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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Bond: "Oddjob, do you like my sweater?"
    Oddjob: "...."
    Bond: "S-so do you like it? Please. It cost me a fortune, and I'm realllly proud of it."
    Oddjob: "...."
    Bond: "Right."
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    Creasy inspired me for this:

    *Bond makes his move, hitting the ball*
    Bond: oh, Oddjob. Did you liked this one?
    Oddjob: ...
    Bond: Thank you, I know, that was a wordless ball.

    ---
    Another one:

    *Bond prepares for his move*
    Bond: ...ThunderBAAALL!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2012 Posts: 13,992
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    here is the next caption picture:
    http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/181y21a1vxqfljpg/original.jpg
    Goldfinger - "You see, it's not such a hard game once you get into the swing of things."

    Bond - "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"

    Goldfinger - "By the way, Mr. Bond- I own this club. Are you impressed?"

    Bond - "I prefer the #1 driver, myself."
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    edited December 2012 Posts: 14,888
    "I shay, you are your caddy shhhould watch my back shwing there Goldfinger."

    "I know I'm handshhome, but watch the ball not me."

    "Thishhh mussht be a long par five. They're shhetting up lightshh for ushhh."

    Okay that'll do.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Oddjob: "I don't know which is more fascinating to stare at. Goldfinger's pants or Connery's only ball".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Kerim wrote:
    Oddjob: "I don't know which is more fascinating to stare at. Goldfinger's pants or Connery's only ball".

    I had a few good ones that involved Oddjob talking, but, y'know...

    Here's another.

    James Bond: "I haven't played in a while, so cut me some slack.
    Auric: "If your ball heads off in the woods, then no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to play it where it lieeeees! Ooh, good line, good line, I'll have to use that soon."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Goldfinger - "You must excuse my shrunken trousers, Mr Bond. Oddjob's an admirable caddy, but not a very good laundry hand."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Kerim wrote:
    Oddjob: "I don't know which is more fascinating to stare at. Goldfinger's pants or Connery's only ball".

    I had a few good ones that involved Oddjob talking, but, y'know...

    That's fair enough. I'll do a revision.

    Oddjob: "Eh....eh"

    Translation: "I don't know which is more fascinating to stare at. Goldfinger's pants or Connery's only ball".

    Now I just thought of a second one.

    Oddjob: "Eh......ehhhhhhhhhhh"

    Translation: "That reminds me, Goldfinger wanted me to clean his balls after we're done here".
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    edited December 2012 Posts: 816
    Bond: See that woman with the low neckline? *SWING*

    Goldfinger: Oh, you'll have to forgive OddJob, Mr. Bond. He's not a very good caddy, but he knows all the moves to Oppa Gangnam Style


    ...... and the Ketchup song

    Goldfinger: Mr. Bond, my balls are made of pure gold.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,894
    Thanks to 0Brady for getting this up and running again. Somehow this thread evaded my attention.


    Bond: "Do you expect me to Eagle thish?"
    Goldfinger: "No Mr Bond, I expect you to Double Bogie it."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Oddjob's thought: "If that's Mr. Goldfinger's explosive golf ball that he's letting Mr. Bond use on his practice swing, we're all in for a real treat."

    Bond: "Shayy, Goldfinger, are your balls made of gold, too?"
    Goldfinger: "Mr. Bond, don't get sexual with me!"
    Bond: "I, I washn't, I was shhpeaking of your golf ballshhh."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,992
    Dr. Stroke :-?
    From Turkey with Club
    Tenfinger
    Bunkerball
    You Only Chip Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Backspin
    Under Par Forever
    Live and Let Bare Lie
    The Man with the Golden Cut
    The Spy Who Loved Golf
    Greenraker
    For Your Eyes Bogie /:)
    Octobirdie
    Fairway Never Again
    A View to a Caddy
    The Divot Daylights
    Dog Licence to Kill
    GoldenIron
    Tomorrow Never Drives 8-X
    The World is Not a Rough
    Try Another Ace
    Eagle Royale
    Quantum of Slice
    Skyfore!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    These are all par for the course, mates. Keep swingin'!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,509
    Bond: "Thankshh to wonderful editing techniqueshh, it'll look like I'm holding a golf club. But if they only knew..."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Really let me have it gents. Judging this Saturday!
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    Goldfinger: "Let's see if you have the balls do do that, Mr Bond."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Last call gents. Judging within a day's time.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited December 2012 Posts: 40,509
    Bond: "Shayy, Goldfinger, let'shh make a bet: I make a hole-in-one, and you give me Oddjob as a personal assistant/caddie/hat-frisbee connoisseur."

    Oddjob: "Unnh?"

    Goldfinger: "....deal."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Alright gents, judging time. Though there can only be one winner, you all finished under par. Make your way to the country club and have a drink, on me. This week, @QBranch had the lowest score after 18 holes, with these magnificent entries:
    QBranch wrote:
    Bond - "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"

    Goldfinger - "By the way, Mr. Bond- I own this club. Are you impressed?"

    Bond - "I prefer the #1 driver, myself."
    QBranch wrote:
    Goldfinger - "You must excuse my shrunken trousers, Mr Bond. Oddjob's an admirable caddy, but not a very good laundry hand."
    QBranch wrote:
    Dr. Stroke :-?
    From Turkey with Club
    Tenfinger
    Bunkerball
    You Only Chip Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Backspin
    Under Par Forever
    Live and Let Bare Lie
    The Man with the Golden Cut
    The Spy Who Loved Golf
    Greenraker
    For Your Eyes Bogie /:)
    Octobirdie
    Fairway Never Again
    A View to a Caddy
    The Divot Daylights
    Dog Licence to Kill
    GoldenIron
    Tomorrow Never Drives 8-X
    The World is Not a Rough
    Try Another Ace
    Eagle Royale
    Quantum of Slice
    Skyfore!

    On to you, my dear @QBranch. =D>
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2012 Posts: 13,992
    Hey, thanks 0Brady! I'd be honoured to lead the next contest. Just out of curiosity and fairness, it would be great to see the 2nd/3rd place winners in future, as I thought there were some great entries worth mentioning. I'll try to get a photo up ASAP, agents- I'm just finishing my Martini at the 19th hole!

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2012 Posts: 13,992
    Okay folks, I think I've managed to find a worthy photo, Skyfall-related. Hope it will suffice. Judging in one weeks' time. Now, let the mayhem begin!

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  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    "Bereniece, quickly come up, we can't do this in public. My wife can't see us like this."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dan: "Wait, what's that? YOU have a palm reading gun too? Well, give it here so I can see if you're bluffing."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I don't know, I really don't

    As M said in Octopussy "I'm afraid there's not much to go on"

    Er, "You know what I can do with my four fingers and a thumb"

    (slinks off)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2012 Posts: 13,992
    Great entries so far, gents! Keep 'em coming!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    I don't know, I really don't

    As M said in Octopussy "I'm afraid there's not much to go on"

    Er, "You know what I can do with my four fingers and a thumb"

    (slinks off)

    The whole point of a caption contest is to make the magnificent out of the ordinary.

    Dan: "Yes, you heard right. That's FIVE more Bond films for me." :D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    What is not visible is that Daniel is massaging Javier's legs with his left hand.

    At the precise moment this picture is taken, Daniel is puzzled as to why Javier has a third leg.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dan to interviewer: "You see THIS (points to hand)? If I get any more Bourne related comments, Mr. Five Fingers is going to have a little get together with your face." >:/
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,888
    QBranch wrote:
    340665-craig.jpg

    "I've seen it five times, and even I think it's awesome."

    "Barbara I'm knackered...but...I'll give...you.... your five."

    "Pierce...Pierce....hang on. Slow down, you're going to hurt yourself...no wait.
    The critics and fans love it mate. I'm sorry."




  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    QBranch wrote:
    340665-craig.jpg

    Well, I've seen Merlin, Sherlock, Dumbledore, Iron Man, and Doctor Who do this pose, so it must be popular!
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