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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Haha, just declare yourself the winner already.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2014 Posts: 13,977
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    Remington steals poodle
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Aww he's just so precious and spoilt."

    Said the poodle.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The producers had a hard time choosing the next Bond, but the two final contestants got along well.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Good morning, my pink retrievers. What kind of welfare shall the International Fund for Animals create in the world today?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    The contestants for the 'Most Coiffed Hair' award assemble.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was her right hand man.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Before Rod Hull & Emu, there was Pierce Brosnan & Dog.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The dog decided to let Brosnan know what it thought about his tenure as Bond by depositing a 'treat' in his hand...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Pink Poodle to White Rook- I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral where he'd like his dog delivered."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    EON had finally found a Bond villain with the same physical attributes and capabilities of Brosnan.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2014 Posts: 13,894
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    We have here, an unseen still from the screen test of The Living Daylights. Alas it was not to be, Broccoli assumed that audiences weren't ready for a Pink Poodle as Bond, maybe next time...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Now you know what I can do with my pinky finger, Pinky."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Whoops. Seems like someone washed his whites with his colours again!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited April 2014 Posts: 12,459
    Overheard on the set of TND:

    Pierce: "That stupid pampered self centered bitch! I'll never work with her again, even if she sits up and begs."

    Director: "Uh, Pierce ... Teri is standing right behind you."

    Brosnan: "Teri? But ... er... I was just talking about this little prissy darling! Always underfoot ... heh heh!" He quickly scoops up the nearby poodle.The make up artist steps up and takes her poodle back and walks away, shaking her head.

    Teri doesn't even glance at Pierce. She puts down her mirror and walks over to the catering table for a couple more sandwiches and an eclair, "And here I thought Pierce loved animals. You just never know what people are really like ... hey! Don't touch that, I'm the star here! I get the biggest eclair! It's in my friggin' contract!"

    Pierce and director look at each other and sigh. It was a looooooooooooong shoot some days on that film.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Seen here in a photo from the 1994 Westminster Dog Show, Pierce and his prized poodle Edward came to defend their title as Best in Show. However, not everything panned out as one would've hoped, due to some misbehavior on the main floor. One judge in the competition comments on the lack of respect shown by the pair:

    "It was bloody awful. I mean, you've seen the footage. He comes prancing out on the main floor, and just starts barking so loud me ears started to bleed. Next he gets into a low squat and literally lays down a deuce right in the middle of the bloody arena. I'd thought I'd seen it all but after that he went and mingled with the female dogs and began bending down, sniffing their arses like he was trying to mate or something. I've honestly never seen anything like it in all me days. And then there's Pierce's dog, who was just as bad, biting the judges and growling while showing its teeth."

    Both the owner and his dog had to be escorted by the security team at place in the stadium.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Look, honey! I bought a cat."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    This publicity photo from the set of Mrs Doubtfire 2 showcases Robin Williams incredible costume and make-up.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Kerim wrote:
    Thank you Willy. It's great to be a winner again.

    I hope this one hasn't been used yet, but it's time for some fun with Pierce and his friend. Show me what you got.

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    Brozza's take on how Blofeld should look in his era was soon thrown out by Babs and MGW!
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited April 2014 Posts: 5,080
    Here we have the poodle in which Pierce Brosnan decided to style his James Bond around. Friendly, feminine and more suitable for a beauty pageant.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Brosnan: "So, I live to dye another dog."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    The crew had played yet another cruel practical joke on Brosnan when they told him he was holding a real Pink Panther.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Look at this worthless bitch!"

    OR

    Brosnan on the set of 'The Expendables 4.' While he was excited for a big role in the film, he found out he would merely be grooming and taking care of Sylvester Stallone's dog.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Dante's Pink
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "in the pink".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited April 2014 Posts: 40,500
    Pierce in the 'Pretty In Pink' sequel, albeit a much different, more disgusting genre...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited April 2014 Posts: 28,694
    In this picture from the auditions for "Reservoir Dogs," Pierce clearly misunderstood why the character he was hoping to play was called Mr. Pink. Tarantino was not impressed.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was grateful to his career advisor. "To not look like a poodle, have a real poodle next to you. Make it a pink one to boost, and you will look manly in comparison. The Bond role might be within reach." Next thing you knew, Brosnan was Bond.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    BUMP!

    Will probably decide a winner in about 48 hours.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Pierce Brosnan gets ready for his new film release - The Fourth Poodle-col
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