"You've lost me, completely"- Creating Dialogues From Bond Films That Don't Add Up

0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
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A conversation on another thread gave me an idea for a loopy-but hopefully fun-game we could all play only using quotes from the James Bond films. Someone will post a line from a Bond film, spoken by any character from any of the 24 films, and all the other members will post a comment from another character that is meant to be a response to the first line...but one that doesn't exactly make sense either for the irony, wackiness or irrelevance of the content.

For example, someone could post this line:
Dr. No: "Unfortunately, I misjudged you. You are just a stupid policeman...whose luck has run out."

And another could respond with this:
Miss Moneypenny: "Flattery will get you nowhere - but don't stop trying."


For the first line, let's start off with this one:
M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."
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  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles Reminder: Unsafe driving will void warranty!
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    Bond: "A woman."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
    edited October 2017 Posts: 28,232
    M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."
    Bond: "Vodka?"
  • barryt007barryt007 Throwing Kara 'brain dead' Milovy off the top of a Ferris Wheel in Vienna
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    Mr Big : " Names is for tombstones,baby..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    an idea for a loopy-but hopefully fun-game
    I'm all for loopy. She's crazy hot! ;)


    M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."
    Sandor: "PYRAMIDS!!!"
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."

    Man in Fez: "CA, CA, CAIRO!!!!!"
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Station B, Belgium
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    "I don't know any Christmas jokes."
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited October 2017 Posts: 12,788
    "Japanese proverb say, 'Bird never make nest in bare tree'."
    "This'll do me nicely."
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Whoopi Goldberg
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    Japanese proverb say, 'Bird never make nest in bare tree'
    Wint: "Miss Case seems quite attractive.....for a lady."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 6,258
    Felix: "My friend, bring me one as well. Keep the fruit."
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "I have pills for everything. Pills that make you tall. Pills that make you forget..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "THAT is not the soap."
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    See that some harm comes to him.
  • DragonpolDragonpol Schloss Drache. Writer @ The Bondologist Blog.
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    Bloody tourists!
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond."
  • M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."
    Pinder: "Okay."
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Whoopi Goldberg
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    Chris Cornell: You know my name.
    Le Chiffre: "Mr. Beech... or is that Bond? I am a little confused."
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited October 2017 Posts: 2,692
    The Q from Quatermaster and R from if you are Q then he is R
    C from Cook Cook, where stand B then stands for..

    The name is Bill shit James Bill shit..

    No..

    Bread
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
    Posts: 28,232
    M_Balje wrote: »
    The Q from Quatermaster and R from if you are Q then he is R
    C from Cook Cook, where stand B then stands for..

    The name is Bill shit James Bill shit..

    No..

    Bread

    I perceived that @M_Balje would be particularly skilled at this game.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 6,258
    M_Balje wrote: »
    The Q from Quatermaster and R from if you are Q then he is R
    C from Cook Cook, where stand B then stands for..

    The name is Bill shit James Bill shit..

    No..

    Bread
    I perceived that @M_Balje would be particularly skilled at this game.
    :))
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    ROFL
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    I can t top that.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Whoopi Goldberg
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    Time to leave!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 6,258
    M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."
    Dario: "We gave her a nice HONEYMOOOOOON!"
  • The name is Bill shit James Bill shit..

    No..

    Bread

    I now have this framed and hung in my entryway. These words empower me to face each new day with courage, noble aspirations, and good will toward all men.
  • joshdeese93joshdeese93 Grand Hotel Europe Sauna
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    M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."
    Bond: "PUSSY!"

  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Whoopi Goldberg
    Posts: 2,589
    The name is Bill shit James Bill shit..

    No..

    Bread

    I now have this framed and hung in my entryway. These words empower me to face each new day with courage, noble aspirations, and good will toward all men.

    Bahahahaaa!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
    Posts: 28,232
    The name is Bill shit James Bill shit..

    No..

    Bread

    I now have this framed and hung in my entryway. These words empower me to face each new day with courage, noble aspirations, and good will toward all men.

    @M_Balje tends to have that effect on us mortals, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for..."
    Bartender: "Six of them."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.
    Posts: 29,421
    M_Balje wrote: »
    The Q from Quatermaster and R from if you are Q then he is R
    C from Cook Cook, where stand B then stands for..

    The name is Bill shit James Bill shit..

    No..

    Bread

    Just might be the greatest, most insightful thing I've ever read in all my years.
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