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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Bond: Fancy meeting you here, Fräulein!
    Irma: Okay, Jimmy Boy, I'm going to tell Blofeld who you really are, unless...
    Bond: Unless...?
    Irma: Unless you explore my family tree, if you know what I mean.
    Bond: Guards!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Irma had a slight stiffness coming on in the nipples, due to the altitude, no doubt.

    Bond was stiff all over, due to the fear.
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited January 2022 Posts: 652
    In a controversial deleted scene, Irma Bunt forced Bond to cure her of her penis allergy.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The next scene was Tracy s death scene, and so George had real tears in his eyes.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Why haven't you told me, Fräulein, that you also feel ze airsickness pretty bad?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The next day, Bond quit drinking.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    All the cast members fought to be first in line for Broccoli's pasta.
    All of them.


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This never happened to the other fellow.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    George couldn't contain his joy upon hearing
    his Universal Soldier project was green-lit!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He had to prove to the producers that he wasn t a homosexual.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Turns out, they BOTH had STDs.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Diana Rigg's on-set prankery reached new heights when she applied super glue to the sleeves of George and Ilse's costumes.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Madeleine was right. Letting go is hard.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "But...Your Majesty. Gulp! I am just a common man. What would people say? And Prince Philip?"
    "Shut up and kiss me, fool! No one will find out. Why do you think it is called the Secret Service?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Those last few captions were great. It will be difficult for me to judge this round.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Those last few captions were great. It will be difficult for me to judge this round.

    Haha! Difficult? Impossible.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She was twice as hideous in the firelight, but he kept quiet about that.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    He resolved to keep his opinion to himself.
    She just didn't look good in stripes.


  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
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    Keep them coming, I told Irma I would get 2,000 captions this time. If I don't, I have to sleep with her.

    On second thought, stop posting! Kinky...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Ilse Steppat was amazed and delighted to meet
    The Big Fry Guy from the chocolate ads!


  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Keep them coming, I told Irma I would get 2,000 captions this time. If I don't, I have to sleep with her.

    On second thought, stop posting! Kinky...

    @barryt007 would've been proud!



    Bond wasn't sure he wanted to unwrap the christmas gift the count had left for him.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Turns out, Ilse Steppat was only kidding when she suggested
    James Bond could die at the end of the film. (As if!)



  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Fraulein! Um, my bed is a little lose, I was just looking for a screwdriver."
    "You are in luck. Forget ze driver. "
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Out of horror -- beauty!

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Fraulein, remember the distancing rules!"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Somewhat outside the contest: If you search Google Images for Ilse Steppat, you will find that she was quite an attractive woman for most of her life. Maybe this was already the past when she appeared in OHMSS. But don't forget she also died of a heart attack right after filming (at only 52 years of age). So while we can make jokes about Irma Bunt as her character, I tend to think we should spare the actress here.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited February 2022 Posts: 13,006
    Isle Steppet was a beautiful lady and it's great to see her represented.





  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    It was both the first and last Scrabble® game played at Piz Gloria that week.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He regretted throwing away that cyanide capsule now.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Ilse Steppet's appeals for Lazenby to stay in the Bond role were for naught.

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