sir-roger-moore-40499157-900-900.jpg

    Moore signed up for the film as he read in the script the lady would 'bare all'. At least, that's what he thought he read.

    Over to you.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Yeah to be honest, most Bond actors simply didn't compare to Roger.


    Congratulations to @CommanderRoss.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Allright guys, I think you can make this work:

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  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    After the director drunkenly demonstrates to the cast what he originally thought was meant by 'Flash Gordon', Tim began to think this would not be the film to make him a star.
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