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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    After his morning Muay Thai session, Max reviewed the surveillance footage of May Day's late-night rendezvous with Mr. St. John-Smythe.

    Damn it, this is gold.

    Haha, thank you, I try. :D
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    After his morning Muay Thai session, Max reviewed the surveillance footage of May Day's late-night rendezvous with Mr. St. John-Smythe.
    Excellent.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "You know... WHOO HAA... that is... my Pacino... impression."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Thomas Newman is doing his third Bond score?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Are people already done? I will give it a little longer before judging.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "They disagree with my post???"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Zorin was a bit upset by the fact that he was playing this round of Russian Roulette solo.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "How can they mess up the characters like that??? They don t understand this franchise!!! I will show them !!!!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    These bullets are made for Walken.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Zorin may have been a genius, his aiming was misereable...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Ok, I will judge this today

    3rd place and the winner of an orange:
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "You know... all I wanted... was an Orange."

    2nd place and winner of a cruise around the world:
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Zorin was a bit upset by the fact that he was playing this round of Russian Roulette solo.

    Winner gets to provide next picture, and I have picked you this time, @mattjoes. Excellent wordplay.
    mattjoes wrote: »
    These bullets are made for Walken.

    Thanks to everyone else as well, you all did good.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I was going to burn the place down since I didn't win, but I suppose I can settle with a cruise round-the-world. Great picture choice for this round, too.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Thank you, @Thunderfinger.

    Okay, let's try this one.

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Robert Brownjohn had to yell "Cut!" when a young Roger Moore, fresh off the set of The Saint and feeling extra libidinous, ran onto the set of FRWL. Again.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Bond was enjoying himself, until he noticed the sausage-shaped hump contained within the woman's skirt.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Mrs. Messervy: "oohh... ahhh... that is nice, James. A little further...MILES!!?? You home so soon?"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Saida was still missing Bill Fairbanks and suddenly realised that all other British agents just sucked.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Bond couldn't believe how real these new inflatable dolls felt.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Five terrific contributions... but is that it? Come on, there must be more witticisms left to choose from!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Horny as hell Mooresquito.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    At that moment, Bond realised he had swallowed an extra strong laxative, and not the bullet.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When it came to female anatomy, Bond was really an imbecile.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    What the...? His tongue was coming out her ass.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    liposucktion old style
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    I'll wrap this up in a few hours, if that's all right with you, fellow users.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Okay, it's been a week now. Closing time!

    These are all terrific captions, really. It was a tough decision to make.

    The honorable mention goes to @Some_Kind_Of_Hero, with that witty retelling of Bond history:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Robert Brownjohn had to yell "Cut!" when a young Roger Moore, fresh off the set of The Saint and feeling extra libidinous, ran onto the set of FRWL. Again.

    Third place goes to @Thunderfinger, for this superb combination of bizarreness and utter stupidity:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    What the...? His tongue was coming out her ass.

    Second place goes to @j_w_pepper and this terrific bit of wordplay:
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Saida was still missing Bill Fairbanks and suddenly realised that all other British agents just sucked.

    And the winner is... @Thunderfinger. I can just about picture Bernard Lee telling 007 "you owe me an explanation". Cue eyebrow raise.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Mrs. Messervy: "oohh... ahhh... that is nice, James. A little further...MILES!!?? You home so soon?"

    Thanks to everyone for playing. Take it away, @Thunderfinger.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Honored to be classed honorable.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks a lot. Let s stick to Sir Roger.
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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    James and M did a little taste test of the strange chemical found in Drax's lab, only to realize it was pure acid.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Madam Prime Minister, you suck."
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