BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I got this.

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    I don't understand! He said no to my delicious snake-soufflé!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    "For you, mister, 20.000 bahts."

    "Do i look like i give a damn?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Hiss off, Mowgli.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Brolin: this never happened to the other fella ...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I play a bit of tennis too. My backhand's improving."
    "Yeah, well, keep poking me in the side with that flute, and I'll give you a free lesson."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    You're doing great, Mr. Brolin.
    For the next phase of your audition we have a real world test.
    You've just been bitten by my spectacled cobra. Survival is estimated
    at five minutes to get medical help and avoid certain death.
    Oh, and of course you're being filmed. Go!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This is my pet snake. I named him Tennis the Menace.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I heard they're making a movie about Pee Wee Herman.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    @Thunderfinger for the win. Bold film references carried the day.
    Hiss off, Mowgli.
    Time for another image.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thank you! All right, what is Bond up to here?

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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Is that a Walther PPK in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, James?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "So, how do I look?"
    "Back end of horse!"
    "WTF? Are you calling me a horse's arse?"
    "No no, of course not! I... I was just uhhh, admiring that painting behind you."
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    When Cubby suggested it’s about time Bond got married again, Dalton was hoping for Sharon Stone ...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Each year, James made a point of taking May Maxwell out
    for a fine Scot meal on her birthday.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond: "You look ravishing. Felix is a very lucky- Wait, is that scarf made of real fur?"
    Della: "100% Severnayan husky!"
    Bond: "Filthy habit."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sometimes, the old dames are the best.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Blackmailed over dark secrets from his past,
    Dalton desperately demanded a surprising example of stunt casting.
    [Cubby said 'no'. He also declined the Whoopi Goldberg suggestion.]
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Lady: "You are quite the gentleman, offering your arm for me to hold as we walk." ;;)
    Tim: "Actually, I was rubbing my stomach. I ate some Karachi cuisine that disagreed with me." :-&
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    "Hard men are good to find."
    --Mae West
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Old dog, new tricks.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    All right, what is Bond up to here?

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    Prior to day one of filming, the producers insisted Mr. Dalton visit an oculist.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Mrs Q: "Listen, Q. We have something to tell you."
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Bond was not going to be fooled by Irma Bunts cunning Dolly Parton disguise.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond was not going to be fooled by Irma Bunts cunning Dolly Parton disguise.

    @Fire_and_Ice_Returns , I declare you the winner. Congratulations!
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Bond was not going to be fooled by Irma Bunts cunning Dolly Parton disguise.

    @Fire_and_Ice_Returns , I declare you the winner. Congratulations!

    Wow cheers, I will look for a photo and post it later.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Easily angered on set, once Roger Moore had Tony Curtis' head on a platter
    he wanted Lois Maxwell's guts for garters and
    Laurence Naismith's b*lls in a sling.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Danny needed a good idea, and Lord Brett was happy to help.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Putting his plate on the head here.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Roger 'Now keep staring at my hand there's a good chap, now I will make my hand vanish before your very eyes... Oh you may experience a mild headache and likely to pass out.'
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