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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    4EverBonded wrote: »
    Heavens, have you been watching some dark and grim TV shows, Creasy? ;)

    Ehh, a little 'True Detective,' a little 'Fargo.' You know me. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    4EverBonded wrote: »
    Heavens, have you been watching some dark and grim TV shows, Creasy? ;)

    *COUGH* True Detective *COUGH*

    And yes, that counts as an entry. ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    PERS008.jpg?1316634447

    "Why is there a pig in your bed, Roger?"

    "Uhm, ah, Miss Piggy here is a family friend who needed to sleep over. "

    "Right..."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 13,916
    Roger: "You'll have to forgive Tony, he's wearing a dead Ostrich on his head."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger:"Can you remove that double lamp from Tony s head, doctor?"

    Tony:"Please, I had a really bright idea and just cannot get it out of my head."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Judging on this?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Judging first thing tomorrow - get your last entries in, folks. :)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2014 Posts: 12,459
    Hmmm. No Blofeld in drag connection yet ... ? :-?
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Rog and Tony debate the best method in using the judo chop on wrong 'uns. Tony prefers the 'open finger' method, while Rog prefers the classic 'closed finger' method.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tony and Roger rejoice in petting the former's invisible unicorn he supposedly had imported to the UK via Romania.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Look what QBranch came up with, a colour tv."

    "Colour? What is that?"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2014 Posts: 12,459
    OK, time to judge this. :) Thanks for making me laugh, everybody.

    And bear with me - here is my own entry (I can't resist since I thought of it when I first saw this photo):
    Roger: "I keep telling you that Blofeld was already cast in DAF. Honestly, Tony, ever since Some Like It Hot you've been trying out for every part that lets you dress like a woman."
    Tony: "What can I say? I enjoy walking like jello on springs."

    (Which, granted, if you have not seen the film will just be confusing.)

    Anyway, on to the judging:

    Two runners-up
    @Creasy47 with:
    "Roger: "Welcome to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. This will be your permanent residence from here on out."

    and @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with:
    Tony: "So Roger, how about giving me Jane Seymour's number like you promised?"
    Roger: "I'll do it, but only if you give me the name of your hairdresser first."

    and in first place, this round's winner is:

    Thunderfinger, with:

    Bond brought Miss Moneypenny a surprise guest on her birthday.
    When she saw Liberace in the doorway, she nearly fainted.

    Thanks, chaps, and now it's Thunderfinger's turn! :-bd
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wow again. Thanks, @4EverLovely. I will look for a picture even though it is past bedtime. If the first does not work (as per my luck) I shall find another. And another and another.

    COMING UP:
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited July 2014 Posts: 45,489
    roger-moore-bond-bestest.jpg
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Daniel chose Roger's book signing event to take up a rather strong point with Roger regarding his new book, The Roger Who Loved Me. It seems Daniel's mom was mentioned at some point ... in a rather personal/romantic way.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger wanted to test the theory that pen was, indeed, mightier than the PPK. Or was it the sword? Maybe...maybe it was the sword. Either way, Rog brought a pen to a gunfight.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Hehe, thanks. Great start, I hope this picture can generate some moore puns. Signing out, see you all tomorrow.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
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    Roger was way too aloof! to be concerned by Daniels aggressive behaviour. Plus Roger has a book which can be used as a multitude of lethal weapons to incapacitate any incoming attack.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Roger: "Daniel is good, but he's no Sean Coonery".

    Daniel: "This is for Moonraker Roger".

    Roger: "Where's that part in this book about walking through the valley of the shadow of death"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Roger's public reading of Pierce Brosnan's autobiography was rudely interrupted.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Great going, keep it up.

    "And make sure you write: To my best friend @barryt007. You hear?"
    "Ehm...Yes, son."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Roger thought it might be fun to convert to Islam and was about to study the Qur'an until he heard a voice say:

    "Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    After ghost writing the final draft of Die Another Day, not everyone was happy to see Roger take over script duties from John Logan on Bond 24...
  • jobojobo
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    After months of intense investigation, Dan finally discovered who had been responsible for the rumours of him needing a facelift for Bond 24...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Daniel had to stop Roger by any means possible. He wasn't prepared to have him spoil the ending to "Fifty Shades of Grey".
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Dan : M dosent mind you making a little money on the side she would however prefer it if you did not include her in you sordid little stories
    Rog : actually my first attempt at the book was quite difficult
    the second was
    Dan : Considerably worse .
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Roger was put under more pressure than normal to make sure he coloured within the lines...
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    roger-moore-bond-bestest.jpg

    Don't sign it Rog!!! You are so much better than a doorman for a department store!!!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The pen is mightier than the gun.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
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    Roger - No no stop rolling the film, not good enough Daniel. Take 23!
    Daniel - bloody hell Roger did you watch the latter Bond movies you made!
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