All the Bond actors in a fight - who wins?

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  • edited September 2012 Posts: 144
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    ''I still reckon Lazenby would win. He won the part because of a fight test, he taught hand to hand to the Aussie military, he was mates with Bruce Lee, etc.''[/quote]


    Huh?? I didn't know that at all!! I guess this is where Q would look angrily at me and say 'Do pay attention OddJaws'!!! :)
  • I'm going with Pierce Bronsan.
  • My two cents : Daniel Craig would just demolish everyone.
  • LicencedToKilt69007LicencedToKilt69007 Belgium, Wallonia
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    Winner : George Lazenby (at 29...)

    Runner up : Pierce Brosnan (close to 1st)

    3rd place and podium: Sir Sean Connery


    4th : Daniel Craig

    5th : Roger Moore

    6th : Tim Dalton

    Craig is a true fighter and more violent but for me, he's much overrated. Pierce is generally underrated in this contest. Moore and Dalton didn't fought much, like others, so they're at the the bottom... Sir Sean is the safe value.

    That's what I think.
  • Daniel Craig. He is the strongest physically and thinks quickly, like in Casino Royal he chokes a bad guy and then pushes his head in water until he dies. No Bond would be as brutal to do such a thing.

    Connery would give him a tough fight.

    Lazenby and Moore would be the firsts to go


    Dalton would try had maybe bruise him a bit and then get choked or shot

    Bronson (like Connery) would fight Craig for hours until he goes down as well.
  • edited February 2013 Posts: 4,813
    Batman23 wrote:
    Bronson (like Connery) would fight Craig for hours until he goes down as well.
    Would that be Pierce Bronson? Or maybe you mean Charles Brosnan. ;)
  • lmao
    I meant Brosnan
  • Posts: 224
    Roger Moore said that when he took his 8 year-old son, Geoffry, to lunch, the young boy asked his Dad if he could beat up everyone in the restaurant. Rog looked around and noticed that everyone there was rather elderly. He told his son that he probably could. Geoffry then asked could he still beat everybody if James Bond walked in. Rog replied, "Geoffry, I play Bond". Geoffry swung his fist in the air and answered: "Not you. I'm talking about the real James Bond....Sean Connery".
  • Posts: 5,634
    Lazenby comes out on top, with Craig a close second, then Dalton, Connery, Moore and last but not least, Brosnan himself

    I have a hard time envisaging the latter fighting his way out of a wet paper bag sometimes as James Bond, at risk of a backlash, but it's true

    Don't ruffle the hair..
  • Posts: 1,817
    Brosnan beats Roger.
    Dalton beats Brosnan.
    Connery beats Dalton.
    Lazenby beats Connery.
    Craig beats Lazenby.
    Craig wins.
  • Posts: 224
    Roger has the disadvantage of playing Bond when he was older than most. Older men just won't be nor look as good fighting as younger men. It's not a coincidence that boxing champions tend to be in their 20s. Even so, when Roger did a movie with former marine Lee Marvin, one of the scenes called for a fight between the two. Rog accidentally landed punches on Marvin. Lee was quoted as saying that "Brit packs a hell of a punch".
  • Posts: 5,634
    Reminds me of that bit in A View to a Kill when Moore drives the fire truck and the man asks 'where's the fire' and Moore hits him, then winces with pain holding his hand. When did Bond become soft ?

    Obviously in his first appearances he would of been a more capable fighter, but even then, Lazenby or Craig would of had him for dinner. Only Brosnan stands out more as the most unbelievable brawler
  • CIACIA
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    Germanlady wrote:
    What i always wanted to know, why is Sean considered to be so muscular. I can't see it - he is broad, has a nice chest, but nothing exciting and his arms are even less spectacular. I like him, very handsome man, but his body sure is overrated.

    *runs for cover*

    Didn't Sean win an Olympic metal for weightlifting back in the day. He's the real deal.

  • CIACIA
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    Ellis wrote:
    Roger Moore said that when he took his 8 year-old son, Geoffry, to lunch, the young boy asked his Dad if he could beat up everyone in the restaurant. Rog looked around and noticed that everyone there was rather elderly. He told his son that he probably could. Geoffry then asked could he still beat everybody if James Bond walked in. Rog replied, "Geoffry, I play Bond". Geoffry swung his fist in the air and answered: "Not you. I'm talking about the real James Bond....Sean Connery".

    lol

  • CIA wrote:
    Germanlady wrote:
    What i always wanted to know, why is Sean considered to be so muscular. I can't see it - he is broad, has a nice chest, but nothing exciting and his arms are even less spectacular. I like him, very handsome man, but his body sure is overrated.

    *runs for cover*

    Didn't Sean win an Olympic metal for weightlifting back in the day. He's the real deal.

    Connery represented Scotland in the 1953 Mr Universe bodybuilding competition (there are differing accounts of which year and how well he did). However, bodybuilders back then looked *very* different than the ones from today:

    sean_connery_mr_universe_2.jpg

    325.jpg

    Compared to now:

    phil-heath-mr-olympia01.png

    When I was a kid, Connery looked very athletic and we never questioned that he could beat up anyone or perform any type of physical feat. In fact, I remember guys wanting to be as fit and as muscular (!) as him. Yet just a few years later we were in the age of Schwartzenegger and Stallone and suddenly Connery looked puny.


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    I was watching LTK last night on DVD and I must admit that, while I've never considered Dalton to be at the top end of Bond actors when it comes to fighting (he seems a bit too "posh" for that sort of thing in my view) I LOVE the punch he throws in the bar.
  • CIA wrote:
    Germanlady wrote:
    What i always wanted to know, why is Sean considered to be so muscular. I can't see it - he is broad, has a nice chest, but nothing exciting and his arms are even less spectacular. I like him, very handsome man, but his body sure is overrated.

    *runs for cover*

    Didn't Sean win an Olympic metal for weightlifting back in the day. He's the real deal.

    Connery represented Scotland in the 1953 Mr Universe bodybuilding competition (there are differing accounts of which year and how well he did). However, bodybuilders back then looked *very* different than the ones from today:

    sean_connery_mr_universe_2.jpg

    325.jpg

    Compared to now:

    phil-heath-mr-olympia01.png

    When I was a kid, Connery looked very athletic and we never questioned that he could beat up anyone or perform any type of physical feat. In fact, I remember guys wanting to be as fit and as muscular (!) as him. Yet just a few years later we were in the age of Schwartzenegger and Stallone and suddenly Connery looked puny.




    Ha Ha some funny photos there.
    I think however the guy in the last photo might just be using steroids, what do you think ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Size has nothing to do with how successful you will be in a fight. Even the bulkiest goon can't stand a chance against a smaller sized man with a tactical mind and honed precision.
  • edited March 2013 Posts: 4,813
    Exactly. Bruce Lee is a great example!
    The dude is so tiny I'd likely trip over him, yet he'd knock me unconscious before I could move to stop him!
  • CIACIA
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    All I know is that model boy Broz would play dirty. Like running everyone over in the invisible car.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Exactly. Bruce Lee is a great example!
    The dude is so tiny I'd likely trip over him, yet he'd knock me unconscious before I could move to stop him!

    That is who I was thinking of while writing this comment. And a little of Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes.
  • Size has nothing to do with how successful you will be in a fight. Even the bulkiest goon can't stand a chance against a smaller sized man with a tactical mind and honed precision.

    When I was younger and friends of mine were first getting into martial arts this was a common thing that was said. However, as my cousin pointed out when you have a huge guy who is strong enough all he has to do is land ONE punch (he saw this happen a couple of times) and the fight is over. I do agree that the guy who is smarter and keeps his head has the better chance, but it's a chance and not a certainty.

    As for the last guy in the pics above using steroids I can't say for sure. I will say however that I have seen friends of mine who are trainers get exceptionally huge and cut without steroids. On the flip side, I've seen guys at my gym openly injecting steroids in the locker room and they don't get as big or as cut as my friends. Steroids are not the magic potion that people think they are - without a methodical plan and hard work you don't achieve greatness.

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    Steroids are a great way to get a microscopic penis :-bd
  • Posts: 194
    Size has nothing to do with how successful you will be in a fight. Even the bulkiest goon can't stand a chance against a smaller sized man with a tactical mind and honed precision.

    When I was younger and friends of mine were first getting into martial arts this was a common thing that was said. However, as my cousin pointed out when you have a huge guy who is strong enough all he has to do is land ONE punch (he saw this happen a couple of times) and the fight is over. I do agree that the guy who is smarter and keeps his head has the better chance, but it's a chance and not a certainty.

    I'd buy the size doesn't matter argument for Connery if he threw down more like modern action movies - more tactical, going for vitals. Simplicity and economy was two main points of Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do, which allowed a smaller and more compact guy to move and fight the way he did - plus Bruce was jacked. But Connery brawls, there isn't much martial arts behind it. He hits a guy 2-3 times and gets socked himself. Thats where thelordflashheart's point comes into play. Sure Connery has potential to be a good fighter, probably was as far as the local pub went, but smaller size needs to be complemented by considerable skill. When skill is comparable size comes greatly into play.

  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
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    Who I want to Win: Timothy Dalton
    Who Would Probably Win: Daniel Craig
    Who I Want to Lose First: Pierce Brosnan
    Who I Think Would Lose First: Pierce Brosnan
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    Barry Nelson without doubt!
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
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    It'll be down to Lazenby, Craig and Connery.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    1 Craig
    2 Brosnan
    3 Dalton
    4 Laz
    5 Connery
    6 Moore
  • #1 Lazenby
    #2 Craig
    #3 Dalton
    #4 Moore
    #5 Connery
    #6 Brosnan
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    Dalton wins.
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