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Tomorrow Never Dies
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Pierce Brosnan

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  • 10e845122591e1bdb96bf48b99aff8e2.jpg
    February 4
  • I need to do this!
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    January 23
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Easier to transport BMWs with missiles via Portals. ;)
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      In BrosnanBond voice "Now you're thinking with portals, eh Q?"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I'd jump across them. With painful results.
  • BMW_with_flames
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    January 21
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Lucky them!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I think not!
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Having a problem with carjackers- unlucky.

      Being able to light them on fire- priceless.
  • You Know My Name 8 bit
    January 18
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      I bet bloody AWTD would actually be a lot improved with an 8 bit version!
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    January 16
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      00moo: Not too shabby, sir.
      Moother: But dead, 00moo. Dead!
      00moo: Correction, sir. I lost all legs. I did not die.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Udderly ridiculous.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      - Mr. Bond.
      - Yes?
      - This is Mr. Cowfinger.
      - Cow do you do?
      - Cow do you do?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      One minute and cowting.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      My name is Udder Galore.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Moofinger(s).
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He's well-bred, but doesn't sound like it.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      As Professor Dr. Mootz would put it "Our breeds are fine. Now, get out!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Cows Hergersheimer, G section.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Checking inflation breeds?
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Go away you irritating cow!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Doctor, there's no reason to run down the little calves.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      G Section may not be as important to the operation as you are, but we do have our udders.
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    January 14
  • 1b40035da1598555c511f07daee0162f.jpg
    January 9
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      He's feeling the itch in there. Would you mind?
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      But we all know the moon landing was fake news. Clearly shown in DAF!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Outer space problems.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      More like inner space problems.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      looks like we need a problem eliminator... in space
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Now, I feel like in a commercial.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      have you seen the new Walther? I asked Q to get me one of these!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Walther P-99. For when you're in need... He's a friend indeed.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      His name is Walther. He solves problems. Any kind of problems... even in space.
      *All data without guarantee.*
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      https://i.imgur.com/P5Lou8t.png
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      My God, what's Bond doing?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      I think he's attempt re-entry, sir.

      ...If you know what I mean.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      - Hawaii to Jupiter 16! What's going on?!
      - Hawaii, we've got an emergency situation here! Chris' nose is itching!
      - Can he identify the cause of the itch?! Repeat, can he identify the cause of the itch?!
      - Negative, Hawaii. Starting emergency protocol. Chris, this is Jupiter 16! You've got to pull yourself together, we're sending someone over there to scratch your nose! He'll be there in three minutes; in the meantime, stick to the standard nose itch procedure and pinch your leg to forget the itch!

      Wait a minute... who the hell designed this procedure?? Dink, you idiot!!!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      - Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Do you copy? Over.
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    December 2017
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      The pigeon in Venice from Moonraker will be a fan of this.
  • This was one of the highlights of yesterday:
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    December 2017
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I see Colonel Moon lent his collection to the exhibit.

      In all seriousness, lovely vehicles. I'll take the red one!
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Pass me the yellow one please.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      No black or British racing green?
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Unfortunately not. The display was done by a local dealer, Galpin, not Aston themselves. I suspect that it would have included those colors if they had done the exhibit.
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    December 2017
  • New Maybach concept. Way over the top and I'm drooling!
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    December 2017
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Never thought I'd like a Mercedes, but this one... dayum!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Dieum another dayum.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      You just made my (die another) day better.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Amazing car there. Much better than a BMW with missiles.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      I might have to disagree with you on that. Though, if I'm being honest, this is a considerably better looking car than a 7 series, despite my affinity for the model.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      I love this car, obviously. But, BMW Z8 Roadster? That's a god of cars.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Indeed. The Z8 is one of the most beautiful cars ever made.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      ...and you have to go and get the bloody thing cut in half, double-oh-zero!" - R, post TWINE.
  • Love this photo!
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    December 2017
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Better make that two!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Sweet! I could definitely handle BMW making a return if we get something like this!
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    October 2017
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      ROFL

      http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wu6sG2rG1qbp1e6o1_500.gif
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      https://media.giphy.com/media/TQHOFdHy2dYuk/giphy.gif
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Is that Dragonpol in the womb?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Thou shalt not speak ill of the absent.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "He just dropped in for a slow bite."
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Something hit me on the head back then as a baby dragon. Explains most of my actions and what you read here!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Anyone for some Mexican walking fish and chsps?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The Penguin will take any Walken fish he can get.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Christopher Walken fish and microchsps.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A View to A Gill.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Max powah on the stove.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Maxolotl.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      https://youtu.be/MxA0QVGVEJw

  • 5:53 The greatest instrumental performance of "You Know My Name" ever!
    November 2017
  • Hmm...my stack of boats gif is gone. Strange.
    October 2017
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A stack of stealth boats. Launch a BMW missile at 'em and they should show up on radar.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Looks like the work of Smiert Shpionam.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      'Death to inflatable rafts', Minister.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      A matter of national security.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Quarrel, cover up that stack of boats.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Fetch my shoes, will you?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      You plan to escape from your cell? That's no mean feet.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Yes... that could bring tears to my toes.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Here, take some tisshoes.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Thanks, that should wipe the issoes!
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    October 2017
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Elektra... This is a game I can't afford to play: OOLegends.
  • September 2017
  • ClarkDevlin
    Think I'm ready to see more of these. What about you?

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    August 2017
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Absolutely yes!!!
    • BondJasonBond006
      BondJasonBond006
      those times are long gone sadly, but you never know, they may give us a full out camp OTT Bond à la DAD, DAF or MR in 2019
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      I hope they do. I don't see why the culture as a whole has such an aversion to good, old fashioned camp. There's a place for serious, more grounded movies, but there's also, always a place for fun too. And it seems to have permeated everything; movies, tv, and even video games are called "cheesy" if they don't approach everything with the serious attitude of a doctor delivering the news of someone's impending death.
    • BondJasonBond006
      BondJasonBond006
      Well said! Agree 100%
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      As always, BMW, well put!

      It appears we three are fully on board with this.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Thanks guys!
    • BondJasonBond006
      BondJasonBond006
      I'll do a DAD review pretty soon. There is a lot, a lot to love about it.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Awesome! Looking forward to it.
    • BondJasonBond006
      BondJasonBond006
      I will post it on AJB007 and provide the link on my FB page.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Cool! Sounds good.
  • Thunderfinger
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    Lucky bastard.
    August 2017
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Fortunately for her, an uncomfortable situation was avoided due to that particular model not being equipped with the pop-out cable cutting BMW badge.
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      Shame I can't like this comment, @BMW_with_missiles.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I have a pop-out cable for her.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Does it have a BMW logo on it?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Yours does, I suppose.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      I was circumcised at birth, so most of it's gone.
  • Thunderfinger
  • My Bloodstone poster (based off the box art):
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    July 2017
  • Another re-post thanks to the Photobucket issue;

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    July 2017
  • Hey! 1000 posts! This is the longest and most I've ever contributed to a site.
    February 2017
    • Benny
      Benny
      Well congrats on the 1000th post milestone. Well done Sir.
    • BMW_with_missiles
      BMW_with_missiles
      Thank you!
  • February 2017
  • Thunderfinger
    I love chickens. I love their flesh.
    April 2016
  • November 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Nice collection. Thanks for posting.
  • November 2015