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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Bond: Such a pretty baby, Johanna!
    Girl: My name's Victoria.
    Bond: I was talking to our daughter.
    Girl: It's a boy, James!

    ---

    Baby: (mumbles)
    Girl: What do you think he's saying, James?
    Bond: Probably praising your supple breasts. He's got his father's brains.

    ---

    Bond: This baby, an agent of SPECTRE!? What nonsense.
    Baby: (mumbles)
    Spectre HQ: Incoming radio message! Decoding message! (...) It says: "They're on to me. Operation Diaper aborted. Request immediate extraction."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Mr Pearce used to be a Bond fan.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Very, very good! Keep ém coming!

    James tested fatherhood for a day. It wasn't for him.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Googoo gaga. (Breastmilk. Shaken not stirred.)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Diapers Are Forever.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The paternity test finally came back, Luv.

    And he's not mine!
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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Bald head ... romper suit ... sits around doing nothing ... has a new Number 2 every day ... I think we’ll call him Blofeld.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    If we call him Octopussy and feed him on sheep’s eyes he might just lay us a Faberge egg!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 13,068
    Following @Thunderfinger's path. So there's shared blame here.

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    edited October 2019 Posts: 2,426
    Just think little one, if you drink all your milk and eat all your rusks, then one day you too could be pushed out of a boat by Roger Moore.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    You guys are on a roll!!

    this is a very, very difficult one to judge, as I've laughed out at many. Still, have to make a choice.

    3rd:
    in combined effort of @Thunderfinger and @RichardTheBruce
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Diapers Are Forever.
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Following @Thunderfinger's path. So there's shared blame here.

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    In second place:
    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    That Q really is ingenious ... it features an alarm that will deafen anyone within 100 yards, projectile vomit that will dissolve any metal and it’s nappy contains a highly toxic nerve agent ...

    and to top it all off, and to whom the spoils of adding a new challenge to the line go:
    00Agent wrote: »
    Girl: "James could you feed him? i have to run some errands quickly."
    Bond: "Sure, i have some Beluga Caviar left in the fridge."
    Baby: "Excellent, and a bottle of Dom Pérignon 55', please."
    Bond: "I like this kid."

    Congrats @00Agent! And thanks everyone for playing! Again, it was a very difficult round to judge.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Congrats everyone and well done @CommanderRoss - that was a great image choice. Looking forward to seeing what @00Agent comes up with! 🙂👍
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Nice Suprise.
    Thanks @CommanderRoss.
    I will upload something in the coming days.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Could you adjust my cufflinks for me? I am a bit tied up."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited October 2019 Posts: 6,748
    "Guys, wanna hear another joke?! What do you get when you cross a blowfish with a criminal mastermind? A blow-feld, haha!"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Bond: "This must be a misunderstanding. Everything i did back there was perfectly legal and i've got a licence to proof it! Call London if you don't believe me."

    Cop: "Shut up! You will be rotting in a prison cell for the rest of your life for killing El Presidente."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    "Hey, you guys look like SMERSH! But it's ok... collars and cuffs match."
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Well, we've got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    edited October 2019 Posts: 2,426
    It turns out the Roger Moore Appreciation Society were a lot more militant than first thought..
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    It turns out the Roger Moore Appreciation Society were a lot more militant than first though.

    :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Upon being escorted out of John Calley's house by his henchmen, Timothy Dalton had a complete nervous breakdown at having lost the role of Bond.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    "Jump up, jump up...JAMAIIIIICA...jump up..."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited October 2019 Posts: 6,748
    "Diplomatic bag? Sounds like fun!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Vanity (and egregious taste in sunglasses) has its dangers.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    After yet another embarrasing Embassy shoot out, and another break-in into M's Apartment, She finally concluded that Bond, in fact, was deranged and decided to feed him to the authorities as she warned him that she would.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    In Isthmus, drugdealers arrest YOU and put you into prison.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I have a little itch. Down there. Do you mind?"
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Bond didn’t realise just how enjoyable a night in jail could be when he gets his whistles mixed up, and his key ring accidentally tells the jailer he’s a very pretty boy ....

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    After one night with Kara, @barryt007 -Bond was escorted out of the hotel.
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