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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • UnivexUnivex
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    "Lasted one round with me, this chap. Still, only broke him one arm."
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Roger: "I did warn you not to enter the mosh pit."
    Daniel: "I know. I just can't restrain myself when it's Liberace."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Sir Roger Moore and Daniel Craig thought the Liberace tribute show to be the perfect event in which to reveal they'd been in a relationship for three years. "My arm is broken but my heart is complete", Craig stated.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited December 2018 Posts: 6,844
    Roger: "And this, my friend, is why it pays to pretend not to be a very good onscreen fighter." *wink*
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Moore and Craig after a friendly chat of who played a better Bond.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    very good peeps, keep em coming! judgement day this weekend...
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited December 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Poor Boy, did you break your Hand while karate choping some Bad guys?

    Um, we don't really go for that anym...

    Don't worry, i'll come over to your Place tomorrow and show you some of my techniques.

    ...
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Some excellent captions, so here are the winners:

    3rd
    00Agent wrote: »
    "Morning Dan. Sorry about the arm. Skiing?"

    "No, i was trying to show Eva Green what i can do with my little finger and slipped."

    *Raises eyebrow* "It's all in the wrist."

    2nd
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Moore and Craig after a friendly chat of who played a better Bond.

    but the winner is:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Roger: "I did warn you not to enter the mosh pit."
    Daniel: "I know. I just can't restrain myself when it's Liberace."

    So congrats and over to you @Some_Kind_Of_Hero !
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thanks, Commander!

    I know we're past the date, but let's catch up with what Dario did for Christmas:

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Colombian pure-- you remembered! Thanks, dad.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited December 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Last Christmas i gave her a heart,
    but the very next day she gave it away.

    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Dario arrived just in time for the Christmas celebrations. He made himself at home and sat down to open the presents.

    It wasn't his house, or his presents, but fearing for his life, the man across from him dared not say a word.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Thanks! That is a beauuutiful knife. I am gonna try it right away."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    You know what happens to you when you give me an empty box, dad?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited December 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Two first class tickets to the Maledives! Oh my god thanks Dad! Now i can finally give my wife the nice honeymooooon that we had put off for so long.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You'll love my present. Santa told me what you wished for."

    "I KNOW HIM! HE'S AN INFORMER!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Seriously, Dad? Drugs???"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Kittens! Can I kill one before dinner, Dad?"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Dario: Is this... Franz?

    Dad: Yes, what's left of him... I know how much your former Boss meant to you.

    Dario: Thanks Dad, i will snort hi... I mean i will put him on the fireplace!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
    edited December 2018 Posts: 6,724
    - Two tickets to Paris? Great! Thanks, dad!
    - Oh, it's the least I could do, since you're always talking about how much you miss France.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    And the rest of the present is handcuffed, son.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    A great round. Wonderful contributions, everyone.

    Runner-up, @00Agent, with this tuneful beaut:
    00Agent wrote: »
    Last Christmas i gave her a heart,
    but the very next day she gave it away.

    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special...

    And the winner this round:
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dario arrived just in time for the Christmas celebrations. He made himself at home and sat down to open the presents.

    It wasn't his house, or his presents, but fearing for his life, the man across from him dared not say a word.

    Congrats, @mattjoes, take it away!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Thank you very much, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero.

    What is happening in M's office?

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I bet it was you who put that mike on me when I went to the john."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Ken: "Now, usually when I hold out my finger like this, my pet pigeon will fly over and land on it. However, he apparently saw something so horrific that he died of a heart attack. YOU wouldn't happen to know anything about that?"

    (Bond & Q snickering)
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Ken: "Now, usually when I hold out my finger like this, my pet pigeon will fly over and land on it. However, he apparently saw something so horrific that he died of a heart attack. YOU wouldn't happen to know anything about that?"

    (Bond & Q snickering)

    I'm rather sure it's not Ken, but Lewis.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Pull my finger! Go on, pull it!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    I'm rather sure it's not Ken, but Lewis.
    You're right, it is Lewis. But his friends call him Ken ;) :P
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    So it WAS you putting glue on Bernard's chair!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    QBranch wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    I'm rather sure it's not Ken, but Lewis.
    You're right, it is Lewis. But his friends call him Ken ;) :P

    Lewis "Ken" Gilbert (right)
    Roger "Ted" Moore (center)
    Desmond "Desmond Llewelyn" Llewelyn (left)
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