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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Everyone agreed, Barbara Bach was a little overdressed for the occasion.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    One way or another, Kiel was getting that bikini off.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Great! Keep at it.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    The chain indicated to Barbara that she was going to be Kiel-hauled.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Barbara was so focused on scrubbing the grout out of the floor tiles that she didn't realize Richard was approaching until the giant shadow fell over her.

    Richard: "Sorry to trouble you, Barbara, but would you mind helping me hang the chandelier in the foyer?"

    Barbara: "Why sure, Richard! What are friends for?"

    They were going to have this place looking spic and span and fabulous for their friend Roger in no time!
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    **BREAKING NEWS** - First pictures leaked from the new, spin off, James Bond porn parody - Barbara Bach as Agent XXX in On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

    *This could have been much ruder, but this community is not the place for that.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Kiel: "This is for you."
    Bach: "Damn, I hate chain mail"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This is already a good round.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Kiel impresses the ladies by displaying a visual aid of the length of his manhood.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Barbara suddenly remembered her husband's band once sang, "Chains...my baby's got me locked up in chains...", and she couldn't help but shiver.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bumping this.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    "sorry Barbara, I just tried to flush the toilet, but i sometimes don"t know my own strength"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Sweetheart, I said grab MY pistol, not any old pistol."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I plan on judging this by the weekend, folks. All good so far.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Barbara just didn't get Richard's 'Chinese' in Charades
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    No, Richard, you're mistaking me for someone else. The girl from Story of O will be in the next movie.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Woof! (lest anyone ask: cf. the Blofeld's Cat Cap Con thread)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Keep going. Judging on Sunday. You may be the lucky winner.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Which Sunday?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I am waiting for @Dragonpol to judge that other contest first. It has been months. This has just been a couple of weeks.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    OK, I hope he is aware of that link.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    What the hell. Can t wait for that senile Irishman.

    In 3rd place:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Everyone agreed, Barbara Bach was a little overdressed for the occasion.

    In 2nd place:
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    "sorry Barbara, I just tried to flush the toilet, but i sometimes don"t know my own strength"

    And the winner of this round:
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    One way or another, Kiel was getting that bikini off.

    @Creasy47, the stage is yours.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Woo, honored to be honored!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Let's get this next round started:

    29-behind-the-scenes-james-bond.jpg
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Is that what you call a "Renault 5 1/2"?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    George still had it. He sold Roger the car.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Roger, you were asked to nip down to the shops for a pint of milk... where's the rest of the car?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited May 2017 Posts: 45,489
    29-behind-the-scenes-james-bond.jpg

    The cabbie just wouldn t let it go.

    "MA CA MA CA MA CA MA %¤/&%¤(/% CAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Amidst the flock of gathering photographers, even Roger Moore had to pause mid-chase in his halved Renault and ask, "Just where did you get those fabulous pants?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The unfortunate train incident had its positives and negatives.

    "The insurance company does NOT cover M and Moneypenny in the back seat, but it DOES cover the car!"
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