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Finally somebody recognises my greatness.
To be fair if I'd created the universe I wouldn't have made the fundamental design error of putting bollocks on the outside rather than encased behind bone like other organs. That's what happens when you try to knock out a job so big in seven days. Perhaps if He'd took a bit more time and effort to design bollocks and just not bothered with say wasps, Findus crispy pancakes or Belgium He might not have made such a pig's ear if it.
That said if any of my deranged worshippers want to strap a bomb to themselves and go to Rory Kinnear's house and blow themselves up I guarantee 72 virgins will be waiting.*
*That's a joke by the way I'm not actually inciting anyone to go and kill poor old Rory (thought I'd better make that clear as we are dealing with the religious here and reason and logic don't feature prominently on their CVs).
Even with three gods they didn't do a very good job of it, though.
Oh crap. I hope someone has London Metro on speed-dial!
Look what you've done now, @TheWizardOfIce!
Good lad.
Hope you remembered to leave all your assets and property to me in your will? Did I forget to mention that? It's a dealbreaker if you want those virgins.
We've all got to start somewhere mate. Just one follower at the moment but give me 2000 years and Wizlam will be massive.
We've all got to start somewhere mate. Just one follower at the moment but give me 2000 years and Wizlam will be massive.[/quote]
@TheWizardOfIce, well I guess the next step for you is to rent some office space and hire some interns to write your religious text from which your followers can study and live according to for the next few hundred years.
I'd keep your title as "The Wizard of Ice" as it has a sort of magical occult feeling to it and part of making someone follow your religion is in terrifying them of the alternative if they don't do as you proclaim in your "bible." God and Satan already have the heaven and hell idea wrapped up, so for your place of punishment you could have a sub-zero ice pit that would basically be like the equivalent of a hell. Except in this case instead of burning alive for eternity your heathen non-believers would be perpetually freezing alive and feel like they have pneumonia and a deep headache for all of their time there. I'll leave up the heaven equivalent to you, but I'm sure there will be a no clothes dress code for all the women and swimming pools filled to the brim with every kind of alcohol imaginable.
Oh, and his religious text is already written - Never Send Flowers is its title!
He may be a False Prophet, but if he set up churches for himself he wouldn't be such a donkey's rear to not pay taxes on the properties like your representatives of the faith.
But what's a True Prophet anyway, considering all these "gods" are man-made?
Indeed. I thought you were an advocate of freedom of religion Draggers? @Thunderfinger has the right to believe in whatever garbage he wants and if he thinks killing Rory Kinnear will grant him eternal paradise who are any of us to ridicule or criticise him?
It just so happens that in this matter he is right and you are wrong so needless to say he will have the last laugh.
There's a more serious point here: does one man's delusional belief have the same right as the delusional belief of millions? In theory it does but I can't help feeling the law would not leap to defend @Thunderfinger writing to the Beeb to complain about a programme starring Rory Kinnear as it would a load of Muslims whining about a programme depicting images of Muhammed.
And this is why Bond stopping Nine Eyes was so important. Knowing where everyone is at every second can be dangerous if that power is placed in the wrong hands. Like yours, basically.
A 'conservative' Muslim endorses stoning to death for adultery.
Terrifying that she's so matter of fact about it...she finds adultery 'disgusting' but stoning someone to death is apparently perfectly reasonable...
If that was the BNP or EDL saying perfectly innocent people who have committed no crime should be executed the police would get involved. Has this woman been arrested for inciting violence? Of course not because its religion so the authorities turn a blind eye.
The sad truth of it.
I don't hate the actor, I hate the performance.
And for this he must apologize. Because you have a right to be offended and have your feelings respected.
But what if being an actor wasn't Rory's choice? What if he was born that way? Can we show prejudice for him simply being who he is?
I don't think so. We're taking the piss now, but overall when the ratio of atheists to theists rises, things usually get less silly as the former aren't big supporters of fairy tales and inject some rationality into the proceedings. ;)
So it's ok for the religious to be offended at cartoons of the prophet or of Jesus shagging Mary Magdalene (remember all the furore of Scorcese's film? Seems quite quaint now) but it's silly if I'm offended by images of Kinnear being shown by the nation's broadcaster?
Who decides what it is silly to be offended by and what is perfectly acceptable?
Personally I think being offended by cartoons of a bloke with a beard is silly but most of the UK seems to disagree seeing during the Danish cartoon controversy no one had the bottle to reprint them.
And yes @Dragonpol what I wrote is utterly ridiculous, but not more than the fundamentalist argument for censorship of opinion, whether it is from an Islamist or Christian Voice.
Anyone advocating violence against Rory does not represent the peace loving majority of Wizlamists (I distance myself from the radical sect of @Thunderfingerism) but at the same time we demand that our beliefs be respected and will burn down the offices of any film or TV company who hires him.
Christians don't like letting African villagers prevent HIV by wearing condoms or priests being held to account for raping children and we don't like films or TV programmes featuring Rory but bizarrely we live in a world where the former is respected and the latter ridiculed.
Somehow this part never felt like anything religious but far more like genocide covered by the guise of religion. After all it happens in Africa where the white man has had little to say politically but economical is another question.
You are giving faith a huge cop out. It has everything to do with religion. I don't think you can consider it genocide, certainly not if by that you mean ethnic cleansing: there are plenty of African Catholic priests and Africa might be one of the few places in the world where Catholicism can still thrive. It is pure, irresponsible, ignorant, superstitious madness. Religious madness. And let's not forget that the Catholic Church is against contraceptives everywhere in the world. I remember my grandmother telling us that a priest refused to give her absolution when she told him in confession that she was trying not to get pregnant using the so tame and unreliable calendar method. After having six children.
Okay, I'll play along.
Now you're trying to deny the historical fact of Kinnearvatism. Kinnearvatists the world over will never stand for this offensive disrespect to our sacred history. We insist that our monuments to Roryvation must stand forever and if that offends you well that's just too bad. Snowflake.