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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "You look a clown in that outfit"
    " I know I hate, the blue tights and red underpants and cloak "
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    When Batman v Superman was announced, this was their first choice for the Joker.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I will tell you two secrets.

    1. I am really Superman.
    2. I usually don t kill people, but I #¤@king HATE MIMES!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Doesn't matter how much make-up you use Roger.
    You're just too freaking old !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    That fist of steel brought a tear to the poor rogered sod.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    =))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " In my last film Roger, I had to kiss Michael Caine !"
    " That's nothing Chris, in my last film had to Roger a Sausage !"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    Voila!

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    Rog: I am audition for Steven Kings IT!

    Chris: I am trying for Danny Zuko!!!
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    Superman to Bond:

    I know I look ridiculous in that blue tights and red briefs, but James...you forgot to wear any pants at all.

    Meanwhile...the woman shyly looks away thinking...I know Superman is ridiculously good-looking, but look at Moore's Roger!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    With his super hearing, he knew where the fart originated.

    Perverse as he was, he was happy about his super smell.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I hope that's a gun sticking into my back, Chris ?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Evil Superman gloats after rewriting the Octopussy script.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Superman: "Heyyy Jim! Can you guess how many speeding bullets I've stopped for you?! Ones with your name on 'em? Come on, guess- it'll be fun!"

    Bond: *sigh* "Someone shoot me now."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger brought a friend to hit the big boss for a raise.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Some good entries from several people, but I'll give it to @Thunderfinger for the simple yet effective:

    "Listen, buddy. You put too much effort into that stupid disguise. A pair of glasses would do."
  • MyNameIsMyBondRnMyNameIsMyBondRn WhereYouLeastExpectMeToBe
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    ..Oh!-I tried 2 champagne glasses on..and guess what happened to me..!
    -James!-Go away-before someone sees us together..
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks a lot, Tokoloshe. How about this one today?
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  • MyNameIsMyBondRnMyNameIsMyBondRn WhereYouLeastExpectMeToBe
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    ..!?-I'll Rodger That..!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The precise moment Roger realized that if he could score a woman with the raise of one eyebrow, then two eyebrows and two sideburns should get him pussy galore.
  • MyNameIsMyBondRnMyNameIsMyBondRn WhereYouLeastExpectMeToBe
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    ..and 2 champagneglasses..!-All Galore's..!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Crownidiot! I know where you live!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Excuse me, madam, but your nightie has slipped.... as has your accent."
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    edited October 2015 Posts: 4,151
    "Surprise.........I'm back for Bond 25, who were you expecting?"
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    "I'm going to play Bond's father in the next one, you better believe it!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond spotted an arousing woman while standing in front of the BMW's door handle.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    OH! MY! GOD!... It s GEORGE LAZENBY!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Double-Oh-Seven didn't misuse the x-ray specs, and after the mission, gave them back to Q.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Sir Rog's face immediately after he felt the barrel of a gun touch him in a spot only Nic Nac could comfortably reach.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Here's ROGGIE!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bumping this
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    GIRLSCOUTS! Ahem...with COOKIES!



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