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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Thanks for all the great contributions everyone.

    This one made me laugh the loudest:
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Surprisingly, Connery passed out after guzzling only five bottles of beer within ten minutes. The director was flabbergasted, since during rehearsal just ten minutes ago Sean had mastered the same challenge without problems.

    So, over to you @j_w_pepper

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Thank you very much, @00Agent.

    How about this one:Der-Morgen-Sirbt-Nie-Drehort-Hamburg_content-335x188.jpg
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    "Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Advertising has gone too far.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited March 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Bond had no idea how thorough his employee evaluation would be.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Q's new 'self driving car' was not exactly what was promised to him, Bond thought.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Driving was much more challenging post-Brexit.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Thank you very much, @00Agent.

    How about this one:Der-Morgen-Sirbt-Nie-Drehort-Hamburg_content-335x188.jpg

    Bond's undercover story as an Uber-driver didn't work quite as well as he got the wrong passenger and to add insult to injury his BMW broke down.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Brozza, too, could not drive a stick.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond regretted shooting up the manual for this one.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The Bond 18 trailer revealed no spoilers.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The MI6 contribution to reducing carbon dioxide emissions.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Bond felt the mist had a very local character.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He got a ridiculously big parking ticket.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Pierce suspected George was behind this.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    The number of entries so far is quite impressive, but the number of participants ought to increase a little. So I'll just leave it for a couple more days.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    BondCapCon so urgently needed more participants, that even Broz was out and about, busy promoting the thread. There was certainly no time for friggin' in the riggin'.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    During the chase for more participants, Bond drew a blank.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    One...more...BUMP!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Filming was made more difficult after the production team found out Brosnan's license had expired
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Q had really outdone himself this time.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited March 2019 Posts: 45,489
    Der-Morgen-Sirbt-Nie-Drehort-Hamburg_content-335x188.jpg
    "Well, step on it !"

    "Backseat driver."
  • hegottheboot_hegottheboot_ USA
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    Der-Morgen-Sirbt-Nie-Drehort-Hamburg_content-335x188.jpg

    Pierce Brosnan in International Bank Manager: Currencies are Off
    Coming Soon to a theater near you
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    I'll try and decide on the winner by tonight.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    edited March 2019 Posts: 8,702
    OK, people. Thank you all for the good work and ideas. As usual, the decision must be made however close the results may be.

    Just based on the "chuckle factor" I've decided to award the following.
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Filming was made more difficult after the production team found out Brosnan's license had expired

    Congrats, @CommanderRoss! Awaiting your next idea.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    thank you!

    Sticking with th Brozzer:

    Remington-Steele-1986-Suit.jpg

    take it away!
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    They're eager to capitalize on it? Another season of Remington Steele? Sure. I couldn't be happier.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Oh, forgive me, but I'm farting at the moment. Please hold.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    They're eager to capitalize on it? Another season of Remington Steele? Sure. I couldn't be happier.

    ...so, Cubby already ripped up my contract? And they found a replacement too?...mhm... no no, i'm fine... i have Remington Steele to look forward to after all. *cries internally*
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    They're eager to capitalize on it? Another season of Remington Steele? Sure. I couldn't be happier.

    ...so, Cubby already ripped up my contract? And they found a replacement too?...mhm... no no, i'm fine... i have Remington Steele to look forward to after all. *cries internally*

    "More like Timothy Wanker."
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