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Daniel Craig needs facelift to continue as Bond?!!!

fanbond123fanbond123
edited June 2014 in News Posts: 1,661
I guess this should be placed in the 'absolute nonsense' file and never seen again, but, even so, it's one of the weirdest/funniest Bond items I've ever read...

https://www.showbizspy.com/article/277571/daniel-craig-needs-face-lift-reprising-bond-role.html

Longer item here:

http://www.classicalite.com/articles/8696/20140530/skyfall-daniel-craig-rachel-wiesz-marriage-update-007-splits-facelift.htm

Well if two sites are reporting it, it must be true! :D

Comments

  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited June 2014 Posts: 5,080
    We have already discussed this in the Bond 24 Production Timeline thread and Daniel Craig Appreciation and News Thread.
  • GermanladyGermanlady
    Posts: 6,601
    Yup, its done and dusted. Sorry, you too late.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Here you go:

    http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/5144/bond-24-production-timeline-what-to-expect-in-june/p147
  • CraterGunsCraterGuns
    Posts: 615
    DC just needs slightly longer hair... The U.S. Marine Corps buzz-cut he sported in SKYFALL was too short.

    (Although Bond DOES get a buzz-cut in the novel Live and Let Die once he arrives in the States...)
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    I find it sort of reassuring that nobody so far takes this piece of "news"seriously. It gives me hope in mankind.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2014 Posts: 17,804
    Germanlady wrote:
    Yup, its done and dusted. Sorry, you too late.

    You sound liked the Liparus captain there, @Germanlady!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Ludovico wrote:
    I find it sort of reassuring that nobody so far takes this piece of "news"seriously. It gives me hope in mankind.
    To give this its own thread is a bit rich. I still can't decide whether it's even fit for the rumour bin. But then, perhaps we have any early contender for 'Strangest Bond24 rumour'. Watch this face space...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sorry that I have nothing to say.
  • GetafixGetafix
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    It's funny, I was looking at a pic of him the other day actually wondering if he'd had a bit of a nip and tuck.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    If so it was a bad one.
  • GetafixGetafix
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    If so it was a bad one.

    They often are!

    My conclusion though was that he hadn't.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yours was good, though. (Thinking avatar, I know some would wonder unless I explained that.)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    I heard rumors he was getting some nip tuck done to bring his ears in back so they don't stick out as much.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Murdock wrote:
    I heard rumors he was getting some nip tuck done to bring his ears in back so they don't stick out as much.

    I hope I did not cause that. Sorry, Dan. Your ears are fine the way they are.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Exactly. Dan- stop touching your ear.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    QBranch wrote:
    Exactly. Dan- stop touching your ear.

    He may not read this, but just say it in a normal voice. With those ears, he can hear you.

    Oops, sorry again.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Dragonpol wrote:
    Germanlady wrote:
    Yup, its done and dusted. Sorry, you too late.

    You sound liked the Liparus captain there, @WillyGalore!

    I think you mean @Germanlady. ;-)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Germanlady wrote:
    Yup, its done and dusted. Sorry, you too late.

    You sound liked the Liparus captain there, @WillyGalore!

    I think you mean @Germanlady. ;-)

    No, @QBranch. @benny meant @Murdock.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    I heard rumors he was getting some nip tuck done to bring his ears in back so they don't stick out as much.

    I hope I did not cause that. Sorry, Dan. Your ears are fine the way they are.

    I hope that isn't true. Dan and I share the same ears (I call them homing signals) so if he goes and does this I'll start getting self-conscious about it. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,929
    Craig said it himself during CR: "I'm all ears".
  • GermanladyGermanlady
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    LOL, wouldn't it be a bit late anyway? They were thrown right into the face of the world already . ;)

    Brady, your ears are fine. One of your best traits
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Germanlady wrote:
    LOL, wouldn't it be a bit late anyway? They were thrown right into the face of the world already . ;)

    Brady, your ears are fine. One of your best traits

    Well, there are upsides. My ears sometimes pick up radio signals and allow me to listen to at least 11 SeriousXM stations free of charge at any given time.
  • ThighsOfXeniaThighsOfXenia
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    I gotta' say, he looked OLD in Skyfall. But I like an older Bond so what do I care.
  • talos7talos7 New Orleans
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    I think a facelift is a bit extreme but I do think they should pay special attention to his style and grooming with the objective being making him the look the best he can and not younger. There are two scenes that my girlfriend says that he looks his best; both are in Casino Royale. They are when Bond breaks into M's flat and when he is at dinner with Vesper following the card game. In both scenes his hair appears slightly darker, not black; it's short but not Skyfall short and his eyebrows are more visible and defined. One thing that I've heard several women say is that there are time that his brows are so light that it gives him a brutish appearance. The truth is Craig is not a traditionally handsome man so grooming is that much more important
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I say make his hair longer, exactly how it was in QoS. That haircut was perfect and suited his features well.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,330
    Craig's hair in CR was perfect for him.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    I say make his hair longer, exactly how it was in QoS. That haircut was perfect and suited his features well.

    Yeah, he looked great in that one.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,875
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Here you go:

    http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/5144/bond-24-production-timeline-what-to-expect-in-june/p147

    Thanks for the link @WillyGalore
    Continue in the thread as linked.

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