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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    OK, folks, let's progress to "Is Bond a Code Name"! (Just kidding, but no more political stuff from me until someone else starts.)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Well obviously we need to start chatting about Daniel's HAIR.
    Specifically for Bond 25. This topic is urgently in need of being resurrected and I cannot believe it is not a hot bed of comments on it right now ... ;)
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    I just hope his hair isn't too short in B25!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Thank you. Because I wake up thinking about Daniel's too short hair in Skyfall and that is the ONLY criticism I have of the entire film. It now haunts me what decisions will be made for Bond 25 and his hair. And who decides that anyway?? I need to know. (Well, it is still April 1st somewhere in the world ...) ;) Oh and then the too-tight suits. But absolutely Bond 25 must have his hair just right.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited April 2019 Posts: 17,302
    4EverBonded wrote: »
    Thank you. Because I wake up thinking about Daniel's too short hair in Skyfall and that is the ONLY criticism I have of the entire film. It now haunts me what decisions will be made for Bond 25 and his hair. And who decides that anyway?? I need to know. (Well, it is still April 1st somewhere in the world ...) ;) Oh and then the too-tight suits. But absolutely Bond 25 must have his hair just right.

    I hope you don't lose sleep over his short SF hair :))

    To use a different example than a Bond one, I quite like his hair in TGWTDT. It doesn't hurt Craig's looks to have some length to it, and they can use various hair products to keep a nice shape. The shorter hair makes him look less Bondian, IMO.

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited April 2019 Posts: 40,492
    Since we are on the topic, I do prefer him with longer hair. His hair was perfect in QoS.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    QOS is flawed for me BUT his hair looks darn good, yes.
    I like his hair in above photo, too. Just give him some length, please!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Follicly, Craig's finest was QOS and SP. In CR the 'do was too inconsistent. For example: it looks exemplary in M's apartment, but deplorable at the embassy (if we're taking into account the action it saw). Such a waste...

    Rating the hair:

    CR: fair
    QOS: flair
    SF: bare
    SP: Yeah!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    You guys wanna Talk about Hair? Why not Talk about the big elephant in the Room then:

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    Someone should have told him that Bird never make nest in bare tree!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    My chest hair is more like Brozza's, but not as dark. Nevertheless, I'd feel naked without it.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.

    Maybe Craig should, in his last scene, retire there.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    00Agent wrote: »
    You guys wanna Talk about Hair? Why not Talk about the big elephant in the Room then:

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    Someone should have told him that Bird never make nest in bare tree!

    Elephant in the room? You mean Connery's hairpiece?

    Seriously though, I'm proud of my chest hair. Not at Connery, Brosnan or Austin Powers levels, but certainly more than Craig. Now I just need to buy a Scottish accent. I'm saving money for one.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited April 2019 Posts: 5,185
    mattjoes wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    You guys wanna Talk about Hair? Why not Talk about the big elephant in the Room then:

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    Someone should have told him that Bird never make nest in bare tree!

    Elephant in the room? You mean Connery's hairpiece?

    Seriously though, I'm proud of my chest hair. Not at Connery, Brosnan or Austin Powers levels, but certainly more than Craig. Now I just need to buy a Scottish accent. I'm saving money for one.

    I had earned a little money on the side, and started doing a course for scottish, but it's too hard for me and now I'm bleeding money. I'm not gonna last much longer. You have a better chance. I'll stake you.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    "The man's part gorilla!"
    - Craig Ferguson
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited April 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Here for the first time, see Seanboro, strangest man ever born to live. He was captured near Edinburgh, Scotland, and is believed to be part of a cruel, inhuman experiment. This beautiful man will be locked into a steel cage, and right in front of your eyes will change very slowly into a ferocious 450-pound gorilla.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Ferocious, but I'm sure he's very kind to his mother.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    She likes to think so.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Gorillas always make the best recruits.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited April 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Well, I understand gorillas have a very short life-expectancy¹, so your mistake will be short-lived.

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    ¹) https://seaworld.org/animals/all-about/gorilla/longevity/
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    So you want Connery to be half man, half gorilla.
  • barryt007barryt007
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    A good actor should always be able to ape people professionally.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Roger Moore was aping Sean Connery in Octopussy.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited April 2019 Posts: 5,185
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Roger Moore was aping Sean Connery in Octopussy.
    Damn, beat me to it :)) i was just about to post:

    After being told for years that he couldn't reach Connery's greatness, Roger resorted to drastic measures.
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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Roger Moore was aping Sean Connery in Octopussy.
    Damn, beat me to it :)) i was just about to post:

    After being told for years that he couldn't reach Connery's greatness, Roger resorted to drastic measures.
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    Oh, very good! :))

    And you know what they say. Great minds ape alike.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Roger Moore was aping Sean Connery in Octopussy.
    Damn, beat me to it :)) i was just about to post:

    After being told for years that he couldn't reach Connery's greatness, Roger resorted to drastic measures.
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    Oh, very good! :))

    And you know what they say. Great minds ape alike.

    Cheers.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Craig in SF.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
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    Craig in SF.

    He found thallium in his cellphone. It's done its job.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Well, the thallium would suggest that someone doesn't like him very much.
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  • barryt007barryt007
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    This just in !!!

    SEAN CONNERY AND JAMES STEWART'S SECRET WEDDING FINALLY REVEALED :

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