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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Getafix finally became a mod.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Brosnan: "But I don't want to be put in the Chamber of Horrors!"
  • vzokvzok
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    "And I'll be wanting those X-Ray specs back."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Creasy bought his own birthday present this year.
  • vzokvzok
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    Lee Tamahori: "OK, and as Pierce exits put a Wilhelm scream over the top of it."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The funeral of George Lazenby became a scandal.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    All right, folks, submissions died down after a bit of a rise this weekend, so it's time to judge these captions.

    Honorable mentions go to these amusing additions:
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Brosnan took the Brexit vote result very badly.
    MayDayDiVicenzo wrote: »
    Miss Moneypenny stuck to her word and had Bond thrown out of the workplace for sexual harassment.

    Now, the top three...

    Entering the third position this time around is @jake24, with these great captions:
    jake24 wrote: »
    "You want some of this, bitch?? Huh? You want a piece of me??"

    The director had to pull an angry Pierce back after he decided to dart towards Barbara Broccoli, who was giving him the finger from a distance.
    jake24 wrote: »
    "What do you think your doing?? You can't arrest me for trying to bring a bloody knife on a plane!!! Do you know who I am?? I was James bloody Bond!!!"

    "Was. You were replaced by that blond douchebag, remember?"

    Not far ahead in the second place spot is @MajorDSmythe with a submission suggesting an act on Pierce's part that the actor may have actually considered following his axing:
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "I swear, I only want to see how my old colleagues are. There is absolutely no truth in your suggestion that I would tamper with an acetylene torch to burn down the set and halt filming Casino Royale."

    And finally, taking first place is none of than @Thunderfinger, who took the contest and ran with it due to an endless string of hilarious captions, my favorites of which are below:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The cinema guard misunderstood the reaction when Brosnan finally got to see Craig as Bond, and performed the Heimlich Manoeuvre on him. Meanwhile his date was kidnapped.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Don t you know who I am? I am James Bond!"

    "Yeah? And I am Dick Tracy, and we just can t take another ABBA song. This is a fancy diner."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "PLEASE, GOD! SAY THAT IS SALAMI IN YOUR POCKET!"
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Brosnan gets thrown out of Sotheby s after trying to sell his autograph and locks of his hair.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    From an alternative universe, where Fleming was supervising Brosnan s screen test.


    Well done, @Thunderfinger. The torch is passed on to you.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks a lot for that! Let s take a look at what Jaws is up to this time.

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    During the quiet hours on the set of The Spy Who Loved Me, it was customary for the cast to unwind with a bit of hide-and-seek. In this photo, the beautiful Caroline Munro smiles wide as she uncovers Roger Moore's genius hiding place. Not a moment too soon either, as Richard Kiel had been getting a bit too excited for Sir Roger's taste while looking at Munro in her bikini.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Kiel: "It's rather hard isn't it?"
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    "Phwoah! Have you been working out?!"
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    Yes people, really EVERYTHING is big with JAWS
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    "Now there's a mouthful!"
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    NicNac is doing his thing in there!
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    "The Brosnan era scriptwriters would have a field day with this!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Just like the TARDIS, Kiel's pants are bigger on the inside.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    On the set of The Spy Who Loved Me, Richard Kiel and Caroline Munro decide to put on a little magic show for the rest of the cast and crew. Here, we see Munro as she is just about to climb into Kiel's trousers for a vanishing act. Where she disappears to is anybody's guess...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Jaws: "Just step inside and we'll have a good time!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Killing is great exercise.

    And those are all great captions so far.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    "It's not only those metal teeth that could do some real damage!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Kiel showed Caroline what going commando really meant.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Keep him coming. Already had a few laughs.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Lewis Gilbert made the decision to make Jaws a mute after he discovered Richard Kiel spoke with the voice of a little girl. I'm sorry, that wasn't funny at all. This is Michael G. Wilson by the way. I should probably just concentrate on making good movies. Noodles. Stupid auto-type. Noodles. Noodles. Damn it. Toodles.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    Despite some great suggestions from his henchmen, Stromberg still felt a ship would be the best place to keep nuclear submarines.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Keep it up, lots of good entries.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    "And this year's Slimming World Biggest Loser is...........Richard Kiel!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited October 2016 Posts: 10,588
    Kiel: "We're half way there. Are we doing this or what?"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited October 2016 Posts: 10,588
    Lewis Gilbert: "Caroline, throw on some clothes. Richard, you can keep my pants."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Gilbert: "Caroline meet Richard. Or is that dick? I'm a little confused."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Here s the pic again.
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    Jaws put the Bomp in the Bomp Bomp Bomp
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