BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Old woman: "Did you know, my great-great-great-great grandfather @QBranch participated in the last round of BondCapCon. The one with Pierce and Salma on the beach."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'Was it the wine? Was it something else? Brosnan wondered what happened in the six months he hadn't seen Salma....
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I think my mouth is too big."

    "That and a few other things."
  • mattjoesmattjoes TINY TIM
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    "So you are Tatiana Romanova. On second thought, the Americans might have more use than us for a Lektor decoding machine."

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    Tanner's attempt to set up a blind date with a friend for a lonely 007: was it a prank or did he just have poor taste in friends?

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    -You're the Bond girl this time around? You're joking.
    -I never joke about my work, 007.
  • mattjoesmattjoes TINY TIM
    edited November 2020 Posts: 6,947
    QBranch wrote: »
    Old woman: "Did you know, my great-great-great-great grandfather @QBranch participated in the last round of BondCapCon. The one with Pierce and Salma on the beach."
    @QBranch do you get a notification when you tag yourself?

    @mattjoes

    Edit: Nope, it doesn't work.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 2020 Posts: 13,392
    EON screen-tested mature actresses in an attempt to make older Bond actors look younger.
    [This method proved unnecessary during Pierce Brosnan's tenure.]

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    EON ignored Pierce Brosnan's persistent requests they cast Robin Williams.
    And flimsy disguises were to no avail.

    Also denied, requests for:
    Jamie Lee Curtis,
    Geoffrey Rush,
    Rene Russo,
    Dennis Leary,
    Linda Hamilton,
    Barbara Streisand,
    Jeff Bridges,
    Jack Nicholson,
    Annette Benning,
    Glenn Close,
    Danny DeVito,
    Alexandra Paul,
    William Devane,
    Shannon Reed,
    Terry O'Quinn,
    Warren Beatty,
    Garry Shandling,
    Graham Greene,
    Wes Studi,
    Judd Nelson,
    Patrick Stewart,
    Christopher Lee,
    Sally Field,
    Harvey Fierstein,
    Ron Silver,
    Ben Cross,
    Jeff Fahey,
    Jobeth Williams,
    Bob Hoskins,
    Helen Mirren,
    Virginia Madsen,
    Angela Lansbury,
    Elizabeth Taylor,
    Kim Novak,
    Rock Hudson (already deceased),
    Edward Fox,
    Geraldine Chaplin,
    Tony Curtis,
    Lesley-Anne Down,
    Alison Doody,
    Michael Caine,
    Ned Beatty,
    Ian Richardson,
    Joanna Cassidy,
    Shashi Kapoor,
    Tom Skerritt,
    Tom Atkins,
    Edward Woodward.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Agent under Doubtfire.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The comic scene of Q being called back from "a night on the town" to equip OO7
    didn't play well with test audiences and ended up on the cutting room floor.

  • mattjoesmattjoes TINY TIM
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    -Are you sure the coast is clear?
    -Oh yes, love, Jack is on a business trip.
    -Good. Let's enjoy ourselves, Muffy my dear.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "James, I am pregnant."

    The moment Bond quit drinking. And took up heroin.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Q's latest disguise for meeting OO7 in field was almost the death of him
    when he was (understandably) mistaken for Blofeld in drag.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Not used to the attention that comes with a role in a major film,
    early on Mr. Brosnan accommodated ALL his female admirers.

  • mattjoesmattjoes TINY TIM
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    Bond tried to remain as polite as possible, but the thought of Euphegenia attempting that Kama Sutra position was frankly absurd.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Before he was happily married, Mr. Brosnan's taste in women sucked.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond realized that Tatiana s picture had been a little dated.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    "So you are Tatiana Romanova. On second thought, the Americans might have more use than us for a Lektor decoding machine."

    The winner. Congratulations, @mattjoes.
  • mattjoesmattjoes TINY TIM
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    Спасибо, @Thunderfinger.

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  • Bueno1694Bueno1694 My James Bond Games' Playthroughs: linktr.ee/Xtreemo
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    It seems that Bond's second life has just ended.
  • mattjoesmattjoes TINY TIM
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    Die Another Day wasn't the best Bond film, but this was pushing it.
  • Bond: "I told you we shouldn't have tried infiltrating Carver's Saigon headquarters by playing extras in one of his poorly produced Victorian era TV productions."

    Wai Lin: "Shut up, we're almost there. Geez, this mask itches."
  • mattjoesmattjoes TINY TIM
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    Brosnan: What was your crime?
    Ustinov: The Bachelor. Yours?
    Brosnan: I'm not sure. Probably Victim of Love or Grey Owl.
    Ustinov: I'd beg for mercy if I were you.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    As arranged by family, Mr. Brosnan's reunion with his father
    showed evidence of their strained relationship.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    They were caught red handed in the morgue. One was drawing mustaches and spectacles on corpses. The other was making out and sniffing hair.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Brosnan Bond's aborted first mission (Time To Die) involved time travel and his own death.
    Fortunately the filmmakers reverted to the GoldenEye script originally planned for Dalton Bond.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond: "I've got a little itch...down there. Would you mind?"
    (bottom left corner of photo): *hands react*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "We are not gay! Just British!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Unknown to those present, Mr. Brosnan was silently upset he wasn't provided a hat.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Pierce and his agent had both thought entertaining the locals with the Mamma Mia repertoire was a great idea.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Rumors continue to circulate for why Pierce Brosnan wasn't available to take on the Bond role in 1986.

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