USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... someone released that tape of you and the cheerleader.

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  • Posts: 11,052
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>

    No point going off half cocked!
  • Posts: 11,052
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>

    Care to join us?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 8,484
    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "Believe me, my interest in her is purely professional."

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "There must be an atmospheric anomaly."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "Why didn't you learn the violin?"

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "Let's just say that Istanbul's a rough town."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "Commence spray on countdown. Five, four, three, two, zero."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "You... you appear tense."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Let's see who ends up on top."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    "A perfect marksman isn't supposed to shoot his own boss!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,461
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,461
    Well, you're forgetting one thing. If I fail, 008 replaces me.
  • edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Well well well, look what the cat dragged in"
  • Posts: 416
    "Rule number 1: never do anything yourself, when someone else can do it for you"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "I really f***ed this up, didn't I?"

    "Sorry to disappoint."

    "It won't look like a suicide if you shoot me from over there."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,461
    The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him.

    Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,484
    "There is no cause for alarm, gentlemen."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    "Do I look like I give a damn?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,484
    "How I do it is my business."
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>

    "It looks very difficult."
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    "Do you think I'm stupid?"
  • BennyBenny Welcome to Japan Mr. BennyModerator
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    "You want it so bad? THEN TAKE IT!"

  • Posts: 11,052
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>

    Bitten by the bug!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 8,484
    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "All right, sit down and make yourself comfortable."

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "Always have an escape plan."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "You can take a fortnight's leave."

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "You have what the Greeks call tha'ros. Guts."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "Just a drop in the ocean."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "We've got time to kill."

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "Perhaps you'll show me how it's done."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,461
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 31,927
    "Enjoy it while it lasts."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,461
    I admit killing you would be a pleasure.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 31,927
    "I owe you an unpleasant death."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,461
    There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,484
    During Bond 24: "Make a sound and you're dead."
  • Posts: 183
    Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,484
    <font color=red><b>... someone catches you sleeping on the job.</b></font>
    "We all have our dreams."

    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "I'm in no hurry. Are you?"

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "Xenia, I can't breathe!"

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "You pretended to love me!"

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "I'm leaving with what little I have left."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "One to go, that will be the clincher."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "This is not one of your games, Boris."

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "It's not really in the wrist, you know."

    <font color=red><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
    "He got the boot."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,719
    "Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
  • Posts: 6,396
    "You persist in trying to provoke me"
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    Posts: 7,506
    "I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary."
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