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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Lea "Monica, stand up straight god dammit, you're embarrassing us!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Daniel instantly regretted wearing a white shirt under his tux when Léa and Monica simultaneously disgorged their open-bar vodka martinis down his front.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Monica: "Oh Léa, thank goodness you're here. Is my lipstick smudged?"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Craig let out a smirk of satisfaction as he realized just how ridiculously on-point that Axe commercial was.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Daniel gave "hypnosis lessons".
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »

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    "Better make that three..."

    Daniel thinks he has just had an accident?!!!! :))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    All right folks, I've decided to judge this now after entries have died down. The participation this time was great, with so many good captions. Great work to all!

    Some honorable mentions:
    Shark_0f_Largo wrote: »
    DC: "As if I didn't have enough problems."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    They were constantly talking behind his back, but never got the hang of it.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Daniel: "OINK!"

    In fourth place, we've got @MajorDSmythe with these suggestive captions:
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "I've seen this before, though I woke up afterwards. But now it's happening for real."
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "Alright ladies, whose up for a game of find the Mars bar?"

    In third place is @MayDayDiVicenzo with a movie title I would love to see brought to life:
    MayDayDiVicenzo wrote: »
    DANIEL CRAIG as JAMES BOND 007 in...THE THIRD WHEEL

    In second place, it's @Some_Kind_Of_Hero with these side-splitters:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Daniel: "Ladies, ladies...there's enough bow tie here for everyone."
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    RED CARPET AFFIRMATIONS
    Léa: "Okay gang, just remember, no matter what they have to say about Spectre we are still movie stars. No matter how ugly it gets in there tonight, just recite to yourself 'I'm good enough, I'm strong enough, and gosh darn it people like me.' Now let's get out there and have a premiere!"

    Daniel: "Great. My wrists are presoaked. Now does anyone have a pair of shears I can borrow?"
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Daniel instantly regretted wearing a white shirt under his tux when Léa and Monica simultaneously disgorged their open-bar vodka martinis down his front.

    And finally, taking first place and running with it is @jake24 whose dirty mind produced an endless list of comical and clever captions:
    jake24 wrote: »
    Léa: "Tastes...like strawberries."
    Monica: "I wouldn't know."
    Craig: "I would."
    jake24 wrote: »
    Monica: "Oh Léa, thank goodness you're here. Is my lipstick smudged?"
    jake24 wrote: »
    Craig let out a smirk of satisfaction as he realized just how ridiculously on-point that Axe commercial was.
    jake24 wrote: »
    Craig watched in awe as his erotic fairytales were finally becoming reality right before his eyes. Then he glanced to his right. Rachel was giving him the stern wife look.

    Well done to everyone and especially @jake24, who does the honors next. =D>
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Thanks for the honor, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7! It goes to show what a dirty mind will get you in life. Give me a couple hours to find a picture.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Alright, folks. Let the mayhem begin.

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  • CASINOROYALECASINOROYALE Somewhere hot
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    jake24 wrote: »
    Alright, folks. Let the mayhem begin.

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    "All in favor of a fifth Brosnan film say I"

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Lost footage has been uncovered from Brosnan's fifth Bond film, which was scrapped just a week into production when Daniel Craig signed on for the role. We see a shot of Brosnan as Bond in what was meant to be the film's pre-title sequence, where the secret agent posed as a cheerleader amongst a pack of pre-pubescent girls in order to stop a SPECTRE agent disguised as a varsity football player from poisoning the Gatorade (shameless product placement) at the refreshment table in an effort to wipe out a student body full of the children of Blofeld's greatest enemies.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Honored to place second, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7!

    For the new challenge, let's see...

    Continuing his trend of seeking off-kilter, against-type parts for his post-Bond career, Brosnan tackles his most challenging role yet: Mendes4Lyfe in the upcoming Aidan Turner biopic. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Brosnan's Bond got a little too excited from the sidelines while watching a weekend rugby match between the agents of MI5 and MI6.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    These are great so far. Keep them coming.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    During the staff meetings at danielcraigisnotbond, some felt the pep talks were a bit overdone.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Gimme a B. Gimme an R. Gimme an O..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Everyone got a bit embarassed when Pierce watched his own movies.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited November 2016 Posts: 13,894
    "Brosnan's Bond is the best. Better than all the rest. YAAAAYYYY WOOOOOO."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond told Moneypenny he was going to be a matador after he retired from the service, but the truth was very different.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    George Lazenby s funeral turned into a scandal.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Oh ooh oh, ah ah ah!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    James Bond caught two exotic birds in the West Indies with his bare hands.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Give me a B!
    Give me an A!
    Give me an R!
    Give me a B!
    Give me an A!
    Give me an R!
    Give me an A!

    Give me an I!
    Give me an S!

    Give me an A!

    Give me a B!
    Give me an I!
    Give me a T!
    Give me a C!
    Give me an H!

    Gooooo team!!!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Eh eh ehhhhhhhhh!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Brosnan always did enjoy getting his pom-poms out.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Keep them coming, folks.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    What's going on here?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond undercover in Sweden
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  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited November 2016 Posts: 10,588
    It's like a ghost town in here. Maybe it's my fault for choosing a somewhat uninspired picture.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Brosnan found out where Getafix lived.
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