BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Here.

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  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    "I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive... for a human."
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    "For the last time, I have no idea what an ATAC is and I do not care that it's at St. Cyril's."

    Max was not the easiest housemate to weather quarantine with.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
    edited April 8 Posts: 43,902
    Blofeld s cat could not believe its luck when it was adopted by Bond s new girlfriend. It was plotting revenge for the chimney drop. It still couldn t get all the soot off its fur.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 8 Posts: 12,079
    "Green Fur to base! Green Fur to base! We have black beaks in main building."

    It still couldn t get all the soot off its fur.
    Off its little catt noes.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper What does it matter to you...when you got a job to do
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    (Parrot:) You can try and bribe me with your phoo-yuck Siamese vodka as much as you like, I'm still not gonna tell you that the ATAC is at St. Cyrils...oops.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
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    Out there on the parking lot...what was that cat doing to that bird?
    Max suddenly froze and turned very silent.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Q was admired for his animal rescue sentiments and actions.
    Until the day he was seen walking home with Drax's Dobermans.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
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    "What the...Look! Look! Look! It s John Hollis and Jeremy Bulloch! Pinch me!"
    Chrome was a Star Wars geek.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    They fondly remembered Gilbert Gottfried for his stand-up comedy.
    And no less for his voice to Iago in the Aladdin movies and television.

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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper What does it matter to you...when you got a job to do
    edited April 16 Posts: 6,217
    Here.

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    (Cat thinking:) That chicken is getting on me nerves with 'is constant "'Ello, Pussy!" . One day it will be true:

    " 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Not entirely incorrectly, they blamed Q
    for the annoying presence of the nanobots.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    They waited patiently for Bond's next visit.
    But he never returned.
    Because he was dead.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
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    They waited patiently for Bond's next visit.
    But he never returned.
    Because he was dead.


    Max: "James Bond will return."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Bond never acted on his threat toward the cats in Q's flat.
    But surveillance detected him walking the street from time to time.


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    (Okay. This ends soon.)
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    And straight out of the gate comes winner @slide_99 with this post.
    slide_99 wrote: »
    "I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive... for a human."

    Congratulations, with the thought that surely you can come up with a better image than me for the next one.


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  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    Here we go.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
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    They decided it was a bit much, and just cut the film at Samedi s laugh.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    CAT excavator opened the roof for Bond.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    While SPECTRE's weaponized giant feline wreaked its havoc,
    Blofeld's Cat (upper right) waited for the next train out of there
    (not realizing it was now too large to enter a carriage),

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    Professor Mcgonogall decides to put the entire Hogwarts Express in detention when she read's Harry Potter and the Art of Spying Chapter 21... A Snakes Eye View to A Kill.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Cat dreams don't have to make sense.




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    Purrrrder on the Orient Express
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
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    No one believed Martin Grace when he told what really happened.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    BOND 26: PURRCHANCE TO DIE


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
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    How to train a cat.
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    Catzilla: King of Moggies
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited May 22 Posts: 10,251

    An early screen treatment introduced the international organization 9 Lives
    plus Mallory's reckless pursuit of the purrfect weapon under covert Project Libertas (AKA Furracles).

    M to Tanner: Get 007. MEOW!

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    Goldfinger woke in a cold sweat. 4,578 metric tons of gold to be moved by train on the morrow. It was a foolproof plan. He had given all his speeches. He had his black-belt-trained bodyguard. He had his hoodlums. He had his swanky new secretary. Nothing could go wrong. So why the dream? Why the pussy? Why this terrible premonition? Tomorrow would spell success galore, he was sure of it. Yes, nothing could stop him now...

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