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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    The one-and only true Felix Leiter wedding.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    edited June 2013 Posts: 3,236
    Finding his fight against Blofeld and destruction of his oil rig left him unsatisfied, Bond sought progressively stranger methods of revenge and finding closure, finally culminating in his staging a cat wedding and murdering the bride after its completion.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2013 Posts: 17,834
    4EverBonded wrote:
    For now, here is a pic: Have at it ... :)


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    Now, are you sure we're not related, dear?!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Okay, judging tomorrow - get your last minute kitty puns in! ;)

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Despite the dowry of one million tins of KiteKat, Tom Tophat still felt the wedding was going to be a catastrophe. Sometimes bribery with copious amounts of cat food is not enough...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2013 Posts: 17,834
    Dragonpol wrote:
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    When Bond turned up at what he thought was the wedding of his old flame Kissy Suzuki in Japan he was very shocked when he entered the Shinto shrine to find two cats belonging to a millionaire Australian businessman tying the knot. In his haste he'd only gone and misread the announcement in the international press. It had actually said "Kitty" Suzuki! Who strung in the cats, eh?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2013 Posts: 12,459
    Judging time is here! Fine efforts, everyone ... here I go with:

    3rd place
    @CommanderRoss with: 'Look, Blofeld's cross dressing I can handle. Me crossdressing because I'm his cat, almost. But COME ON! Is this necessary?' Very funny, and I could picture Mr. Kitty saying this.

    2nd place
    @Dragonpol came up with quite a few, and I really liked this one:
    "Tom Top Cat needed stronger glasses on prescription but he insisted his sight was perfect. He only started to complain when he was married to Pussy Seldom (due to closer inspection with a magnifying glass) and by that stage it was already too late."

    And the 1st place winner this round is:
    QBranch with: Oddjob's cat never took his hat off to a lady- not even his own wife.

    So succinct and made me laugh - I could see this cat as a little Oddjob as soon as I read it.

    Take it away, @QBranch!
    =D>
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thanks for the 2nd Place, @4EverBonded. Much appreciated, and I had forgotten that particular one. I can gab.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Gee, thank you for the honour @4EverBonded! I thought this was a great picture to caption. The 'bride' is looking at the camera like she really doesn't want to be there. :))

    If no one minds, I'd like to hand the round over to @Dragonpol or @CommanderRoss. Cheers :)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    No problem, QBranch. Thanks again for making me laugh so much.

    I'll pass the duties over to @Dragonpol now. Dear Dragonpol, find a pic and let us continue - thanks!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    4EverBonded wrote:
    No problem, QBranch. Thanks again for making me laugh so much.

    I'll pass the duties over to @Dragonpol now. Dear Dragonpol, find a pic and let us continue - thanks!

    Oh, what an unexpected pleasure. Thank you so much, @QBranch and @4EverBonded. I will endeavour to add a picture in the morning.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    OK, so here's the new cat image for y'all to throw your captions at:

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  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    "Fridgeneye, not juice or water...
    Ham proteins take him to the spot..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Henry the cat: "Oi, this is MY bomb shelter, Indy- get yer own!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited July 2013 Posts: 28,694
    While offensively attacking a known SPECTRE base in the mountains of Nepal, secret agent James Bond 007 began a fast pursuit of Catlock, Blofeld's most skilled killer. When his poisoned tipped claws failed to breach Bond's protective armor, the cat scrammed, running wildly all around the now destitute headquarters, frantically searching for an escape route. Finding no way out, Catlock quickly made use of the base's milk fridge as his spot of seclusion, hoping to get Bond off his scent. Unfortunately for him, Bond could hear the cat hissing with distaste at the chilly environment he now found himself in, and with great caution 007 placed his hand firmly on the fridge handle. With his PPK at the ready in his left palm, Bond swung the door open with his right, and placed his sights on the sour puss now caught in his crosshairs.

    Catlock: "Very clever, Bond. It appears you've bested me in a gentleman's game of cat and mouse."

    Bond: "There is nothing gentlemanly about your profession, you feckless feline. Though, I can appreciate the irony of you finding refuge in this milk fridge like the coward you are."

    Catlock: "And WHY is that so ironic?!"

    Bond: "Because, you've expired."

    *Bond aims his PPK and double taps the kitten, its remaining lives spent with the fall of the bullet shells*


    [Bond theme plays]

     B-)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Dragonpol wrote:
    OK, so here's the new cat image for y'all to throw your captions at:

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    A whole new meaning to just chilling!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Mr. Tiddles was surprised to be discovered in his secret, cool, and well stocked hiding place: "What do you mean where did the caviar go? Uhhh .... what's caviar?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Some great entries so far. Please keep them coming.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Mr Tiddles' DNA replacement therapy went quite allright, untill Bond opened up his therapy-coolbox.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    This kitty is still keeping cool ...

    bump this thread, too ...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Yes, it would be nice to get some more captions before judging commences, folks. Thanks in advance.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Schrödinger's cat was simultaneously cold and warm.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    "Sorry James, I've just finished off the last of the Dom Perignon ...er did you know there's a strange chap in a bowler hat creeping up behind you?"

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    saunders wrote:
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    "Sorry James, I've just finished off the last of the Dom Perignon ...er did you know there's a strange chap in a bowler hat creeping up behind you?"

    Oh, nice Goldfinger reference, @Saunders. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2013 Posts: 13,994
    Kitty's re-enactment of Zuul the Gatekeeper of Gozer was terrifyingly cute.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    I was going ahead with the Zuul idea from Ghostbusters until I saw the last reply

    Try something else with,

    'That's not what I was expecting when you said you had a gato in the fridge'

    (lousy effort but any response is better than not at all)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Actually, you just made me laugh, @Baltimore_007. ;)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2013 Posts: 17,834
    When should we wrap up for judging on this one I wonder? Replies have been coming in rather sluggishly.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    "I don't know why your still banging on about being locked all night in a closet Miss Goodnight, he stuck me in the fridge!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2013 Posts: 13,994
    "Yeah, I guess I misheard you when you said there was plenty of mice in the freezer, 'coz I can't find any..."
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