James Bond haiku-anything goes

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
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    James Bond is his name
    Fifty years spent in the game
    Captured on every frame


    More of a prose man, myself...
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    A gun in his hand
    A femme-fatale at his side
    Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
    Posts: 38,581
    James Bond fast asleep
    The doctor takes a sneak peek
    No needs a shower
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    There was a young man from Lantuckit...

    Oops sorry, wrong thread. ;-)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    You could always create your own Bond Limerick thread if you wish.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited April 2014 Posts: 5,056
    You could always create your own Bond Limerick thread if you wish.

    Oh, please do @WillyGalore! I'm not very good at Haiku, but I do enjoy limericks.

    A View to a kill
    Over the Bay and San Fran
    Death in three, two, one


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
    Posts: 38,581
    James Bond limerick
    What has it do with Fleming
    Haiku forever
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 16,027
    Q is the gadget man
    Invents for tasks at hand
    always takes his stand
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2014 Posts: 9,909
    Who are you working for, Jones?
    You know cigarettes will kill you
    Either that, or my right swing-come-left punch
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
    Posts: 38,581
    Big grin on his face
    Lost a leg and lost his wife
    Pills the solution
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Well, sit or hiss off
    One second was left
    Now please stop clowning around
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    A pretty fast car
    Guns, girls, black-tie, plus some black humour,
    A pretty good film
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
    Posts: 38,581
    I am tall and lean
    A Brosnan bashing machine
    Nasty and mean

    (Hope you guessed my name.)
  • All the world in time
    And the pleasures held therein;
    Never quite enough.

    Hi everyone, my first post, thought I'd start with a haiku.
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    An ancient crumbling world
    It helped to save my life
    Egyptian Builders!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
    Posts: 38,581
    PalkoPalko wrote:
    All the world in time
    And the pleasures held therein;
    Never quite enough.

    Hi everyone, my first post, thought I'd start with a haiku.

    Thanks, and welcome! Why not say a few words in the " New members-introduce yourself" thread? You will get a hearty welcome from more people then. This thread is not the talk of the town.
  • PalkoPalko wrote:
    All the world in time
    And the pleasures held therein;
    Never quite enough.

    Hi everyone, my first post, thought I'd start with a haiku.

    Thanks, and welcome! Why not say a few words in the " New members-introduce yourself" thread? You will get a hearty welcome from more people then. This thread is not the talk of the town.

    Thanks, I shall.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    Gold painted body
    Sprinkled on the hotel bed
    Change of sheets required
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bolas or balls, Q?
    Oh, grow the hell up will you?
    Bring my boat back new
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    :))
  • edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Bond looked quite uncomfortable
    Silvas hands were wandering
    "Just a slight stiffness coming on..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
    Posts: 38,581
    :)) again. Haikus are not so boring either, are they? ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2014 Posts: 2,629
    An elderly gent
    Kisses a black "MAN"!?
    JAMES! how very annoying
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    The World's a target
    And the threat is real
    You can depend on one man
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 6,609
    When threads are started
    Thunderfinger is his name in no serious game
    but Fleming his creation borne
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    8->
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 6,609
    When a radio message is broken
    an agent sent to a tropical island under foreign skies
    A doctor's plan is toppled
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Fleming has come back
    The Living Daylights
    Hooray Timothy Dalton



    Bond is unemployed
    Lupe's butt is whipped
    Dirty Sanchez, something reeks
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
    Posts: 38,581
    Make-up and a wig
    Bond is turning Japanese
    Don t really think so
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Bond, James Bond is back
    Facing a traitor
    Xenia's thighs, great way to die
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