USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Kevin Smith is announced to direct the next Bond film

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
    edited September 2013 Posts: 28,232
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>

    "Take a deep breath, you only got one shot, make it count."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 32,444
    "I've got a little itch...down there. Would you mind?"
  • Posts: 1,165
    "Come on Fluke! Get a wiggle on!"
  • 'ah, ooh, phew, wee, ooh, phew'

    (Brosnan - Tomorrow Never Dies, next time I'll take the elevator)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2013 Posts: 8,670
    "Are you going to take this or make me wait?"
  • edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "We will hear from Number 2..."

    and

    "Number 2 has done well"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,163
    "We will hear from Number 2..."

    and

    "Number 2 has done well"

    Takes me back to the glorious days of Austin Powers, @WillyGalore. ;-)

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,670
    "I've never seen so much go out the door so quickly."
  • QBranch wrote:
    "I've never seen so much go out the door so quickly."

    :))
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,857
    =))
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    "I have to sink this to win the game, yes?"
  • edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Easy come, easy go"

    "You've no idea what it went through to get here"
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited September 2013 Posts: 3,172
    RE: Use a line from a Bond film when... someone catches you sleeping on the job

    I must be dreaming. (Bond in Goldfinger)

    RE:Use a line from a Bond film when...your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy

    You lost somebody? (Camile in QOS)

    RE: Use a line from a Bond film when...on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.

    You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow! (Drax Moonraker)

    Shut the door ! There's a draft! (Goldeneye)

    RE: Use a line from a Bond film when....you arrive too late at a party.

    Pardon me, do you have a match? (Bond in FRWL)

    Hi there. Allow me to introduce myself. Bond. James Bond. (Bond in LALD)

    Well, we're going to have to go ahead as planned anyway. (Bond in Octopussy)

    RE: Use a line from a Bond film when..you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.

    That last hand almost killed me. (Bond in Casino Royale)

    RE: Use a line from a Bond film when...... hooded juvies try to mug you.

    Do you wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak spy ? (Chrismis Jones in Twine)

    RE: Use a line from a Bond film when...... you wish to go to the bathroom.

    Once again the pleasure was all yours. (Xenia in Goldeneye)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,670
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "You knew I wouldn't let this drop, didn't you?"
  • Posts: 418
    "Why dont you wait until you're asked"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,163
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,163
    It's too bad the Evil Queen of Numbers wouldn't let you play it...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2013 Posts: 8,670
    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "A double blowout. I've never seen one of these before."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "Electra, this is a game I can't afford to play."
  • Posts: 418
    "Switch the bloody machine off!"
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    Posts: 7,591
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>

    "I need a urine sample. If you could fill this for me?"
    "From here?"
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>

    "Do you lose as gracefully as you win?"
    "I don't know, I've never lost."
  • edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "It's all in the wrist"
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited September 2013 Posts: 987
    "You're not retiring anytime soon, are you?"
  • "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Ghost office
    Posts: 34,380
    "I will buy you a delicatessen, in stainless steel!"
    This works on so many of these. Pity it didnt work in the film.
  • Posts: 418
    "Yes, this is my second life"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,670
    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "Well, you did say you'd catch me later."
  • "Such good sport"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,163
    QBranch wrote:
    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered."



    =))
    Easily the funniest thing I've read all day, @QBranch! :-)
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,857
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>

    Well...you can't win them all.
  • Posts: 183
    "The game is called Domination. I designed it myself"

    "With due respect, Sir, I played for 2 weeks and I only got killed once"



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