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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 2020 Posts: 12,985
    Unfortunately, through an oversight the SPECTRE live feed
    failed to protect the identity of one of its members.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When a mouse entered the kitchen, her immediate response was to protect both herself and the poor cat.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 2020 Posts: 12,985
    Cat knew that with one of them wearing a mask the social distancing rule of 6 feet wasn't necessary.
    And that she, on the other hand, was doomed.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    A Cat so evil the mere glance of its face was a thousand times more lethal than Medusa, when tiddles escaped from its isolation Dr. Kate implores her guests to runaway, runaway, move, move, Move!!!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Oddjob had both dinner and dessert ready.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Bump!

    I will choose a winner on Sunday night.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The panty-mask concept just needed the right advertising concept to gain acceptance.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Q'ute: "Right. Now put on the mask and whistle the first bars of 'Rule, Kittennia'."
    Bond Cat: (muffled) "Meow, meow-meow-meow.."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Sonya Blade's arms shattered from the ice furball.

    SUB-ZERO WINS
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I don't know what you're playing at. But whatever it is, it has to stop. Meow.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    And the winner is....
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Right panties, wrong pussy.
    Congrats over to you...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks, FaIR.

    Here is the new challenge,

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  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Thanks, FaIR.

    Here is the new challenge,

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    Marnie the Cat had an aversion to the colour red, which K9 and Hooch found hilarious.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Drax s dogs had a neutering appointment, but the vet mixed them up with Blofeld s cat.
    The whole seance ended up on LiveLeaks.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    As retribution for past feline offenses, Alec's canines Romulus and Remus provided clues
    to the missing GoldenEye key. And they all led right back to Cat.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The dogs were both surprised and delighted that Number 1 accepted
    their suggestion for where to hide the diamonds.

  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited June 2020 Posts: 23,267
    Electric shock treatment has very different effects on cats and dogs.
    Please note no animals were harmed during this post.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Keep them coming!

    Maybe this will be wrapped up before the Bond Cap Con. Probably.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Alimentary.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Oddjob never asked how his chef met the steady demand for his favorite dish.
    But the telltale signs were there for everyone to see.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Oddjob never asked how his chef met the steady demand for his favorite dish.
    But the telltale signs were there for everyone to see.

    That wins you second prize, @RichardTheBruce .

    First prize goes to:
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    The dogs were both surprised and delighted that Number 1 accepted
    their suggestion for where to hide the diamonds.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Takk så mye, @Thunderfinger. Yeah, I thought you were holding out for an Oddjob mention.

    Anyway, so I got this.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As a young girl, Madeleine had a traumatic experience with Blofeld s genetically engineered cat.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Savalas' failed screen test for the additional role of Blofeld's Cat lives in cinematic infamy.
    And young Hilary Saltzman took many years to overcome the trauma.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She had been begging for a cat the whole year. She deeply regretted that now.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2020 Posts: 12,985
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    An early draft of the Diamonds Are Forever screenplay
    heavily mined elements of Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland.
    A quick pre-production rehearsal proved it unfilmable. Exit Roald Dahl and Peter Hunt.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The Count will see you meow.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Okay, among the worst images shared so far. But still some jokes must be wrung from it and worn out.


    Meow, meow, meow, meow, Mr. Bond. you must learn to be absolutely calm...
    ...before we can accept you back into polite society.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,892
    Dorothy: "Now that you have Courage, what do you think you'll do with it?"

    Lion: "Hot damn, that Glinda is sexy. I bet I could make her toes curl!"
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Don t you want to pet me?"
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