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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Fisherman on the 20th floor.

    "I CAUGHT ONE! I CAUGHT ONE!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Yawn one more time, Dan, and I will snap that cable back at 90 MPH. I hope you enjoy fast impacts with buildings."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Forster: "Dan, all you have to do is jump a few feet! Seriously, how hard is that?!
    Dan: "I don't know how much it costs to make a phone call in Italy, but you had better get some money together. Kenny Loggins is expecting your call, because you're in the DANGER ZONE!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Get down, everyone, my massive ego is coming through in the form of a bus!"
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Mr Craig - I hope you never watched The Omen !
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "FUS...RO DAHHHH!"
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
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    Pic 1: "NO!!! You already have me going to the gym twice a day 7 days a week! You never saw Pierce having to keep himself...what do you mean, read my contract?!"

    Pic 2: "Okay, Barbara, but these 200 pushups are the last ones I'll do today! Even Sean got to rest between shots!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Oh Rachel! Thank you for my new baby bouncer! I'm knackered! But absolutely love it! :-bd
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
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    "I'm the bloody Spider Man!"
  • 006006
    edited July 2012 Posts: 159
    Dan ; Screw you guys ... I so can do 100 push ups on a moving bus ........1...2....3...4...5......

    Or

    Craig stars in Speed 3, Licence To Drive

    Last one ..

    Dan " I know you want to keep in touch with me wherever I go Babs but this new long distance aerial for my mobile, isn't it a bit excessive ?? "
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    -"Oarrrhm... i'm so sleepy."

    === or ===

    -"I GOT THE POWER!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    Some great entries so far guys!

    But please, give me some more! It's kinda slow 'round here, and I'm sure there are still some hilarious captions out there, so give it a shot!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "*YAAAWN*, ahhh, yep, sounds incredibly boring. I'll tell you one thing: if you have me laying on my stomach on this damn bus for the rest of the day, I'm heading up to that hotel room and flinging myself right out the window."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "I know Babs likes to pull the strings with me, but this is bloody ridiculous".
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Craig - 'Who's that fishing, I'm not a bloody carp'


    Angler - 'Sorry Mr Craig, but I thought you were in 'Quantum of Shoal Fish'
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    So, I believe the week has passed already, I guess I'll announce the winners tomorrow. So if you have any late entries, please post them :)
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    So, here they are:

    Fifth Place
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Get down, everyone, my massive ego is coming through in the form of a bus!"

    I don't know for sure, but I see this as a reference to Inception (scene with the train) which makes it even more hilarious!

    Fourth Place


    karatemanchan37 wrote:
    "I'm the bloody Spider Man!"

    I just imagine him saying this in the melody of the Spiderman/Spiderpig theme song, 'Spiderman,Spiderman. I'm the bloody Spiderman' and then dropping to the ground and scaling the bus.

    Third Place


    006 wrote:
    Dan " I know you want to keep in touch with me wherever I go Babs but this new long distance aerial for my mobile, isn't it a bit excessive ?? "

    Second Place
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Oh Rachel! Thank you for my new baby bouncer! I'm knackered! But absolutely love it! :-bd

    And then..... the winner is:

    FIRST PLACE


    Kerim wrote:
    Fisherman on the 20th floor.

    "I CAUGHT ONE! I CAUGHT ONE!"

    This had me laughing so hard, just the mental image of this old Italian hanging his rod out, waiting to catch 'a fish'

    So, over to you, Mr. Kerim.




  • VirageVirage
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    @Kerim?
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2012 Posts: 2,629
    My apologies folks, I didn't know I won.

    Let's stay current and go with the only photo that matters for this week's captioning.

    queenBond_2290989b.jpg

    You know Danny had to have been thinking something to himself. Now let's get in the Olympic Spirit and have some Gold Medal entries.
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    "I hope that old tard didn't notice I just stepped on the dog"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Uhh...oh, yep, definitely just pooped my pants. I hope 007 doesn't notice."
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
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    'One could have sworn, that the last time one had carnal knowledge of Commander Bond he was a large Scots fellow......'
  • VirageVirage
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    "Now this is the bathroom. Next is the shrine to Sean Connery...."
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
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    "Well, I wasn't far off - they didn't call me in because the Home Secretary's wife lost her dog, the Queen lost one of her Corgis!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    "I really don't mind guarding here, but why the f*ck did she have to rip that part of my tux off my butt?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Keep it cool, keep it cool, you're James Bond, you're suave, you're stealthy at times, she'll never know if you decide to kick one of these little dogs down the hall."
  • SJK91SJK91
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    Craig and the Queen have just had a lovely, romantic date together. As Daniel escorts the Queen back to her royal home, a few thoughts race through his mind:

    Dan's thoughts: Okay, Danny, this is it. This is the moment I'm gonna kiss her. But how should I do it? Should I say something before I do it? Maybe something like, 'I left something back at the restaurant.' She'll say, 'what'? And THAT'S when I'll kiss her!! No, no, no that's so stupid! Think, Daniel, think!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "So THIS is what Silva meant when he said 'Mommy.'"
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
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    'Don't look at her arse, don't look at her arse...'
  • VirageVirage
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    "What is that on her head?"
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