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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Reports of Craig finding
    p****
    in Jamaica were exaggerated.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    It's time.

    Best film reference and the win goes to @Max_The_Parrot. Congratulations.
    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    Blofeld’s cat demanded decisive action be taken when the Siamese Fighting Fish were accidentally fed growth hormone ... only one man was up to the job ...
    Standing by for the next image.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Really, blimey I was not expecting that, parrots and cats don’t normally get on with each other!

    Thank you @RichardTheBruce it’s an honour, and I’ll get right on it!
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    If it’s been done before please shout and I’ll sort out a different one.

    What’s our Roger up to?

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    During the volcano raid, a thoughtful Bond left the exit door open for Blofeld Cat.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After dropping Blofeld down the chimney, Bond was reluctant to tell May she now had to care for a cat as well.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Getting Blofeld's Cat to swallow the door handle-shaped homing device from Q Branch
    wasn't going to be easy.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    As Roger arranges for Blofeld’s cat to spend the night in Room 101 he can already hear the baying of Drax’s guard dogs behind the door ...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Roger: "Can you say 'doorknob'? Door-knob."

    Tiddles: "FFS, I'm about to p!$$ myself here - just open the door, Knob!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    No one could have imagined the disastrous consequences
    for OO7 asking Q to look after Blofeld's Cat.

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Cat: My name is Pussy Galore
    Roger: I must be dreaming ...
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    edited February 2020 Posts: 2,426
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Bond was quite impressed with the lifelike remote controlled explosive cat Q had come up with to get close to blofeld.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Thanks for all the contributions, time for a winner I think, the Golden Litter Tray goes to
    QBranch wrote: »
    Roger: "Can you say 'doorknob'? Door-knob."

    Tiddles: "FFS, I'm about to p!$$ myself here - just open the door, Knob!"

    Congratulations! 🐾
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Congratulations to @QBranch for the win. I'm still posting this late entry.

    Later that day, Odd Job found the cat in the box of exposed film reels and ate him.

    THE END
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    Thanks for all the contributions, time for a winner I think, the Golden Litter Tray goes to
    QBranch wrote: »
    Roger: "Can you say 'doorknob'? Door-knob."

    Tiddles: "FFS, I'm about to p!$$ myself here - just open the door, Knob!"
    Congratulations! 🐾
    @Max_The_Parrot Cheers mate!

    Hopefully this one hasn't been used yet:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    And then Bond handed her a pair of shoes.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    During a game of charades, Cat's pantomime
    representing the difference between Moore Bond's sense of fun
    and Craig Bond's intenseness was instantly understood.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    I find that picture truly disturbing! I will come up with a contribution eventually, but for the moment I need to breathe slowly into a brown paper bag for a few minutes! ☺️😉
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    A hungover Blofeld’s cat now regrets Drax’s drunken offer of a demonstration in the new centrifuge training room.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Cat's own claws derailed his attempt to recreate Connery Bond's clever deception in DAF.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Any more captions? Need to wrap this up, it's been two weeks.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Cat's own claws derailed his attempt to recreate Connery Bond's clever deception in DAF.

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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
    Loved these two the most. Thanks all for playing!

    @RichardTheBruce, the floor is yours.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Doggonit!

    I mean, thanks @QBranch. I'll try to find a worthy follow-up.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Cat's own claws derailed his attempt to recreate Connery Bond's clever deception in DAF.

    It was a cracker! Well done! 👍
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I got this one. (If it's already been used here, shame on you.)

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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    It happened one night...that Blofeld's cat simply got too close to Irma Bunt. The rest is history.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Pussy was very bad.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited March 2020 Posts: 13,039
    Thanks to the magic of makeup and costume design, Judi Dench became
    one of the privileged few actors in the Bond franchise to return for a third role.
    As the eponymous Blofeld's Cat.

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