Creasy47's Behind The Avatar Interview Thread With Agent_99 (Page 22)

1121315171822

Comments

  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
    Posts: 8,026
    I'd love to have a go at this @Creasy.

    However, one thing I'm pretty bad at talking about is myself!
  • Posts: 7,500
    Kerim wrote: »
    The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.



    Is that all you had time for before Grant arrived, or is there more?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,449
    Here is the first set of questions and answers from @Kerim!

    1.) How did you become interested in James Bond?

    My interest in the Bond films started as a teenager, which in the midst of the Roger Moore era. Moonraker was the first Bond film I saw in the theatres. It was the action and the risqué humor that captured my attention. As time passed and when video rentals became accessible, I was able to watch all of the Bond films. I had a greater appreciation for the series when I saw the earlier Connery films. Bond’s return in GoldenEye and Casino Royale were amongst my favorite cinematic experiences.

    I do have one funny story to share. I hadn’t quite left the nest yet when Octopussy came out. My mom almost stopped me from seeing Octopussy because she thought it was a “dirty movie” (porn film). Like that would stop me.

    2.) Of course with any high points in the series, we all have a low point. What are some of the low points for you in the EON series of James Bond films? Also, why do you feel that way?

    I think the low point was during the Dalton Era when EON was financially struggling and the end of the Brosnan Era. In no way do I blame Dalton for the lull of the late 80s. Dalton was under appreciated by the mainstream audience and for whatever reason, just didn’t connect with Dalton. It also didn’t help that 1989 was a banner year in cinematic films.

    Brosnan, to his credit, did the best with the cards that he had been dealt. Other than GoldenEye, his other films were just stinkers.

    3.) With SP just months away, tell us about your enthusiasm for it: have you followed production every step of the way, or are you still in the dark about things? What're you excited for and what aren't you looking forward to?

    SPECTRE cannot be released in the States soon enough for me. I’m looking forward to SPECTRE’s release more than I was with Skyfall. What excited me the most about SPECTRE was that Christoph Waltz was cast to play the lead villain. I loved him in Inglorious Basterds. If Waltz’s character in SPECTRE is anything like his Nazi character in Inglorious Basterds, SPECTRE is going to be among the classics. I try to minimize learning about aspects of SPECTRE other than what is publicly released prior to the film’s release. I did not look at the leaked script.

    4.) What are your thoughts on Sam Mendes returning for SP? This is the first time (since John Glen) that a director has returned to direct back to back Bond films.
    I think Mendes did a bang up job in Skyfall and was glad to hear that he is returning for SPECTRE. Mendes does an excellent job in character development, such as with Moneypenny in Skyfall. I expect that to continue with SPECTRE.

    5.) What would you like to see story wise with Bond 25? And what more do you think Daniel Craig can bring to the role?

    I’m kind of hoping they continue the Blofeld storyline in Bond 25. I know there’s rumblings of this being Craig’s last Bond film, but I would like SPECTRE to not be Daniel’s swan song. I wouldn’t mind seeing further character development with M, Q and Tanner.

    6.) What are your thoughts on each of the actors to play Bond? Also, who is your favorite? Least favorite?

    Let’s rank them.

    1. Connery – The original and the writer of the Bond character blueprints. I didn’t like that he became a parody of himself at the end, but his first four films stand the test of time for the Bond character.
    2. Craig – He proved that dirty blondes can be Bond in Casino Royale. Daniel may yet move into my #1 spot depending on how SPECTRE turns out.
    3. Dalton – Timothy deserved a better legacy. His two films, particularly The Living Daylights was as close to perfection to Fleming’s Bond as we got.
    4. Moore – Definitely the best person that played Bond. Despite the lighter tone of Bond, Roger could still bring a badass side out (TMWTGG, kicking Locke’s car off the cliff. Unfortunately did not age well with the role.
    5. Brosnan – Looked the part and did quite well for himself in GoldenEye. Unfortunately for Pierce. Did the best with what he was dealt with in the preceding three films.
    6. Lazenby – Great in the action scenes and with Tracy’s death scene. Would have preferred to see him in Diamonds are Forever over Connery.

    7.) What is your absolute favorite Bond film and why? What is your least favorite and why does it sit at the bottom of your ranking?

    Favorite: Casino Royale – A masterful job in modernizing Ian’s first novel. When I saw the African Rundown scene, Holy S**t I said to myself in the theatre. My mind was blown away. It was at that moment when I knew Casino Royale would be great and that the franchise had moved on from that DAD drivel. The chemistry between Craig and Eva Green was the best of any Bond/Bond Girl dynamic done. A solid cast all around. Not really a glaring flaw to be found in CR.

    Least Favorite: Die Another Day – What is there that hasn’t already been panned about DAD. It actually started out promising, but then became utter nonsense. Horrible acting, script and CGI brought it to depths lower than the Earth’s core below the Marianas Trench.

    8.) What are some of your thoughts on the other areas of Bond: Favorite novel? Favorite games? Favorite song and soundtrack?

    Novel: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service – The film was true to the novel. Fleming captured the joy in Bond chasing the one, stopping Blofeld, marrying Tracy, only to crash to sheer heartbreak when Tracy is murdered shortly after the wedding perfectly.

    Games: Never really played any of the Bond games. I heard GoldenEye was excellent. For those of you from the 80s generation, do you remember an arcade game called Sly Spy? Many elements of the Bond franchise were included. I don’t mind telling you I spent a lot of quarters on that game.

    Song: John Barry’s On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. I could hear that song on loop for the rest of my life and I would not be driven mad by the repetition.

    Soundtrack: Let’s stick with OHMSS. Throw in one of the greatest voices of all time, Louis Armstrong with John Barry’s brilliant instrumentals and you have a terrific one-two soundtrack punch that can’t be matched.

    9.) What are your favorite aspects of the Bond film series? And if you were able to bring something to the films/character what would you add to the series if you could? Or, rather, what would you bring back that we haven't seen in a while?

    For me, it’s the action, Bond’s interaction with the ladies and light humor that keeps me captivated.

    I would like to see the continuation of the character development. We all know the characters, but how did they get to where they are and why did they choose their current paths. We got it with Moneypenny and there’s still a lot we need to learn about Bond. This is part of the reason why I believe the Craig Era has been so successful.

    I would like to see a formidable henchman return to the series. Hopefully we’ll get it with David Bautista in SPECTRE.

    10.) If you could put yourself in one Bond film, which film would it be and why is that?

    I mentioned this in the thread a while ago, but it would be Thunderball. My time at the health spa would be a lot more enjoyable with Pat. I would get to dance with danger with Fiona. And I would also enjoy watersports with Domino. Not to mention staring down Largo during baccarat, swimming with the sharks, wild boat rides and some deep sea diving.

    Obviously I’m not going to say From Russia With Love for the simple fact that Kerim doesn’t make it to the end of the film.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    That was great, @Kerim! I can't wait to read the rest. :)
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    edited September 2015 Posts: 4,012
    I can't believe I was so late catching up with this thread I completely missed @4EverBonded's interview! It was a great one.

    I'm curious to read the rest of @Kerim's interview. Perhaps he can tell us about the salt mines! Or maybe not ;)

    By the way, I'm also available for an interview if anyone is interested :)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,449
    Absolutely, @Sandy, I'll add you to the list!! :)
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    Thanks @Creasy47!
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,421
    That was great! Can't wait for part 2.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,862
    Boring!
    What utter nonsense. I cannot believe I wasted time reading that...is what I'd say if this was from some one on the watching grass grow and viewing paint dry forum that I may or may not also be a member of.
    Wow @Kerim, you really have led a particularly fascinating life. And I'm more than happy to hear about it. Can't wait for the next Q & A's.
    Just let me get changed into my favourite jacket.
    Benz-Stripe-Suit-3.jpg
  • Posts: 1,181
    @Kerim Enjoyed your answers. I have had similar reactions when discussing Octopussy.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    edited September 2015 Posts: 4,399
    Ed83 wrote: »
    @Kerim Enjoyed your answers. I have had similar reactions when discussing Octopussy.

    i can't bring up the name of that movie without getting a giggle from at least one person lol.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,962
    Very nice interview indeed!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Yes, very interesting.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    @Kerim, you said:

    For me, it’s the action, Bond’s interaction with the ladies and light humor that keeps me captivated.

    All I can say is, for a guy named Kerim, I expected the "action" and "Bond's interaction with the ladies" [so daintily worded, dear Kerim] to be of prime importance.

    The appreciation of humor, though ...! Well, coming from a man so dour, somber, truculent, and who never cracks a smile (basically the biggest wet blanket on the forum) - I was a tad surprised.

    NOT.

    So yes, you can just flip what I said about you and humor upside down and you've got it right. ;)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited September 2015 Posts: 12,459
    And how many of us went to see Octopussy actually anticipating and curious about how on earth they could weave that title into the theme song? I did. And was quite let down when the lyrics were just about an "all time high." Kerim, I can easily believe your mom was not the only parent thinking that.

    Also, just to mention that I have a far greater appreciation for Tomorrow Never Dies than you do, @Kerim. I love that film. But I do appreciate what you said about Brosnan's last 3 films being basically crap on a plate, him doing the best he could with the material and co-stars.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Sorry everyone for the delay. Had a very tough week at work. Give me about 24 hours.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited January 2016 Posts: 40,449
    Just got to talking about this thread with another user, and since Kerim hasn't been online since we were in the midst of his interview, I'm giving this thread just one more shot. I've revived it too much (especially when there appears to be interest) in hopes of getting to know one another better, just for it to fall into the nether and not get continued. So, let's give it one more crack, and if the same thing happens again, I'll let it die peacefully.

    EDIT: Up next will be the legendary @DarthDimi! Look for his answers to the first set of questions in the coming days.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,421
    Nice! Great to see this thread revived.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 17,781
    Thanks for keeping this one going, @Creasy47!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,449
    Absolutely, @Dragonpol! It was a wonderful idea of @Benny's long ago and I've enjoyed getting to interview people, as long as it goes swimmingly with minor hiccups.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,144
    Kerim ? Has anyone seen or heard from him at all I do hope he's allright .
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,449
    The last time he was on was the last time this interview thread was still going on. He hasn't been active since September 2015.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 17,781
    I do hope @Kerim is OK and is back with us soon.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,449
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I do hope @Kerim is OK and is back with us soon.

    "He was buried with work."

    In all seriousness, he does manage to drop in and out here and there, I think his private life and occupation probably keep him so bogged down that his free time is spent in other ways, which is totally understandable. Hopefully he returns one day soon so I can continue to interview him.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I think it's a brilliant idea for a thread, helping to get to know
    some people a little better, I know many probably know each other
    from being here for years, while us newbies need a little help. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    @Creasy47, I spent a good hour or so just scrolling through this thread reliving some great memories, and in one of your interview responses you actually name Monica Bellucci as your dream Bond girl. Who'd have thought, fast-forwarding over two years later that your dream would become a reality. SP answered some of our plot prayers too from what I saw, namely with the return of Quantum, however brief. It's fascinating looking back a few years at what we wanted from the series and how we saw things developing, knowing what we do now.
  • Posts: 11,119
    Great topic! But will we have one interview every week?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited January 2016 Posts: 17,781
    Great topic! But will we have one interview every week?

    It would certainly be great if we could have this but it might be wishful thinking.

  • Posts: 11,119
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Great topic! But will we have one interview every week?[/quote]

    It would certainly be great but it might also be wishful thinking.

    If it's once a month, then certain forummembers have to wait for two years or more :-). If you want to keep this topic active, one has to be really active in it. And make interviews once a week :-).
Sign In or Register to comment.