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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Look, they’ve brought back Blofeld, they’re talking about Rami Malek being *REDACTED* so why can’t I be Pussy Galore in the next Bond film??!! I’ll even settle for Kitty-Kat Suzuki!!Heck, just get me a bit part as Chew Meow!!

    I’m getting YET another agent ...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited December 2019 Posts: 13,059
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Some really funny contributions here, in the end I decided to give it to:
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
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    Blofeld's Cat's feline partner wasn't buying the story involving rocket-firing cigarettes and
    ninjas storming a secret lair hidden in a Japanese volcano.

    "Just bring your cat a** home!"

    Good one! Over to you, @RichardTheBruce .
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Thanks, @Thunderfinger. I think.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Halle Berry had her own Christmas traditions.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Congrats @RichardTheBruce ! 🍸
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Having settled on a white cat, Blofeld had to find a use for the 50 black cats he auditioned.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Young Franz Oberhauser (lower right) displayed a disturbing form of holiday spirit.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Christmas Jones married Shady Tree. Now Shady and Christmas Tree celebrate christmas with a shady christmas tree.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Henchcats served many purposes.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I'm gonna move this along, to allow more seasonal contributions.

    And the winner is:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Halle Berry had her own Christmas traditions.
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    @Thunderfinger it's back to you.

  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Christmas Jones married Shady Tree. Now Shady and Christmas Tree celebrate christmas with a shady christmas tree.

    I was betting on this being the winner, but either way congrats @Thunderfinger
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks! What an honour. I haven t seen anything about it in the news yet, but I will take your words for it.

    New contest:
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Emboldened by the Empire article, Tom pushed back on Jerry's criticisms of Barbara Brocolli.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Are we owned by Disney yet?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Cartoon characters Tom (as Franz) and Jerry (as James) appeared in early Spectre storyboards
    used to pitch the Blofeld-as-stepbrother idea, apparently to soften the acceptance
    of a potentially divisive concept.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After being locked in the house all day, Tom finally became gay.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Tom's impassioned medley of "Die Another a Day"/"Another Way to Die"/"Writing's on the Wall"
    made Jerry throw up a little in his mouth.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Blofeld’s cat has told me if I want to be in the Evil Cat Hall of Fame I’ve got to stop chasing you around for 80 years and just eat you ...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited January 2020 Posts: 45,489
    Jerry missed Tom after Mammy Two Shoes got him stuffed.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Jerry was horrified as Tom gave him an exclusive rendition of Ed Sheeran’s ‘No Time to Die’ theme song ...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    After Jerry blurted out his true identify as a Russian agent,
    Tom had no reservations about eating him.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    After Jerry blurted out his true identify as a Russian agent,
    Tom had no reservations about eating him.

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    @RichardTheBruce , you win this.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I liked the stuffed Tom one. I got this.

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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Blofeld’s cat demanded decisive action be taken when the Siamese Fighting Fish were accidentally fed growth hormone ... only one man was up to the job ...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond could not believe that Le Chiffre actually cut it off.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Chanteuse quickly adapted to his catnapped state and life in Jamaica.
    Even so, he longed to return to London and Q's flat.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Long gone were the days of Cubby Broccoli cooking pasta on location for all to enjoy.

    During recent filming in Jamaica, tabloids reported cast and crew
    were left to fend for themselves.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    With the Jinx spin-off being officially dead in the water, Daniel suggested a new spin-off with Bond and Q’s cat joining forces to fight crime ... principal shooting on ‘007 and Kitty Q’ begins next month.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After winning all those chips, and also this fish, from Le Chiffre, the day was a success.
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