This thread is basically a place to have a laugh at how stupid people can be .
So,any silly news stories or indeed any stories you may personally have,stick them in here and lets have a laugh at some daft Homo Sapiens....like these two :
Hapless 'burglar' discovered stuck in extractor fan for SEVEN hours .
A suspected burglar was going nowhere after he got himself stuck in a takeaway extractor fan hole for SEVEN hours.
The hapless man tried to gain entry into DFC Chicken, on Rookery Road, in Handsworth, by crawling through an empty extractor fan hole, at 2am.
Far from making a quick getaway, the man found himself stuck and calling out for help.
A member of the public spotted his legs dangling in the air and called the police.
PC Matthew Willocks was sent to the scene and snapped a picture of the hapless suspect, who was finally released from the ground floor window by a crew from Handsworth Fire Station, just before 9am.
West Midlands Police said a 45-year-old, from Handsworth, was taken to hospital for a check-up and was arrested on suspicion of burglary.
Response WMP1 tweeted: “Don’t get stuck if your trying to break in. 5 hours later shouting help #triptocustody by all means.”
PC Willocks said: “The extractor unit had been removed and the suspect had climbed in to the extractor outlet at around 2am. He was completely stuck and couldn’t move at all.
“The fire brigade had to come in and use the jaws of life to pull back all the extractor casing to release him.”
The tweet prompted a wave of funny reaction on social media.
Jim Nicholl said: “Another fine mess Stanley. Must feel a right turkey!”
Judith Broug posted: “Trying really hard not to laugh.”
And this one :
In September, a woman had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a window while trying to retrieve her own excrement from the home of a Tinder date.
The amateur gymnast had been for a romantic meal at Nando’s with student Liam Smyth, 24, last month, before they went back to his place in Bristol for a nightcap.
She went to the toilet but blocked the pan. In a panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window but it landed in a narrow gap between two window panes.
She confessed to her date, who helped lower her out of the bathroom window into the gap between the houses in an attempt to retrieve it and got stuck.