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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    This game is over. As usual, I enjoyed reading the silly stuff you came up with.

    RUNNER-UP - @RichardTheBruce:
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    George couldn't contain his joy upon hearing
    his Universal Soldier project was green-lit!

    WINNER - @CommanderRoss:
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    'Fraulein Bunt! Thank god! I finally found your room!'


    And, for this one time...

    SPECIAL AWARD HONORING EXTRAORDINARY INSOLENCE - @QBranch:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Those last few captions were great. It will be difficult for me to judge this round.

    ---

    You're chief of the boat, now, @CommanderRoss!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    This thread... why did you shut it down, @CommanderRoss?

    Ross, what have you done?!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited February 2022 Posts: 7,965
    mattjoes wrote: »
    This thread... why did you shut it down, @CommanderRoss?

    Ross, what have you done?!

    I'm very sorry guys, and very honored, but I've got to pass the shoe to the runner up. Currently I can only join in sporadically.

    I can see why you shot him
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Thanks for letting us know, Commander.

    @RichardTheBruce, you're it.

    I'm just waiting for you to tell me you can't do it either, which would leave @QBranch in charge :))
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 12,985
    Okay this is an unexpected reversal of fortune. Where I thought I was in the enviable position of recognized input with no further entanglement or responsibilities. So I'm mildly incensed and will revert to a method that seeks to avoid recurrence of the situation. I resolve to present the worst image of all 198 pages to date.

    Now we understand each other. And in the words of that old 1955 US paperback: You Asked For It!

    Don't let this happen again, please. All best, RTB.









    sexy_Madonna_eyepatch.jpg

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    And that's why Verity quit fencing.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    @RichardTheBruce was proud to wear an eyepatch as a fashion statement. Unfortunately, it affected his ability to correctly determine the worst image to date in BondCapCon.

    And with that caption, my chances of winning this contest have evaporated. So long!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Doooooon't rush to judgment on something like that until all the facts are in, @mattjoes. (That comment almost made you an instant winner.)

    But, no.




    Madonna chose an eyepatch.
    Some Bond fans would have preferred a facepatch.
    Or at least a mouthpatch.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    sexy_Madonna_eyepatch.jpg
    "Ed!"

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    "What?"
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    "I can still hear those drapes!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Madonna didn't consider the unwanted effect that everyone thought she was winking at them.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    For his tenth remake of Thunderball, Kevin McClory sought a big name for the role of Largo.
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    During the filming of her cameo in Die Another Day, Madonna shocked cast and crew when she wore her thong incorrectly.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 12,985

    What do you call Madonna with an eyepatch?
    Names.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,676
    Here's one for you, @RichardTheBruce (and other IMDb alumni):

    Verity, I say unto thee...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Oh that is genuinely funny, @j_w_pepper for those in the know. And don't post anything like that again. Ever.



    Why did Madonna only watch half of DAD?
    Because she was wearing a patch over one eye.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Verity, I say unto thee...

    I wasn't on the IMDb forums much, but for some reason, I remembered that phrase yesterday. And now I read it here. What is going on?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
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    Primodonna shall avenge her brother.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Verity, I say unto thee...

    I wasn't on the IMDb forums much, but for some reason, I remembered that phrase yesterday. And now I read it here. What is going on?
    It's best that name go unmentioned here. At least by me.



    Verity is here. To keep an eye on you.


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The "Margo" concept was an immediate fail.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Madonna got blindsided for a spinoff film
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited March 2022 Posts: 12,985
    sexy_Madonna_eyepatch.jpg

    No, Verity had not seen Gustav Graves.
    But yes, she would keep an eye out for him.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 12,985

    After the eye patch, Madonna had already decided
    her next shameless media stunt would seek masculinity.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I almost bought the album, but realized it must be pirated material.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Madonna's obsession ended during her first visit to a Stooges convention

    http://thecitydesk.net/2008/07/07/three-stooges-convention-turns-surprisingly-violent/


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Surprisingly Madonna's role as Verity in DAD
    did not guarantee her a part in POTC.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,892
    "With only one eye, it's difficult to analyze this. Analyze this."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 12,985
    sexy_Madonna_eyepatch.jpg

    Truth is, nobody dared tell Madonna that mixing a pirate theme (and hook)
    with Vogue dance moves was a recipe for disaster.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She could sing while giving fellatio. No one understood how she did it.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    She could sing while giving fellatio. No one understood how she did it.

    Thunderfinger, please!

    please give me her phone number
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Pretty good, @Thunderfinger. Not the best posted so far though.

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