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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Bambi: That pink tie, what were you thinking, look at the size of it, it’s horrendous. And as for that shirt, I’ve seen better from Walmart. Who designed your shoes? They look like something my grandpa would wear ....
    Sean: This never happened to the other fella ...
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    I'll keep this open a little longer...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Man was in the forest.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Connery: Who in the hell just cracked open a can of tuna?...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Is that a McDonald s ? Fasten your seat belt."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Yah know, I'd look grand in thee'sh bootsh.
    Call Boorman! Ah'm gonna doo Zardoz after all!!

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    My dear, some things just aren't done. Such as jumping on my head and wrapping your legs around my neck when I’m not wearing my truss.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited November 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Girl: "What's the matter Sean? You don't seem to be in the mood today."

    Sean: "I bought a pack of gum this morning and it clearly said 1 dollar on the package, and I gave the cashier a 5 dollar bill but he only gave me 3 dollar in return, and I only just noticed...
    I think I have to call my lawyer."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited November 2019 Posts: 6,747
    As Dalton would say, "time to judge." There were many fine contributions this time around. Some painful choices had to be made to narrow them down to four.

    Number Four, @Thunderfinger
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Yes, Bambi. I was the one who shot your mother."


    Number Three, @CommanderRoss
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Bond was wondering where he picked up this girl. She seemed to cling to his neck like no other.


    Number Two, @Thunderfinger
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    I smell a rat.


    And Our Esteemed Number One, @RichardTheBruce
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Yah know, I'd look grand in thee'sh bootsh.
    Call Boorman! Ah'm gonna doo Zardoz after all!!


    Congratulations, @RichardTheBruce!
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Gosh. Connery did look good in red, didn't he. Thanks for your verdict, @mattjoes.

    Please give me pause to come up with a worthy image.

  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Well done @RichardTheBruce! 👍
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yes, and brilliant tallying-up. You re a funny man, @mattjoes .
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Okay I got this.

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Lee Majors was confident that the right costume and the right contacts would land him the role of stunt double for Roger’s clown in Octopussy
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "James, what is the problem? You are not yourself."

    "It is really nothing, Mary. Major, that is."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Yes, and brilliant tallying-up. You re a funny man, @mattjoes .

    Haha, thank you!

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Britt: ‘Yes, in my new film I’m a different kind of Bond girl, strong, assertive, a highly trained agent and ... Lee, you’re not listening to a word I’m saying are you?’
    Lee: ‘ The fried mushrooms look terribly interesting ...’
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Britt: "Are they calling you the Six Million Dollar Man?"
    Lee: "Yes."
    Britt: "You can have me anywhere."
    Lee: "I can?"
    Britt: "Yeah. Here, there, anywhere you like."
    Lee: "Must be my winning personality."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The US ratings wars of the 1970s plumbed new depths when CBS punked rival NBC with an offer to sell
    the "rights" (they no longer held) to televise Casino Royale 20 years after the CLIMAX! Theater live broadcast.

    NBC was almost into full production by the time the hoax was exposed. Actor Lee Majors' dreams of bringing
    "card smart CIA Agent Jimmy Bond" to life being dashed, he disappeared into seclusion after the debacle.
    A single photo of Majors in character as Jimmy exists as evidence of his excitement over the faux project.

    On a brighter note, sympathizing Bond producers hired Britt Ekland to put her career back on track.
    "This never happened to the other Gals," she drolly observed.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Lee: Did you manage to keep anything from the set of your James Bond film?
    Britt: Yes, I kept the Solex Agitator, but I can’t seem to get it to work...
    Lee: Oh, I can feel it working Britt, definitely working ....
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    "The name's Bond. Bionic Bond."

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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    It was love at first sight. The sensuous curves, lovely shape, milky white color... yes, Lee Majors had fallen for Britt Ekland's earring.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You may want to keep your self destruct button far away from my butt.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    "Six MILLION dollars, Goodnight. You were wondering how much I cost."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited November 2019 Posts: 6,747
    -At this point, Steve, I should probably explain that my breasts have been surgically enhanced.
    -So have mine. By the US Government.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    From classified files, Goodnight knew about Steve's non-publicized fifth line of improvement.
    Better. Stronger. Able to pleasure a partner beyond human limitations.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Okay, let's bring this to a close.

    2nd Runner-up:
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    "Six MILLION dollars, Goodnight. You were wondering how much I cost."
    1st Runner-up:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    You may want to keep your self destruct button far away from my butt.
    The Winner:
    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    Lee Majors was confident that the right costume and the right contacts would land him the role of stunt double for Roger’s clown in Octopussy
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    Straight out of the gate @Max_The_Parrot nailed it with the Octopussy clown costume comparison.

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    It's uncanny. Same tailoring/cut to the jacket. Same material. Same contrast of lighthearted clothing versus heavier drama/expression. But Nobody Does It Better.

    Congratulations, @Max_The_Parrot, you have the conn.


  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    What a wonderful image @RichardTheBruce - the image did pop into my mind as soon as I saw your choice, but to see them side by side - as you say, uncanny!

    Great picture choice and congrats to the runners up, I’ll get looking!
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Time to get into the festive spirit. Caption this:
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Christmas Jones met the Saint Nicholas in Turkey as a kid.
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