USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited March 2019 Posts: 5,121
    Please, Spare me the Freud. I might as well ask you if all the vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the candidates you've rejected.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Hamburg, near the Atlantic Hotel
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    If it's 69, you were expecting me.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,060
    50 baht, pretty lady. *hic*
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    My hobby. The strategy and tactics of the world's historic battles. Afghanistan. The Northwest Frontier. 1895. The initial trial of the first automatic machine gun... 303 Caliber Maxim. The King's Royal Rifles - they whacked out a vastly superior force. Kept the British in Afghanistan for another 25 years. Now, what you Russians need over there, nowadays, is the equivalent of a modern Maxim.
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    Mojito?
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ocean Club, Bahamas.
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    Thank you both for your help. My name is Kamran Shah. Please forgive the theatricals, it's a hangover from my Oxford days.
  • BennyBenny Perth, Western AustraliaModerator
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    "Yes, I was looking for the bar."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,121
    Hire me or fire me, it's entirely up to you.
  • BennyBenny Perth, Western AustraliaModerator
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    "I don't know, what am I drinking?"
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Oops.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Then can you think of a reason why we can't go for a drink afterwards?
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    edited April 2019 Posts: 4,373
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... you show up at a job interview drunk



    i always take a glass in the morning.. you should try it, adds a sparkle to the day..
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,121
    Your predecessor kept some cognac in the top...
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing South Florida
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    You should try it. It reallly lends perspective
  • mgeoff88mgeoff88 At a nice safehouse in Rome... Erm... Bay Area, CA
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    Never mind that! Go and get the brandy, huh?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Funny stuff, guys. Here's another one:

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... YOU ACCIDENTALLY WALK INTO A SAUNA WITH PIERCE BROSNAN
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "For your eyes only, darling."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,121
    "You don't need the gun, commander..."
  • NicNacNicNac Moderator
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    That's my lunch!
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "Alright. Alright. Keep your hair on."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,060
    Good morning, Mr. Bond. For once, you're exactly where I want you.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
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    Why is Pierce Brosnan always the subject of this thread :))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Why is Pierce Brosnan always the subject of this thread :))

    I doubt that he is. Roger, Sean and the others have been featured here as well. ;-)
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,141
    Wow, now there's a mouthful.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,121
    I know what you're doing. You are just trying to show off the size of your...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger The dying flutchman
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    It is to be handled with special care.
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    Beg your pardon? Forgot to knock.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
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    I've looked forward to this moment, Mr. Bond. I intend to enjoy it to the full...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I...love you.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
    Posts: 3,710
    I could stay here forever.
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