James Bond haiku-anything goes

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    It's Pussy Galore
    I must be dreaming
    Barnyard follies, convert her
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Good ambition, @Kerim. Looking forward to the rest.

    Lazenby gets the gig:

    Broken stuntman nose
    The producers are swooning
    Sweet garlic kisses
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2014 Posts: 45,489
    Laser table scene:

    Now how does it feel?
    Your manhood is in danger
    Comfortable table
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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Oh, I like doing one for every film. Thanks for that suggestion, Kerim! :)

    Dr. No haiku ~

    The name is Bond, James Bond
    First said is best still
    A new cool spy and Honey, too


    FRWL ~

    Faraway lands gleam and beckon
    Threats, romance, and steal
    We salute Kerim, Kleb and Grant still

    Goldfinger ~

    Iconic song that soars
    Golden girl and death
    Universal acclaim and more








  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2014 Posts: 45,489
    TB

    James Bond eats a grape
    Anti-oxidants are good
    A-bombs not so much
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Largo's big missile
    Disco's bigger hatch
    Hope nothing explodes early



    Hello there Blofeld
    Nice volcano you have
    Shame the lava will erupt
  • Posts: 2,400
    1962 - 1971

    Death in Jamaica
    England calls on her best man
    The Crab Key doctor

    Istanbul journey
    Excitement and mystery
    Orient Express

    All that he touches
    And all that he encounters
    Turns to excitement!

    He spies with pleasure
    And he strikes like Thunderball
    An eye patch baddie

    You Only Live Twice
    Agent lives his second life
    Murdered in Hong Kong

    Bond, Tracy, Blofeld
    Majesty's Secret Service
    Ended tragically

    James Bond has returned
    And diamonds aren't forever
    For his wife's killer
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    The other fellow
    Nowhere to be found
    George Lazenby saves the day
  • Posts: 2,400
    1973 - 1989

    Tarot card reader
    Solitaire and heroin
    James Bond saves the day

    The golden bullet
    Scaramanga the killer
    With the Golden Gun

    Skis to submarines
    Nobody does it better
    The Spy Who Loved Me

    Moonraker shuttle
    Drax Industries behind it
    Fun in outer space

    For Your Eyes Only
    The cold, sweet chill of revenge
    She's digging two graves

    Kamal Khan, Orlov
    Faberge eggs and big bombs
    Mischka and Grischka

    Agent meeting you
    Gone from a View to a Kill
    He will save San Fran

    Quintessential tale
    A journey of six countries
    The Living Daylights

    He's after revenge
    He's got a Licence to Kill
    He'll get you, Sanchez
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Some excellent contributions here. Looking forward to the Brosnan era, @StirredNotShaken. Here is my take on it:

    Popular demand:
    Artistic creativity?
    Throw it to the wind!

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    A bad follow-up
    Well look who is back
    Sean's now a self parody
  • Posts: 2,400
    1995 - 2012

    Treason, betrayal
    Reflections on the water
    GoldenEye will strike

    Carver's new headline
    Tomorrow has indeed died
    At the hands of Bond

    A woman is scorn'd
    And the World is Not Enough
    To stop her madness

    Fourteen months in there
    Just to Die Another Day
    Captured and betrayed

    Bond will raise the stakes
    The agent falls in love at
    Casino Royale

    Vesper has left him
    Will James Bond ever find his
    Quantum of Solace?

    Attack on London
    A most thrilling adventure
    Arrives when Sky Falls
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2014 Posts: 45,489
    Fantastic stuff.
    The casting of Craig:

    Teenage fantasy
    It is gone now forever
    Brosnan gets the bird
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2014 Posts: 17,804
    1995 - 2012

    Treason, betrayal
    Reflections on the water
    GoldenEye will strike

    Carver's new headline
    Tomorrow has indeed died
    At the hands of Bond

    A woman is scorn'd
    And the World is Not Enough
    To stop her madness

    Fourteen months in there
    Just to Die Another Day
    Captured and betrayed

    Bond will raise the stakes
    The agent falls in love at
    Casino Royale

    Vesper has left him
    Will James Bond ever find his
    Quantum of Solace?

    Attack on London
    A most thrilling adventure
    Arrives when Sky Falls

    That reads like a set of Nostradamus quatrains! Well done!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Should have kissed my boots.
    Garrotte is getting tighter.
    Sorry bout that, old chap.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Look, it's Roger Moore
    Taking on voodoo
    Deflowering Solitaire



    Mano y mano
    Nick Nack paddy whack
    Give Goodnight a bone, Phu-yuck!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Keep your hair on, Blo.
    Though not quite Christmas Eve yet,
    the chimney awaits.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited April 2014 Posts: 12,459
    "Nick Nack paddy whack" - that's perfect, Kerim! :D

    I am only up to Thunderball. And that will get posted later ...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 17,804
    The Roger Moore era:

    Safari suits,
    Raised eyebrows,
    Puns with guns.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Look at the giant
    With metal dentures
    Triple X is more than porn
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Centrifuge spinning
    His life saved by a dart-watch
    His face rearranged
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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2014 Posts: 17,804
    All those feathers
    Still cannot fly
    Icarus reborn
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Magnetic watch fails
    Old Albert getting hungry
    Yummy Commander
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    James Bond Haiku thread
    Typical Thunderfinger
    Get a life, moron
  • SmithersSmithers Bandit Country
    Posts: 48
    Astons old and new
    Sheilded Red Button for you
    A roof with a view
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2014 Posts: 13,929
    Ooh I like this game :)

    A trinket, charming like sarcasm
    Engravings of our hero upon its surface
    His admirer's fascination- his fate


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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Welcome to the newcomers, and thanks to everyone for contributions made so far. I enjoy them all. Join in, everyone! All for fun. Nothing is too high-brow and nothing is too stupid. Anything goes. Maybe not illegal porn...
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Venice, Rio, Space!
    With Holly Goodhead
    He's attempting re-entry!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Let's not be silly
    Let's be more grounded
    Oh wait, it's Blofeld and Madge
  • edited April 2014 Posts: 5,745
    Comfort through distance
    And skill with a scope
    A view to a kill

    A deafening crack
    The birds fly as the man falls
    To live and let die

    A mission complete
    Never nervous is the spy
    On Her Majesty's Secret Service



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