James Bond story - add one sentence

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  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    Yes, it is funny everywhere.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Enemy of the state
    edited August 2015 Posts: 41,590
    Epilogue:

    With a circular towel movement, James Bond stretched out after his long overdue visit to the proctologist.
    (played by Bruce Glover)
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Suggest thread rejuvenation. Start fresh.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Enemy of the state
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    Suggest thread rejuvenation. Start fresh.
    Dogs have no say in this matter.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    *whimpers*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Enemy of the state
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    Stop chasing wabbits, and we will treat you better.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    *Growl* *Ruff!*
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    Hearing the familiar "Whooo!" from behind him, with a tightening of his stomach, 007 came to the realization as to who the identity of this rather eager proctologist was. Unfortunately, there was no cake bomb within sight.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond lit a Morland, sat back, and reflected on the day's events.
  • It was at times like this, holding his cigarette, he thought of Tracey
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    What was in his other hand made Moneypenny feel VERY envious!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2015 Posts: 11,528
    It was a ticket to Istanbul, where the moon shines on the Bosphorus and Christmas comes twice a year.
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    A smile appeared on his face when he thought about the whole Lektor-operation years ago, and his dear friend Kerim.
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    He always loved a big bang in Istanbul!
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    The train lights jangled as Bond stepped off with a hiss and he was in Instanbul, his contact approached...
  • edited December 2015 Posts: 7,064
    "Can you please explain why I'm here?" Bond asked Kerim's son. "I suddenly had a ticket to Istanbul, but for the sake of the plot it should be a more meaningfull reason for why I would go here".
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    "Yes sorry about that, it appears my father's vase of ashes has gone missing, please me help find it?"
  • Bond remembered he, too, lost trace of Tracy's ashes and felt compelled to oblige for the sake of solidarity.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Enemy of the state
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    It was a foggy night, so no one noticed Mr Wint waiting around the corner.
  • gumboltgumbolt Now with in-office photocopier
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    The reasons why Mr Wint was waiting around the corner on a foggy night are of no concern to a 21st century audience.
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    Mr Hinx however looked threatening even for the most hard core movie fans of modern times, waiting around the next corner.
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
    edited December 2015 Posts: 31,022
    But Hinx died. (I just realized that that could be misconstrued as a statement. No, that is the next line in the story).
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    Birdleson is a party pooper. (I just realized that that could be misconstrued as a statement. No, that is the next line in the story).

  • The story was getting so meta Bond started thinking for himself and wondered if he was Sean, George, Roger, Tim, Pierce or Dan.
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    And he decided that Sean had a nice way of bringing his Scottish ancestry to the fore.
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    "That'sh shettled" Bond said to himself. "Time now to ashessh thish messhy shituation with the ashesh".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Enemy of the state
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    Suddenly, Roger Moore woke up and realized it was just a dream.
  • gumboltgumbolt Now with in-office photocopier
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    Bond took his medication and felt the schizophrenia was under control. "This never happened to the other fella" he said to himselves.
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    In Cairo, Odd Job sighed.
  • edited December 2015 Posts: 4,325
    "That James Bond fella - doesn't know whether he's Scottish, Australian, English, Welsh or Irish."
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