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WillyGalore

The dead are alive. And they're bloody fuming.

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  • Dragonpol
    Where's Willy?
    April 2017
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A bit late here, but I hope he is alright, too. Where are ya, mate?
  • The dead are alive. And they're bloody fuming.
    October 2015
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Great to see you back Willy!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      GO ABERDEEN!
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    I thought I recognised a face (from Post a picture of yourself thread) when browsing the comment section of James Bond's official Facebook page!

    My fears were laid to rest- our Willy seems to be doing fine!
    May 2015
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Glad to hear it. He has outgrown this juvenile forum.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Great news!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Would be nice if you made an occasional visit, dear Willy. We all love you.
    • Mrcoggins
      Mrcoggins
      What's this has someone spotted Willy ?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Yes, Willys are a particularly rare breed.
  • Dragonpol
    Where's Willy?
    February 2015
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I really miss the guy. One of our friendliest and funniest members here. I regard him a good mate, as I'm sure many other members here do. Come back to us soon, Willy.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I am a little worried. I sent a pm a while ago. Hope he just does a kerim and returns some day soon.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I miss him too. I hope he's doing well.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Come back already! You are among friends and lunatics here.
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    Nearly two months without you, Willy. You are sorely missed.
    November 2014
  • 4EverBonded
    Sorry you are M.I.A., Willy. You are missed.
    October 2014
  • Thunderfinger
    Austria-Hungary, how dear you are to me.
    April 2014
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      When Austria was Hungary it took a bit of Turkey and dipped it into Greece.
  • WillyGalore
    Release the hounds!
    April 2014
    • Mrcoggins
      Mrcoggins
      See my vest see my vest made from pure gorrilla chest !
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Excellent!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The Republican Party are proud of you.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Springfield is domed.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not downward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      If I tuck the bill of my cap like so it means the signal is a fake. However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly. If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Homer: "Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? I've been making an idiot of myself!"
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out... and come again!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Release the comments.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Smithers! Crush that reply!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Crush it to Smithereens.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It Burns, but you won't hear me Waylon.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The Waylon wall of the activity page.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Bond meets The Simpsons: Wai Lin Smithers
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Haha. Treehouse of Sol Horror.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The Treehouse of David Dragonsol Horror
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Mr Sanchez Burns.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Radioactive Lintman- he used to be a navel officer.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Flaming moe-Mr Kidd.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Maximilhouse Zorin
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Otto Mann with the golden gun.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      MoneyLenny
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Sanchez Little Helper-Dario.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Haha. Disco Stu Volante
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Sideshow Bob Conley.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Barney Gumbold
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Sheri and Teri Hatcher.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Roger the clown.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Natalya Simpsonova
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The Man With The Bleeding Gum.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Thundersnowball.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Homer Tracking Device Simpson.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Gatekeeper Willard.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Dr Julius Hibbert No.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      From Russia With Lovejoy.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Comic Book Guy Haines
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The Property of a Crazy Cat Lady.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Homer Vijay Simpson
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      TLD-Timothy Lovejoy Dalton
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Milton Kresty the Clown
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Gotz Otto Mann
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Last comment. Gotz to go, mann.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Maude Adams
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    April 2014
  • WillyGalore
    It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.
    April 2014
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      The absorbed odors of a MILLION Meals!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Mmmmmm...milion meals...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters! 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      Why ye mutinous dogs. From this day, I be requiring hair nets!
  • WillyGalore
    When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life, Bills to pay, a dead-end job, And problems with the wife. But don't throw in the towel, 'Cuz there's a place right down the block... Where you can drink your misery away... At Flaming Moe's.... When liquor in a mug Can warm you like a hug. And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away... Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
    April 2014
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  • WillyGalore
    "Call Mr Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr Plow"
    April 2014
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Could you wear the Mr. Plow jacket? just, uh, for fun. Ooh, Homey!
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      "Mr Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer..."
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Says the plow king.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Not even God can stop us.
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  • Mrcoggins
    Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does !.
    April 2014
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Look out, he's a spider pig!
  • WillyGalore
    Everything's coming up Millhouse!
    April 2014
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    April 2014
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Bart: "Faithful Milhouse. You’ll spend the long, hot days by my
      side, won’t you? Sign my cast?" MILPOOL
  • WillyGalore
    Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do! Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do, we do!'
    April 2014
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      We Do. Weeeeee Dooooooo!
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      WOOHOO!
    • Mrcoggins
      Mrcoggins
      Up the stonecutters !
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      Attach the Stone of Triumph.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      D'OH!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Homer. But you let in Homer Glumplich! It says no HomerS. We're allowed to have one.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Monorail! Monorail! MONORAIL! Mono! D'oh!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Bart: "I'll show them who's 'just a kid'!"
      Marge: "Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!"
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Baby stink breath!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      HOMER! HOMER IS WHAT GROWN-UPS CALL ME. CALL ME DADDY. "Homer." DADDY. "Homer." DADDY! "Da-Da-Da--" YES? "Domer!" WHY YOU LITTLE!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Can we snuggle?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      MOE: "Hiya, Midge. I heard you kicked Homer out. Here, I uh, brung you some posies."
  • WillyGalore
    "When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D., my name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was seventeen..."
    March 2014
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    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Excellent.
      (Release the hounds!)
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      D'OH!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I won't lie to you, Marge. (walks off)
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      RUN! RUN! RUN!(whipping his dogs)
      REST! REST! REST!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Homer: Hello...my name is Mister Burns...
      Clerk:What's your first name?
      Homer: Ummm...I don't know...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Where's the 'any' key?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Gym...what's a Gym?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Just ease back now, Gym. Relax! Mr Big wants to see you.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Stupid Flanders...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It's pronounced 'nucular', Lisa. NUCULAR.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T..I mean S M A R T!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I will save you! (Leaving Hans to drown, rescuing the beer bottles)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Duffman likes to party! Oh yeah! (thrusts pelvis)
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      You mean there's a New Mexico!?!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Hurricane Neddy: "Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly... aw, hell-diddly-ding-dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right?!" (everyone gasps)
  • SaintMark
    My apologies if I went too far in my reacting towards your person. I know England and I love it, even if I prefer the North as I lived there in Lancaster, but my heart was stolen by Yorkshire & Cumbria. London is fun to visit. I have as an Ajax-Amsterdam fan been invited by the various British football fans and visited their Stadia in Manchester, Liverpool, Arsenal for Bergkamp of course, etc. So I found that the football fans while they loved the game had no or little interest in European football. And that is their perogative, but it does make it a difficult coversation when I hear that the British game is the greatest. And if you feel that I insulted your English sensibility by generalising the average footballfan I do have some firsthand knowledge from various footballgames and many pub discussions.
    March 2014
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    I thought your thumbnail was the Moonraker Tree Assassin!
    March 2014
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Like you said. Such good sport. ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      You're no sportsman. Why did you break off the encounter with my pet tree assassin?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Don't foreget to write, Mr Python...
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "forget"
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I discovered he had his sights on me.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I got him in my sights. Can't miss him. It's like following a cue ball. Balls, Q?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Wow...now there's a mouth full.
  • Thunderfinger
    Sorry to hear about your facial nerve damage. I had nerve damage in a hand years ago, causing one finger to flinch uncontrollably several times a day. After some weeks it gradually healed, so there is a good chance of recovery. Try to use your act as normal anf hopefully you will not end up like Stallone.
    March 2014
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Sorry, some words disappeared. Use your muscles and act as normal was what I intended to say. Cheers.
  • WillyGalore
    "You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone!"
    February 2014
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  • 4EverBonded
    Willy, is that the theme song for this cartoon by any chance? It reads like a campy song. :) I don't know the series.
    February 2014
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      Yes it is. Look it up on YouTube :-)
  • WillyGalore
    Bond, James Bond Jr. No one can stop him but S.C.U.M. always tries, young Bond cuts through each web of spies, he learned the game from his uncle James, now he's heir to the name, James Bond (Bond, James Bond Jr.) Look out he is comin' through, he's gotta job to do, while he rescues the girl, James Bond Jr. chases S.C.U.M. Around the world.
    February 2014
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  • WillyGalore
    I don't know what's worse, that we seem to have a troll amongst us or that said troll looks like he hasn't hit puberty yet.
    January 2014
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A very deadly combination indeed.
    • Dragonpol2
      Dragonpol2
      Soon to be made extinct...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      We call it the 'Banish'.
  • WillyGalore
    "Get away from it you bitch!"
    January 2014