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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The damn wedding photographers overstayed their welcome.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Sean Connery enjoying some much needed R&R while filming You Only Live Twice.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nine Eyes photographers were about to get black eyes.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Photographer (showing wedding ring): "I'd ask you out Luciana, but I'm a married man!"
    Sean: "That'sh great. Now get out...before your wife becomesh a widow!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Tomorrow is judgment day. Codeword is 'imminent.'
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Fiona: “They’re for my scrapbook. I collect memories.”
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    After some jokester had spread the rumor that he was gay, Sean decided to take matters into his own hands and prove them all wrong.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Three - @00Agent:
    00Agent wrote: »
    After some jokester had spread the rumor that he was gay, Sean decided to take matters into his own hands and prove them all wrong.

    Two - @Some_Kind_Of_Hero:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Fiona: “They’re for my scrapbook. I collect memories.”

    One - @Some_Kind_Of_Hero:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    SPECTRE realized soon after it was probably a mistake to put out a call for freelancers in their attempt to defame James Bond.

    Good one, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero! Your turn.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    One and two! I'm honored!

    And feeling in the mood for A View to a Kill...

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Zorin: Since i started taking my own horse steroids, my life has completely changed.

    Stacey: I love him for his personality *giggle*

    James: I am seriously getting too old for this s**t...
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Sure, as part of their job they were trying to sabotage or kill each other, but at the end of the day they were the best of friends.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Stacey: Okay, you bastard, keep smiling and walk toward the chopper.
    Bond: Today's your lucky day, Zorin. You're going skydiving!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    James knew, that his new guidebook "How to get the Bond-girl", would be a huge hit if he could convince the public that any ugly douchebag could get a hot girlfriend by following his advice.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    James: What did he promise you Stacy, his heart?

    Zorin: That's only half of it old man, i also told her i would take her on a trip around the world in my Zeppelin. That's rather neat, Don't you think?

    James: Brilliant. I'm almost speechless with admiration.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited July 2018 Posts: 6,746
    - Stacey and I do make a fine couple, don't you think, Smythe?
    - No doubt, though I wonder what May Day will have to say about your relationship.
    - We'll ask her. We're joining her in the jacuzzi in twenty minutes... want to come with us?
    - Can I bring Tibbett with me?
    - I wouldn't forgive you if you didn't.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Stacey: Psst! Are you sure he's carrying this macaroni with him? I can't find it.
    Bond: Macaroni?! I said microchip, you imbec-- forget it, I'll call Goodnight!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited August 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Zorin: Well, Mr. Bond as you can see i did rather well in life, and I have a beautiful girl at my side now as well, hope that does not make you too jealous hehe.

    Bond: No, she's ok. I had her under the shower last night. And your personal assistance... Whats her name, Mayday? Yeah, two days ago...
    Oh and that girl that takes care of your horses? Jenny? Well, lets just say she gave me some ridding lessons this morning...
    Very committed that one, AND flexible, who would have thought?

    Zorin: What... the... F....
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    James: "Hey, you sure you want me to hang out with you guys? I dunno if I wanna be the third wheel."
    Max: "Nah it's cool, bro! Don't worry about it."
    Stacey: "Awww, you're so kind... That's why I wuv you, Maxie-Waxie."
    Max: "I wuv you more, Stacey-Wacey!"
    James: "Jesus Christ. I'm out."
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Well, this settles it. We send in the judgment fleet. Board, you have 48 hours to entertain.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Zorin: "Have you been on one of these before?"

    Bond: "Yeah. Once, I got trapped in the back of one - being flown by the baddie via remote control, of course... and so I had to climb out onto the skids in mid air, and..."

    *snickering*

    Bond: "Never mind."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited August 2018 Posts: 6,746
    - Just great! I'm Bond, and the Bond girl chooses to hug the villain instead of me!
    - I'm sorry, Mr. Moore, but my mother told me to avoid creepy old men.
    - Can you believe this, Chris?!
    - No, Mr. Moore.
    - Will you idiots stop calling me that?! You sound like I'm your bloody father or something!
    - No, mine's much younger than you.
    - And mine, Mr. Moore.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond wisely left the pick-pocketing to Stacy.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited August 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Bond: Zorin, what did you do to Stacey? Hallucinogenic drugs? Hypnosis? Did you brainwash her?!

    Zorin: No, i just showed her my bank statement.

    Bond: On second thought, you can keep her.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When Stacy rubbed his stomach, she found out he really was a bag of hot air.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Runner-Up for this delightful infomercial/Danny Glover-esque contribution:
    00Agent wrote: »
    Zorin: Since i started taking my own horse steroids, my life has completely changed.

    Stacey: I love him for his personality *giggle*

    James: I am seriously getting too old for this s**t...

    and the Grand Winna' Winna' Chicken Dinna':
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Sure, as part of their job they were trying to sabotage or kill each other, but at the end of the day they were the best of friends.

    and
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Stacey: Okay, you bastard, keep smiling and walk toward the chopper.
    Bond: Today's your lucky day, Zorin. You're going skydiving!

    and
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Stacey: Psst! Are you sure he's carrying this macaroni with him? I can't find it.
    Bond: Macaroni?! I said microchip, you imbec-- forget it, I'll call Goodnight!

    Take it away, @mattjoes!
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Thank you, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero! I'm working on finding a new image (emphasis on new).
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Sorry for the delay, everyone. Let's try this image.

    (Do let me know ASAP if it's a repeated image to replace it if it's not too late already.)

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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    These captions aren't bad, but they feel a little hollow. Keep 'em coming!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I know you are afraid, Q, but you have to go back and turn off my stove. I am sure this is the parachute.It very probably is. Just pull the string, and it opens. I guess."
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