James Bond story - add one sentence

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    Bond ripped his pants off and smothered the Aston to death.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    "Trying to smother an electronic intelligence to death, I see 00-zero?" said R, just entering the scene.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond noticed the toilet paper under R s shoe, but said nothing.
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    'I see you've noticed the toilet paper under my shoe, 007.'
  • edited September 2016 Posts: 1,405
    "The toilet paper lost it's virginity if you know what I mean"
  • edited September 2016 Posts: 4,325
    "R, I know what you mean. You mean you've had a first trial of the all new toilet paper that sticks to your shoe and is a modern day limpet mine. Ingenius."
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    "Incorrect Bond" ventured R " The toilet paper stuck to my finger and so missed the bowl when I shuck it off...clearly I trod in it when I left the cubical..Oh God, that explains the smell"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Meanwhile, strange sounds were heard from Ian Fleming s grave.
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    'Ah Mr. Fleming, we see you don't like that in the 1970s we paid roughshod to your novels, one day we will adapt them properly ... one day.'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Fleming shot a glance at tanaka 123 and spat on the ground.
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    And then said Tanaka 123, you are brilliant my son!
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    "Together we will exact our revenge on Lee Tamahori!" Fleming added.
  • And then they started singing Auld Lang Syne and then went "Happy new year, happy new year/ May we all have a vision now and then/ Of a world where every neighbor is a friend..."
  • QuantumOrganizationQuantumOrganization We have people everywhere
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    Meanwhile, Lee Tamahori hears all of this through his banana phone he stuck in Fleming's Wallet.
  • Despite all the musicality present in the scene, Lee avoided the impulse of singing "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone", as he feared they would hear him as well.
  • QuantumOrganizationQuantumOrganization We have people everywhere
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    Instead Lee incorporated banana phones into his latest Die another Day sequel fan fic.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited December 2016 Posts: 45,489
    The parody thread is so stupid. Glad things are more serious here.
  • QuantumOrganizationQuantumOrganization We have people everywhere
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    said Ian fleming in his grave while he was browsing mi6 for inspiration.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Looking grave Miss Givings took notes.
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    Boom.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    "Oh, right. There was a bomb here," thought the Aston, the only survivor due to its armor.
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