James Bond story - add one sentence

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Bond rushed to the cockpit with Felix in tow, and as he opened the curiously unlocked door, both of them gasped.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    There was no one in sight, and the windows were shattered.

    (Purvis and Wade, we need you badly!)
  • Bond quickly takes the captains seat and tries desperately to control the plummeting aircraft just as three fighter jets roar into view.
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    Putting all three between his lips, he tried to light the ends of all three as quickly as he could, then removed them from his mouth and aimed each carefully, as this "special blend" was a gift from his friend Tiger Tanaka of Japanese Intelligence, and each cigarette fired a miniature torpedo through the shattered windows capable of taking down each of the fighter jets.
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    OH MY GOD THIS IS-
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    ABOMINABLE!
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    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    OH MY GOD THIS IS-
    chrisisall wrote:
    ABOMINABLE!

    was Leiter's assessment of the situation.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    To Bond's amazement, Felix was able to land the plane handily on the nearest highway under construction, but the road as seen from the air turned out not to be what they saw at all.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    A gateway opened, and the plane was swallowed like an insect into the hollow ground beneath it.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    The plane continued its downward spiral as both of the wings were sheered off.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Bond looked up, assessing his height below ground: 20 feet.
  • dominicgreenedominicgreene The Eternal QOS Defender
    edited July 2015 Posts: 1,756
    Tunnel started spiralling, the angle of depth decreasing as the plane plunged downwards. The walls, which were polished metal, scrapes aggressively against the aircraft, causing it to rumble. The cockpits dialogue keeps ringing off; "WHOOP WHOOP - TERRAIN AHEAD - PULL UP - PULL UP". Bond aggressively pushes the break petals with no luck. The landing gear was broken. Now that he thought of it, the bottom of the aircraft was getting a little hot.
    "The bottom's disintegrating!" yelled Felix through the chaotic aurora.
    Bond tries to remain his cool, sweating while clinging for life onto the controls. All of a sudden, the bottom of the plane tears open, the floor a rapid blur of ground and fire. Bond and Felix hand into a latch at the side of their windows and hold their legs above the ground.

    All of a sudden, the plane dives off the tunnel into a large underground lake.

    Edit: sorry, added more than one sentence :D
  • ThomasCrown76ThomasCrown76 Augusta, ks
    edited July 2015 Posts: 757
    The presence of a strong odor mixture of sweat and urine inside the cockpit was nauseating.
  • edited July 2015 Posts: 6
    He tried to put his oxygen mask back on but it didn't work. The smell was just too strong.
  • ThomasCrown76ThomasCrown76 Augusta, ks
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    Bond felt his gag reflex become very evident in a way it had not been since that one memorable time with M in Tokyo

  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    "A sudden clarity of mind overcame him – in that split second of dread, Bond instantly realized what the whole damn point of it all was: his life was one of servitude, sacrifice and self-efficacy, a great big magnanimous exercise on how to bleed the very last drop of humanity from one man who may as well not even have existed at all…"
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    Chapter 3. MORNING BECOMES ELECTRIC
  • ThomasCrown76ThomasCrown76 Augusta, ks
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    For a split second, the fiery sensation in his groin might have convinced James Bond that his prick was on fire.
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    TC76--What is your point?

  • ThomasCrown76ThomasCrown76 Augusta, ks
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    Gonorhea
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The End.
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    Thanks Thunderfinger for ending the story. Urine, prick on fire, and gonorrhea are neither humorous nor witty.
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    Why?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It is funny in NSNA.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited August 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Epilogue:

    With a circular towel movement, James Bond stretched out after his long overdue visit to the proctologist.
    (played by Bruce Glover)
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Suggest thread rejuvenation. Start fresh.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Suggest thread rejuvenation. Start fresh.
    Dogs have no say in this matter.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    *whimpers*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Stop chasing wabbits, and we will treat you better.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    *Growl* *Ruff!*
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